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Types of Hell.
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.... He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do there?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beat...
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669
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Texas logic.
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A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.... The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes f...
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1275
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Ensuite.
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858
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For the Ladies.
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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctors office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his offi...
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797
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Chinese translation
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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel... runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you...
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814
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Blonde.
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692
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Crying.
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768
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Dirty girl.
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956
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Mosquito trap.
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1029
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Funeral procession.
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A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking ...with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking...
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817
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Drunken mates.
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Two married mates are out drinking one night when one turns to the other. You know, I dont know what else to do. Whenever I go home after weve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house...
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958
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Nice guy
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One night, a daughter brought her boyfriend home to meet her parents. Upon first sight, the parents were astounded and appalled by his appearance - leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and a pierced nose (and tongue they found out later at dinner). At a discreet time, the parents pulled the...
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Teeth joke
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Bobdown
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842
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Stolen Horse.
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Touching balls.
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894
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Eulogy?
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Collingwood or hawthorn
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911
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The hat
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...
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"Allo, Allo, Allo"
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An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows."'Twenty pounds,' she whispers. Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes...
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MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED
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"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on... my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fear...
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