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Missing Person
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Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of e...
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942
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Tea is evil.
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1071
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Smarter than the average guy.
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A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see...
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JayDee
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1018
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Paddy again.
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890
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Porche.
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A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car? He calmly told them, I bought it today. With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.... Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars. The parents began to yel...
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2
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1247
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The Outstanding Hooker
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I do not know if Admin will allow this one.But it appears to be within the rules. Jay&Dee A man is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much ?" The hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a han...
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JayDee
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1216
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cats
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more cats A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and notices that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversa...
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Craig1
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1135
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PADDY
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976
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Little Johnny again.
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"... Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
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893
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Burial at sea.
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969
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Cheap Parrot.
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00. ... "Why so cheap?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it say...
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1022
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. The priest says, "I believe that God sent his only son to die for our sins" The Imam says, "I believe Allah sent his last prophet to show us how to live" The rabbit says, "I believe I'm a typo."
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dorian
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1106
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Barbie.
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Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" S...
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Possum3
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910
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Rapid response.
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1009
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Dr Examination.
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A woman went to the doctors office for her annual examination. Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of the examination room, screaming as she ran down the hall. He stopped the hysterical woman and asked her to sit down and relax. Then, he asked her what she was so upset about. A few minut...
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952
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Paddy & Shamus.
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An Aerlingus flight was due to land As they approached Dublin number 1 runway for the first ever landing, the tower heard: PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !... CO-PILOT - Ye...
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769
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For the afterlife.
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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just abou...t anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I want t...
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916
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Wedding night.
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On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride calls her mother from the hospital. "Mother," she sobs, "my husband has only one foot." The mother, trying to console her daugh...
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At the Market
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Well told in a British accent..........
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Bobdown
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814
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OOPS!
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A wealthy businessman is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife can retrieve them. The maid answers the phone and says that his wife is busy. He demands that the maid put his wife on the phone. The maid informs the man that hi...
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701
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