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Tea party.
(Preview)
A little 3-year-old girl was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times....
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1454
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Relativity.
(Preview)
A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God: How long is a billion years to you? God says: A billion years is like a second to me. The man asks: Well, how much is a billion dollars to you? God says: A billion dollars is like a penny to me. So the man says: God, can I have a p...
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1611
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Nice evening .
(Preview)
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the mens room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home. When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didnt have his keys. He fina...
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1261
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Indian with one Testicle
(Preview)
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobod...
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Paintar
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931
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Blonde.
(Preview)
"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there fo...r a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky v...
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Possum3
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0
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1317
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a little boy
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Craig1
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1
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1125
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She's Loaded
(Preview)
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Craig1
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2
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1476
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Falling to pieces
(Preview)
One for you Grey Nomads...............
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Bobdown
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1
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1032
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He Really Nailed the Landing
(Preview)
Trick landing......could have been a lot worse.
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Bobdown
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3
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1115
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Lone Ranger
(Preview)
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought yo...
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1195
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BLOODY IMPRESSIVE WOMEN!
(Preview)
will outdo most men........
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Bobdown
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5
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1454
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Andy
(Preview)
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Sarco Harris
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1
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1414
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The Services
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Possum3
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0
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1368
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Moral Dilemma
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Craig1
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1
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1621
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Gift for the wife.
(Preview)
Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife ...Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your...
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1
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1320
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Sex and Dave Allen
(Preview)
Still makes you laugh............
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Bobdown
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0
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1490
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Greenie.
(Preview)
A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big gum. As she neared...
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1
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1138
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K9.
(Preview)
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police operations centre broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the...
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986
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Genuine incentive.
(Preview)
A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and... asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and t...
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1035
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Drafting Guys Over 60
(Preview)
I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.... Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you...
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1345
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