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Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Recoup · Recoup

Possum3 · Possum3

Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues: "Johnny!" "Mum screams. "Knock it off..... Youre going to break something." He stops and eventually his Mum leaves for a short t...

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Funnyman

dorian · dorian

[img]http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2018/02/dont-make-skies-fall-down.jpg[/...

Possum3 · Possum3

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including ...toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my sons lizard to the vet Heres what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me ther...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Watch the Indian last

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Canadians at play............

Possum3 · Possum3

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.... This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute w...

Possum3 · Possum3

A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes alittle math's test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat's easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Have y...

Possum3 · Possum3

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interview...

Possum3 · Possum3

I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please. A few...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife. "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies. "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. He...

Possum3 · Possum3

A Scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit "How many children?" asks the welfare officer "Ten" replies the Scouse girl "Ten?" says the welfare worker "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" "Doesn't t...

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Craig1 · Craig1

fwdoz · fwdoz

On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candle-light, he put on some soft background musi...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	My granddaughters first driving lesson (Preview)	Des and Jane	0	1139	10:29 AM May 26, 2019 by Des and Jane
	Justin Bieber (Preview)	Recoup	0	1639	10:55 AM May 23, 2019 by Recoup
	Red Balloon. (Preview) Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues: "Johnny!" "Mum screams. "Knock it off..... Youre going to break something." He stops and eventually his Mum leaves for a short t...	Possum3	0	1263	08:10 PM May 22, 2019 by Possum3
	How many condoms (Preview) Funnyman	Bobdown	0	1540	10:07 AM May 22, 2019 by Bobdown
	from engrish.com (Preview) [img]http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2018/02/dont-make-skies-fall-down.jpg[/...	dorian	15	2143	03:24 PM May 21, 2019 by dorian
	Sick Lizard. (Preview) If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including ...toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my sons lizard to the vet Heres what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me ther...	Possum3	0	1511	07:49 AM May 21, 2019 by Possum3
	3 DIFFERENT CULTURES AT WORK...PORTUGUESE, AFRICAN and INDIAN (Preview) Watch the Indian last	Bobdown	1	1569	10:50 PM May 20, 2019 by fwdoz
	How to wash a cat. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1137	10:46 PM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Blue suit. (Preview) A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...	Possum3	0	1305	10:38 PM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Slippery (Preview) Canadians at play............	Bobdown	0	1582	05:13 PM May 20, 2019 by Bobdown
	Only if. (Preview) On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.... This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute w...	Possum3	0	1536	03:14 PM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Talking dog. (Preview) A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...	Possum3	0	1574	10:57 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Paddy (Preview) Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes alittle math's test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat's easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Have y...	Possum3	0	1501	10:47 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Job interview. (Preview) Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interview...	Possum3	0	1324	10:45 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Girlfriend left. (Preview) I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please. A few...	Possum3	0	1222	09:49 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Raffle. (Preview) A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife. "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies. "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. He...	Possum3	0	1031	09:36 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Scouse girl. (Preview) A Scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit "How many children?" asks the welfare officer "Ten" replies the Scouse girl "Ten?" says the welfare worker "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" "Doesn't t...	Possum3	0	1304	09:59 PM May 19, 2019 by Possum3
	AIDS Carriers. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1392	01:27 PM May 19, 2019 by Possum3
	Poor Gazza (Preview)	Craig1	0	1145	05:39 PM May 18, 2019 by Craig1
	How to handle a divorce (Preview) On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candle-light, he put on some soft background musi...	fwdoz	0	1196	11:28 AM May 16, 2019 by fwdoz
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