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SENIOR SEX
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there ag...
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vic mower
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Craig1
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587
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A few toons
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Bobdown
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One for the men
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Can a tennis player lose a point, a game and a match and still have a great set? I believe the answer is 'YES'.
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Bobdown
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One for the ladies
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Bobdown
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Joke of the day
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what does Scomo & Capt James Cook have in common? they both regret going to Hawaii !!!
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Geeco
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Found these today...
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Call the Ambulance.
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This is what we, who are aged 70 or 80 years plus, can look forward to. This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there had small apartments but they all ate at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstai...
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778
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it rained here today and yesterday
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Craig1
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Tampons?
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy: Son, how old are you? Eight, the boy replied. The man continued: Do you know what these are used for? The boy replied: Not exactly, but they arent for...
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Blue suit.
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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. S he points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...
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606
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500 dead crows.
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Researchers for the University of NSW recently found over 500 dead crows, along the Highways, in Western NSW. Everyone involved was concerned that these crows might have died from Avian Flu, so they had a bird pathologist examine the remains of all the crows. To everyone's relief, it was determined...
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Internet Facts
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Iva Biggen
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Today' shards of wisdom…
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* If my body is found on or near a 'jogging trail', be rest assured that I was murdered somewhere else and dumped there. * Respect your elders; they graduated from school without benefit of the Internet. * I've decided I'm NOT old; I'm 25 plus shipping and handling. * Why do I have to 'Press 1 for Engli...
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720
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Lady's yearly exam.
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987
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3 X Lawyer.
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An airliner was having engine trouble and, after a few worrying moments of turbulence, the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. Al...
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Some gags to kick off your weekend
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Old lady and her mule.
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AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OL...
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Kiwi Genie
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A young kiwi bro was walking along one of the North Islands sandy beaches with his surf board. He suddenly spots this bottle which has recently washed up on the beach. It's obvious it's been tossed around for a long time. He picks up the bottle and notices that it still has the cork intact. So, being curio...
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More golf
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I was playing golf one day and i got lost. I saw a young lady playing up ahead of me and went over to her and said "Can you please help me, i don"t know what hole i"m on". She told me "You are one hole behind me, i"m on 7; and you are on 6".I thanked her and carried on playing golf. On the back nine i got lost again. I s...
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