Just Joking

JayDee · JayDee

This one could have been on the forum before. But!!! worth a repeat. There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been follo...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

My urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costl...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where w...

weggs · weggs

Can anyone advise on where to purchase a quality metal scoop(aluminium?) with a long handle> What brands price etc Thanks Weggs

Leshill · Leshill

Try it

Joker · Joker

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100. The American diplomat...

ERI LI · ERI LI

The queen will have to -" vamoose with the vault-" a.c.t will have to parliament park bench seat-" the -" Republicans can party-"& a -" ice age will take over this country..".. Bright side -? no Moses brigaders,climate changers riots,cos they all starving or deep frozen

Bobdown · Bobdown

British humour...

Recoup · Recoup

Bobdown · Bobdown

Study the picture for 5 seconds. What do you notice? Think about it; what is odd? Now scroll down Here are the results of the Survey: 1 100% of Male Naval Aviators failed this test. They were distracted by the woman's large bosom 2 100% of the female Naval Aviators also failed this test. They were di...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Recoup · Recoup

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good gag

JayDee · JayDee

CRUISING? Sorry, But I do not know how to condense this into long lines etc. Jay&Dee LOVE THIS ONE!! GUESS IT PAYS TO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!! 40 years of marriage.. A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little r...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Keep the wife happy..........I think

JayDee · JayDee

Comments from Isolation ''It is such a joy being at home with my wife..... the last month or so We caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the last 50 odd years."" One of our sons asked us ""Do we miss seeing and talking and playing with our grand children. We answered ""yes of course."" ...

JayDee · JayDee

How to get to Heaven from Ireland. A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, woul...

Spook · Spook

Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie Rules and is sufficiently impressed to arrange for him to come over to Collingwood. He is signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for a full pre-season. Two weeks into the home and away season however, the Magpies...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Naked male body found in the woods with a Weetbix placed in his alimentary canal. Police are looking for a cereal killer.

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	there were 2 ladies ??? (Preview) This one could have been on the forum before. But!!! worth a repeat. There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been follo...	JayDee	0	1006	07:14 AM May 15, 2020 by JayDee
	Thursday's funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	942	05:20 PM May 14, 2020 by Bobdown
	New Urine Test! (Preview) My urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costl...	Bobdown	0	959	09:34 AM May 14, 2020 by Bobdown
	Economic Stimulus Payment (Preview) Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where w...	Bobdown	2	1109	04:34 PM May 13, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	metal scoop for beach metal detecting. (Preview) Can anyone advise on where to purchase a quality metal scoop(aluminium?) with a long handle> What brands price etc Thanks Weggs	weggs	1	894	04:09 PM May 13, 2020 by rgren2
	How to back a trailer (Preview) Try it	Leshill	3	1053	11:39 AM May 13, 2020 by Bobdown
	Long time not being here - Best Joke I have seen for a while 😂 (Preview) Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100. The American diplomat...	Joker	1	1303	05:37 PM May 12, 2020 by ERI LI
	Australia OUT of WORK & OUT of TAXES (Preview) The queen will have to -" vamoose with the vault-" a.c.t will have to parliament park bench seat-" the -" Republicans can party-"& a -" ice age will take over this country..".. Bright side -? no Moses brigaders,climate changers riots,cos they all starving or deep frozen	ERI LI	10	1456	01:34 PM May 12, 2020 by Santa
	Brain surgeon (Preview) British humour...	Bobdown	5	1783	09:37 AM May 10, 2020 by dorian
	Social Distancing (Preview)	Recoup	0	1176	03:30 PM May 9, 2020 by Recoup
	Brain teaser (Preview) Study the picture for 5 seconds. What do you notice? Think about it; what is odd? Now scroll down Here are the results of the Survey: 1 100% of Male Naval Aviators failed this test. They were distracted by the woman's large bosom 2 100% of the female Naval Aviators also failed this test. They were di...	Bobdown	1	1064	11:10 AM May 9, 2020 by ERI LI
	Signs of Marriage Gone Bad (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1083	10:26 AM May 9, 2020 by Bobdown
	Cops (Preview)	Recoup	1	863	06:56 PM May 8, 2020 by ERI LI
	Cornish humour (Preview) Good gag	Bobdown	0	879	12:05 PM May 8, 2020 by Bobdown
	The power of the female wonder women (Preview) CRUISING? Sorry, But I do not know how to condense this into long lines etc. Jay&Dee LOVE THIS ONE!! GUESS IT PAYS TO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!! *40 years of marriage..* A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little r...	JayDee	1	1345	12:55 PM May 5, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Day 13 (Preview) Keep the wife happy..........I think	Bobdown	1	1089	06:45 PM May 4, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Isolation (Preview) Comments from Isolation ''It is such a joy being at home with my wife..... the last month or so We caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the last 50 odd years."" One of our sons asked us ""Do we miss seeing and talking and playing with our grand children. We answered ""yes of course."" ...	JayDee	0	1104	09:17 AM May 4, 2020 by JayDee
	Only one way to Heaven (Preview) How to get to Heaven from Ireland. A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, woul...	JayDee	0	954	08:53 AM May 4, 2020 by JayDee
	Collingwood (Preview) Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie Rules and is sufficiently impressed to arrange for him to come over to Collingwood. He is signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for a full pre-season. Two weeks into the home and away season however, the Magpies...	Spook	2	1078	04:22 PM May 3, 2020 by Wayne Dwop
	Murder (Preview) Naked male body found in the woods with a Weetbix placed in his alimentary canal. Police are looking for a cereal killer.	Magnarc	0	1326	02:36 PM May 2, 2020 by Magnarc
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