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The only thing left in Aldi
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JOKES
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Why does everyone who submits jokes put them in bloody large letters and bold print, it is so off putting
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China's secret weapon against Coronavirus
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I been though our cellar & luckily found about two & a half bottles of rice wine, so enough to kill us before the virus does!
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Toilet paper protection & preparation
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Watch a miracle
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One lucky bugger..........
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Covid 19 freight
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The Crypt
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From the depths of the crypt at St Giles, came a scream that resounded for miles. Said the Cardinal, "Good gracious, has Father Ignatius forgotten the Bishop has piles?"
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Corona Virus Danger to Climate Change
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You must have proof
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A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter.The girl at the cash register said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the management wants proof tha...
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14 days isolation
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finnissh
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only just v The Italian Lover. A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired t...
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Things I Have Survived
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-- Edited by Sarco Harris on Saturday 14th of March 2020 08:23:33 PM
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Virus Alert
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UK Virus ALERTThe English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from Miffed to Peeved. Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to Irritated or even A Bit Cross.The English have not been A Bit Cross since the blitz in 1940 when tea suppl...
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Timbuktoo
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at least Timbuktu, a literary masterpiece! Timbuktu - a ripper! The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minute...
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Over 70 jokes
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I was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business. This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said, "You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?" I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?" She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen". I said, "Then you better get back int...
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Sauna
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Don't diet or exercise
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Look after your health........don't listen to others.
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No toilet paper on these premises
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Dentist Jokes
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ha A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and worke...
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Recycling in China......
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