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Long life according to Chinese Doctor
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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life...
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Was'n me.
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A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - an...
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Coronavirus
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Ya know it's crook when they change the name.
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Dating
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One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mum answered the door. She invited him in and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that theyd probably see a movie then get a burger. Susies mum said: Well, Susie really likes to screw. S...
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Wealthy Scotsman
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One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."...
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Dr visit.
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An older man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. Youre in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, he said. But Im afraid I cant make you any younger. Who asked you to make me younger? the man replied. Y...
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Always check your emails for errors. Especially like a space in right place.
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The Importance of a Space A secretary got an expensive brand-named pen as a gift from her boss as a Christmas present. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail. The boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce. The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extrao...
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92nd Birthday
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This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth. He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.* *Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.* *The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...
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Copper Wire
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archae...
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black panties
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Subtle.
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1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find. 2. Youre not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, Im okay. 4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and theyre gonna pay. You h...
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For the Ex Coppers.
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I Confess.
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Generation Y .
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The Y Chromosome... People born before 1946 are called -The Greatest Generation . People born between 1946 and 1964 are called -The Baby Boomers . People born between 1965 and 1979 are called -Generation X. And p...
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Coffee?
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On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Then, forgetting to turn off the micropho...
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Logical.
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fourth-grade teacher was giving her students a lesson in logic. Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he cant swim, and runs down to th...
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With God's help.
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An old man named George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said: But you know Doc, Im blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when Im done! A little later in the day,...
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Secret to a long life...........lol
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Parrots.
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers!... Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought fo...
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60's Music.
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