Just Joking

JayDee · JayDee

An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were ball...

JayDee · JayDee

A misogynistic view... A bookseller asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in life? The woman replied, "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store asks, "Do you have a book called 'Husband, the Master of the House?'"Sales gi...

erad · erad

Picture if you will a hill. On the top of the hill is a house with a red light outside it. On one side of the hill is a man walking up the hill, the other side of the hill another man walking down the hill. Inside the house is a man and a woman on a bed. Observing all this from a helicopter hovering above is another...

Craig1 · Craig1

mama The Italian Lover. A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his be...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

This is funny...........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Careful..........

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

-- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 16th of June 2020 09:01:04 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of e...

Possum3 · Possum3

JayDee · JayDee

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car? He calmly told them, I bought it today. With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.... Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars. The parents began to yel...

JayDee · JayDee

I do not know if Admin will allow this one.But it appears to be within the rules. Jay&Dee A man is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much ?" The hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a han...

Craig1 · Craig1

more cats A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and notices that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversa...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"... Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Possum3 · Possum3

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	Did you know this (Preview) An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were ball...	JayDee	4	991	06:56 PM Jun 18, 2020 by Delta18
	A misogynistic view... (Preview) A misogynistic view... A bookseller asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in life? The woman replied, "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store asks, "Do you have a book called 'Husband, the Master of the House?'"Sales gi...	JayDee	1	1212	11:37 AM Jun 18, 2020 by grahos
	Nationalities (Preview) Picture if you will a hill. On the top of the hill is a house with a red light outside it. On one side of the hill is a man walking up the hill, the other side of the hill another man walking down the hill. Inside the house is a man and a woman on a bed. Observing all this from a helicopter hovering above is another...	erad	0	865	10:38 PM Jun 17, 2020 by erad
	Italian Lover (Preview) mama The Italian Lover. A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his be...	Craig1	0	834	09:41 PM Jun 17, 2020 by Craig1
	A few funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	787	03:25 PM Jun 17, 2020 by Bobdown
	Fishing. (Preview)	Possum3	0	862	11:13 AM Jun 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Sex during lockdown (Preview) This is funny...........	Bobdown	0	1396	10:24 AM Jun 16, 2020 by Bobdown
	Wrong diagnosis (Preview) Careful..........	Bobdown	0	1102	10:22 AM Jun 16, 2020 by Bobdown
	Chasing girls. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1128	09:07 AM Jun 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Blonde builders. (Preview) -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 16th of June 2020 09:01:04 AM	Possum3	0	971	09:00 AM Jun 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Missing Person (Preview) Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of e...	Possum3	0	881	08:48 AM Jun 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Tea is evil. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1031	02:34 PM Jun 15, 2020 by Possum3
	Smarter than the average guy. (Preview) A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see...	JayDee	0	990	09:24 AM Jun 15, 2020 by JayDee
	Paddy again. (Preview)	Possum3	0	864	08:16 PM Jun 14, 2020 by Possum3
	Porche. (Preview) A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car? He calmly told them, I bought it today. With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.... Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars. The parents began to yel...	Possum3	2	1187	08:26 PM Jun 13, 2020 by erad
	The Outstanding Hooker (Preview) I do not know if Admin will allow this one.But it appears to be within the rules. Jay&Dee A man is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much ?" The hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a han...	JayDee	0	1188	09:43 PM Jun 12, 2020 by JayDee
	cats (Preview) more cats A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and notices that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversa...	Craig1	0	1081	05:05 PM Jun 12, 2020 by Craig1
	PADDY (Preview)	Possum3	0	932	01:57 PM Jun 12, 2020 by Possum3
	Little Johnny again. (Preview) Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"... Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."	Possum3	0	865	01:19 PM Jun 12, 2020 by Possum3
	Burial at sea. (Preview)	Possum3	0	942	01:17 PM Jun 12, 2020 by Possum3
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