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A Young Boy's Question
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A young boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and realistically'?* ... *The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.* *Then ask your sister if she would sleep wi...
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1387
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Schnauzer.
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she sho...
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An Irish one
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Having dutifully celebrated St Patrick's Day, a drunken Irishman was arrested for acting suspiciously on a zebra crossing. After being apprehended he said..."I'll play that bloody piano if it kills me".
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Peterpan
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How old?
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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspap...er. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, I hope you dont mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?. About 32, is the reply. Nope! Im exactly 5...
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1122
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Before time.
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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked : "Is my time up ?" God said : "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a...
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1200
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No Knickers.
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The Queen and the Archbishop
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The Queen invited the Archbishop of Canterbury the view the horses in the Royal Stable. As they we strolling down the stable one of the horses let out a loud fart. The Queen said to the Archbishop, "I'm terribly sorry Archbishop...that was most embarrasing" The Archbishop replied, " Thats alright yo...
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Collo
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Dead Penguins.
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1345
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Garden of Eden.
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1430
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Few more.
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Fish tale.
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Wet Hair?
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PARKING TICKET:
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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "...Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started w...
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Magic Coffee Table
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I have one of these at home.
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What is this about
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Climate Change
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The Dentist
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Some (most) of you would remember Tim Conway..............cheers
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Bobdown
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It's not cricket
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Bobdown
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Mayday call.
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! > A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered ...by one of the employees! > The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone! > > He yelled, > "Ma...
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Heal the Sick
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Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on tv... The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed, to put one hand on the tv and the other on the body part they wanted healed...... Grandma hobbled to the tv and put one hand on the tv and the other on her arthritic hip.. Grandpa mad...
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