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Little Johnny
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Late again, Johnny, said Miss Crabtree, arms crossed as little Johnny slipped into class nearly three hours past the bell.It aint my fault, Miss Crabtree, Johnny said, eyes wide with innocence. Blame my daddy. Its cause he sleeps in the nude!Now Miss Crabtree had been teaching third grade for over t...
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A heart attack
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A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at...
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A woman and her toaster
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A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work:The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming......"PINCH MY NIPPLES, P...
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2 blind guys
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Ball cleaner..
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Signs..
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Tough ex Marine schoolteacher..
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A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as ahigh school teacher.Just before the school year started, he injured his back.He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper partof his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt andwasn't noticeable.On the first day of class, he f...
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Ohhhh goodness me Timmy
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Wrapping
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Christmas
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Cow and calf
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Beer .....
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Hearing Problems
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Smart..
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The Universe ....
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The Rectum Stretcher..
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A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do yo...
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Thanks for the 2025 Laughs
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Thanks to Aussie Paul and the other few reprobates who contributed this year. cheers Craig
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