Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Golfer with real balls..... The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee...

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Magnarc · Magnarc

There is no truth to the rumour that the film Gone with the Wind was originally titled "Depart with the Fart"

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

of Australia Medal struck for Australian Politicians.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied.'Well, strip dow...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

As we progress into the end of 2025, I want to thank you for your educational Facebook posts over the past year. I am totally screwed... up now and have little chance of recovery..... I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water with...

dorian · dorian

Gerraint Oakley, who posts to Threads under the username @gerrainto, racked up close to 40,000 likes when he posted a photo of his small, long-haired dog before and after getting a haircut. In a post shared on November 30, he wrote: "My dog just got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking and g...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

https://youtu.be/J8bKblC1yPc

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate .Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten too much though, and could not get off the...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebrate when th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovel...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...

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rgren2 · rgren2

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

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	Golfer with real balls..... (Preview) Golfer with real balls..... The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee...	aussie_paul	0	314	09:39 PM Dec 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A recent study.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	274	09:34 PM Dec 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Flatulence (Preview) There is no truth to the rumour that the film Gone with the Wind was originally titled "Depart with the Fart"	Magnarc	0	312	12:30 PM Dec 5, 2025 by Magnarc
	New Order (Preview) of Australia Medal struck for Australian Politicians.	aussie_paul	0	338	06:53 PM Dec 4, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Wise Monk (Preview) A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...	aussie_paul	0	280	06:49 PM Dec 4, 2025 by aussie_paul
	I hope it will give you a smile! (Preview) A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied.'Well, strip dow...	aussie_paul	0	264	06:48 PM Dec 4, 2025 by aussie_paul
	End of 2025.. (Preview) As we progress into the end of 2025, I want to thank you for your educational Facebook posts over the past year. I am totally screwed... up now and have little chance of recovery..... I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water with...	aussie_paul	1	434	10:17 AM Dec 4, 2025 by Possum3
	Dog with a haircut (Preview) Gerraint Oakley, who posts to Threads under the username @gerrainto, racked up close to 40,000 likes when he posted a photo of his small, long-haired dog before and after getting a haircut. In a post shared on November 30, he wrote: "My dog just got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking and g...	dorian	1	317	02:09 PM Dec 3, 2025 by Ineedabiggerboat
	Baby twins. (Preview) https://youtu.be/J8bKblC1yPc	aussie_paul	0	344	05:07 PM Dec 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	There was.. (Preview) a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate .Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten too much though, and could not get off the...	aussie_paul	0	310	04:59 PM Dec 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	What.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	253	04:54 PM Dec 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Don't complain.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	254	04:53 PM Dec 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Bitches 'til the End! (Preview) The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebrate when th...	aussie_paul	0	245	04:51 PM Dec 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Books.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	235	04:50 PM Dec 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	An American.. (Preview) An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovel...	aussie_paul	0	239	04:45 PM Dec 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	The alphabet wife.. (Preview) After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...	aussie_paul	1	315	05:50 PM Dec 1, 2025 by BBN2
	Advice.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	225	03:57 PM Dec 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Hmmm (Preview)	rgren2	0	286	08:34 PM Nov 30, 2025 by rgren2
	Pregnancy Q&A.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	353	09:28 PM Nov 29, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A mummy.. (Preview) A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.	aussie_paul	0	247	09:14 PM Nov 29, 2025 by aussie_paul
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