Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

I was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business. This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said, "You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?" I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?" She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen". I said, "Then you better get back int...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Watch out.......

Bobdown · Bobdown

Look after your health........don't listen to others.

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Craig1 · Craig1

ha A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and worke...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Paper Is Dead...... Foreign commercials are so good! My hat's off to the advertising team that came up with the idea. It has been said that paper is dead... It's only 39 seconds so please watch...the irony won't be lost on you. http://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some of you Nomads need to know your limitations.............

Bobdown · Bobdown

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Would you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''I have no idea, but every t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Lovely Italian story...............be careful what you say.

Bobdown · Bobdown

funny video...........

Craig1 · Craig1

Possum has been quiet, but why do you view a particular joke? the person who posts, the title, just bored so have a look. eg Broken brickie rates high. Commonsense also. A few good ones hardly rate a view

fwdoz · fwdoz

A chemistry professor posted a bonus question on an exam. Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wro...

fwdoz · fwdoz

As a man is leaving his house for work his wife shouts out "Don't forget to buy a bag of snails on your way home, my parents are coming for dinner remember". The man agrees and rushes off to work, where he has a terrible, stressful day. Sure enough, when he gets home he's forgotten the bag of snails. "I can't...

Craig1 · Craig1

so so. v Car Air Conditioning ... The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile ai...

Craig1 · Craig1

Well close Subject: : Priest On His Deathbed An old Australian priest lay dying. He sent a message for an Australian Tax Office Supervisor and his Lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motione...

Possum3 · Possum3

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".... Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her...

Possum3 · Possum3

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Dont try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it...

Possum3 · Possum3

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....

Craig1 · Craig1

almost done and dusted

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	Over 70 jokes (Preview) I was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business. This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said, "You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?" I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?" She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen". I said, "Then you better get back int...	Bobdown	0	2138	10:48 AM Mar 13, 2020 by Bobdown
	Sauna (Preview) Watch out.......	Bobdown	0	1292	02:32 PM Mar 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	Don't diet or exercise (Preview) Look after your health........don't listen to others.	Bobdown	0	1360	02:31 PM Mar 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	No toilet paper on these premises (Preview)	Whenarewethere	3	1492	09:48 PM Mar 11, 2020 by Craig1
	Dentist Jokes (Preview) ha A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and worke...	Craig1	3	1721	04:40 PM Mar 11, 2020 by Craig1
	Recycling in China...... (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1376	08:22 PM Mar 10, 2020 by grahos
	Very on topic at the moment........lol (Preview) *Paper Is Dead......* *Foreign commercials are so good!* *My hat's off to the advertising team that came up with the idea.* *It has been said that paper is dead...* *It's only 39 seconds so please watch...the irony won't be lost on you.* http://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0	Bobdown	1	1271	08:28 PM Mar 9, 2020 by Craig1
	Seniors at the playground (Preview) Some of you Nomads need to know your limitations.............	Bobdown	1	2128	04:09 PM Mar 9, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Wisdom of age (Preview) An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Would you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''I have no idea, but every t...	Bobdown	0	1359	12:10 PM Mar 9, 2020 by Bobdown
	The Major (Preview) Lovely Italian story...............be careful what you say.	Bobdown	0	1131	11:17 AM Mar 7, 2020 by Bobdown
	Never Date a Girl Who Takes Yoga (Preview) funny video...........	Bobdown	1	1807	09:32 AM Mar 7, 2020 by Craig1
	What attracts you to a joke (Preview) Possum has been quiet, but why do you view a particular joke? the person who posts, the title, just bored so have a look. eg Broken brickie rates high. Commonsense also. A few good ones hardly rate a view	Craig1	13	1765	09:08 AM Mar 7, 2020 by Grandad5
	The theory of Hell (Preview) A chemistry professor posted a bonus question on an exam. Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wro...	fwdoz	1	1286	09:19 PM Mar 6, 2020 by Night_owl
	Escargot for dinner (Preview) As a man is leaving his house for work his wife shouts out "Don't forget to buy a bag of snails on your way home, my parents are coming for dinner remember". The man agrees and rushes off to work, where he has a terrible, stressful day. Sure enough, when he gets home he's forgotten the bag of snails. "I can't...	fwdoz	0	1038	07:54 PM Mar 6, 2020 by fwdoz
	Car air con (Preview) so so. v Car Air Conditioning ... The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile ai...	Craig1	0	1495	02:00 PM Mar 5, 2020 by Craig1
	Getting toward Easter (Preview) Well close Subject: : Priest On His Deathbed An old Australian priest lay dying. He sent a message for an Australian Tax Office Supervisor and his Lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motione...	Craig1	0	1267	08:28 PM Mar 4, 2020 by Craig1
	50 Shades (Preview) FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".... Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her...	Possum3	0	1355	06:28 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Rules (Preview) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Dont try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it...	Possum3	0	1390	06:23 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Is that true? (Preview) A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....	Possum3	0	1239	06:18 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Commonsense (Preview) almost done and dusted	Craig1	7	1281	05:03 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Craig1
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