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Shopping for a mate.
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the f...
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701
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Oldies, Reminds me.
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Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap an...
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609
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How?
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A boy was asked to do a report on childbirth and so he asked his parents how he was born. Well honey, said the slightly prudish parent. The stork brought you to us. Oh, said the boy. Well, how did you and daddy get born? Oh, your grandparents found us under a rock. the mother answered getting quite uncomfor...
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638
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Mouth of Babes.
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked: Why are some of your hairs white, Mum? Her m...
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564
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Low Bridge
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A truck driver was driving along on the highway. He passed a sign that said ?low bridge ahead.? Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck underneath it. Cars were backed up for kilometres behind him. Finally, a police car pulled up. The officer got out of his car and walked aroun...
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596
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Snoring Camper.
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Four guys were at a campsite. They had to bunk two to a room but no one wanted to share with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasnt fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept in the same cabin as Daryl, and came to breakfast the next mor...
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553
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The Sounds of Sirens
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https://www.google.com/search?q=the+kiffness+sounds+of+silence&oq=the+kiffness+sounds+of+silence&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i64.10086j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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Nevd
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877
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Irish wedding
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Leshill
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1000
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Reliable witness.
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his ...first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, '...
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602
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Start again.
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A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one ano...
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636
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Sunday School.
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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the re...
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Are my testicles black?
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student fem...ale nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "...
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Paddy.
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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".... Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". Paddy spends the next 2 hours...
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817
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Good Dog
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Bud light commercial.........
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Bobdown
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ALLEGED COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK HOLIDAYS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS
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1. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I dont like spicy food. 2. They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax. 3. We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the tax...
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New Church Organist
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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The...
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Who is right
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JayDee
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New Guy.
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A young guy from Charters Towers moves to Townsville and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in RetraVision in Charters Towers." Well, the boss was unsure, bu...
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I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:... I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brou...
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Not all Old Geezers sit around all day.
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Good on him...........not for me.
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