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A horse and a woman
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Wonder how many can spot what is missing in this photo
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A couple
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Joyce and Frank
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Joyce and Frank had had enough, they were calling it a day.The happy hour had been and gone, it was time to hit the hay.Frank was in his undies as he curled up in the bedJoyce said she would shower first,then find a magazine she hadn't readThey loved this caravanning life,the great wide open spacesThey'...
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Work and a camel
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Her right breast
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Club & Spade
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Chewing gum
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During a commercial airline flight, an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarkin...
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Sandwich
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Pussycat
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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.We didn't know what to call her so we named her Pussycat. The vet decided to keep her fo...
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How is it going?
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Ohhh God
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After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?''Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican, and...
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Robin Hood
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Man & Woman
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Mary & Mick
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Trump in Hell
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Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let o...
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Parachute club
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Underwear
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Pagan Humor
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[This one should offfend anyone who is offensible.] just joking A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close as together as possible. Definition of Atheism : a non prophet organization. Photons have mass!? i didn't even know they were Catholic. When ever...
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THE HAIRCUT..
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THE HAIRCUT"Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'The florist was plea...
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A middle aged woman
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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.Come now, coaxed the doctor,youve been seeing me for years. Theres nothing you cant tell me.This ones kind of strange, the woman said.Let me be the judge of that, the doctor replied.Well, she said,yesterday I went to the bathroo...
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