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Gift for the wife.
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Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife ...Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your...
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Sex and Dave Allen
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Still makes you laugh............
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Bobdown
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Greenie.
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A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big gum. As she neared...
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K9.
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A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police operations centre broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the...
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999
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Genuine incentive.
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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and... asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and t...
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Drafting Guys Over 60
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I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.... Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you...
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one day
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might be preparing for presidents cup
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Craig1
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1100
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Wife jokes.......ha ha
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It is a new Michael Jackson
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pretty good, turn sound on
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Craig1
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sex after death
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Chicken and the Egg
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking very annoyed, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says: "Well, I guess we finally answered that question."
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Hendo
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Garbage
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really collected this one
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Craig1
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Funny Irishman
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wonder what other country we could pick on
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Rednecks
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Bobdown
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The art of Lying to kids
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They now have mars bars icecreams too
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Craig1
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Italian test
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The Italian TestI was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts...
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Hang on tight
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Slip slide away...........
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Bobdown
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God
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Craig1
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he Flight Attendant
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Craig1
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No wet toes
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good job the photographer didnt want wet toes
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