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Tractor accident.
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A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the... accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessi...
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991
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Drunk driving?
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A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. What are those for? she asked suspiciously. Im a juggler, the man replied. I use those in my act. Well, show me, the officer demanded. The driver got out the machetes...
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Password.
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1001
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Heart Surgeon.
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1093
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Clever signs
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Bobdown
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Today's proverbs
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Bobdown
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RETIRED HUSBAND
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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the...
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Attorneys at their worst.
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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the f...
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Guts or
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How to Park a Lamborghini
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SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED:
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Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we mad...
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817
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SENIOR SEX
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there ag...
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vic mower
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A few toons
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One for the men
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Can a tennis player lose a point, a game and a match and still have a great set? I believe the answer is 'YES'.
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One for the ladies
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Joke of the day
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what does Scomo & Capt James Cook have in common? they both regret going to Hawaii !!!
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Found these today...
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Call the Ambulance.
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This is what we, who are aged 70 or 80 years plus, can look forward to. This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there had small apartments but they all ate at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstai...
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it rained here today and yesterday
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