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Possum3 · Possum3

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking ...with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two married mates are out drinking one night when one turns to the other. You know, I dont know what else to do. Whenever I go home after weve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house...

Bobdown · Bobdown

One night, a daughter brought her boyfriend home to meet her parents. Upon first sight, the parents were astounded and appalled by his appearance - leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and a pierced nose (and tongue they found out later at dinner). At a discreet time, the parents pulled the...

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Craig1 · Craig1

just a little hippy

rgren2 · rgren2

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...

Possum3 · Possum3

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows."'Twenty pounds,' she whispers. Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes...

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"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on... my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fear...

Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the ai...

Craig1 · Craig1

raisin bread

Possum3 · Possum3

I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generall...

oldphartz · oldphartz

play on words. -- Edited by oldphartz on Sunday 16th of February 2020 01:07:43 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

I'm sure to be in her good books now.

Possum3 · Possum3

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you... a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God sa...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

be quick with your response

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Mosquito trap. (Preview)	Possum3	3	1085	03:53 PM Feb 19, 2020 by grahos
	Funeral procession. (Preview) A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking ...with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking...	Possum3	0	870	11:46 AM Feb 19, 2020 by Possum3
	Drunken mates. (Preview) Two married mates are out drinking one night when one turns to the other. You know, I dont know what else to do. Whenever I go home after weve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house...	Possum3	0	1036	06:49 AM Feb 19, 2020 by Possum3
	Nice guy (Preview) One night, a daughter brought her boyfriend home to meet her parents. Upon first sight, the parents were astounded and appalled by his appearance - leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and a pierced nose (and tongue they found out later at dinner). At a discreet time, the parents pulled the...	Bobdown	0	1233	04:56 PM Feb 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	Teeth joke (Preview)	Bobdown	0	900	04:55 PM Feb 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	Stolen Horse. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1092	03:28 PM Feb 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Touching balls. (Preview)	Possum3	0	971	09:11 AM Feb 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Eulogy? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1165	08:13 AM Feb 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Collingwood or hawthorn (Preview) just a little hippy	Craig1	0	975	09:19 PM Feb 17, 2020 by Craig1
	The hat (Preview) Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...	rgren2	0	899	01:33 PM Feb 17, 2020 by rgren2
	"Allo, Allo, Allo" (Preview) An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows."'Twenty pounds,' she whispers. Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes...	Possum3	0	894	08:58 AM Feb 17, 2020 by Possum3
	MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED (Preview) "Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on... my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fear...	Possum3	0	1093	08:40 AM Feb 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Lost In Translation (Preview) A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the ai...	Sarco Harris	0	1243	10:19 PM Feb 16, 2020 by Sarco Harris
	baker hires a new assistant who wears short skirt and thong (Preview) raisin bread	Craig1	0	1242	09:28 PM Feb 16, 2020 by Craig1
	I got lucky. (Preview) I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generall...	Possum3	0	1098	06:22 PM Feb 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Couple of funnies. (Preview) play on words. -- Edited by oldphartz on Sunday 16th of February 2020 01:07:43 AM	oldphartz	0	1005	01:07 AM Feb 16, 2020 by oldphartz
	Flowers and a card for Valentines. (Preview) I'm sure to be in her good books now.	Possum3	1	955	04:49 PM Feb 15, 2020 by grahos
	On the first day God created ......... (Preview) On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you... a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God sa...	Possum3	0	1035	08:26 PM Feb 14, 2020 by Possum3
	Technology (Preview)	Bobdown	1	865	12:46 PM Feb 14, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Invitation to a fishing trip (Preview) be quick with your response	Craig1	0	841	09:21 PM Feb 13, 2020 by Craig1
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