Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two good ol' boys in a Arkansas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local horse trailer manufa...cturing plant:After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd....."If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife whi...

rgren2 · rgren2

Aussie1 · Aussie1

To anybody I offended this year. Work on yourself so I don't gotta do it again in 2025

67HR · 67HR

Dolly Parton hasnt spoken to her bra fitter since the two fell out!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in.He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?"The trainer looked him up and down and said;"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Rectum StretcherA woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the p...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale.Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach.Thats not going to help, darling, said the wife. Trust me.Its already working, the husband said smugly.Now I can see the numbers.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could live fore...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up, and go home. Its a slow night and he has no customers.He hears a light knock at the back door, opens it, and there are 2 nuns there. One says, Mr Bartender, can we impose upon you for a wee favor? Certainly, Sister, what is it?Well, its not fo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I stopped by the Holden Colorado dealership yesterday, for a look at the current 2018 pickup thinking that I might be interested in one of these at the End Of Year runout sales.Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.The seats were of part...

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

No Nativity Scene in Canberra this YearThe Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene inthe nation's Capital this Christmas season.This isn't for any religious reason.They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in Canberra ..The search for a Virgin continues...There w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A 70-year-old woman chose to stay overnight in a costly hotel as a treat for her birthday.The morning following her stay, she was appalled when the desk worker gave her a bill for $250. She asked why the room charge was so high.Its a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly arent worth $250 for just an overnig...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?Johnny: Seven.Teacher: No, listen carefully If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?Johnny: Seven.Teacher: Let me put it to you differentlyIf I gave you two apples, and an...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I saw a car parked outside Woollies with a bumper sticker that said "I miss Alice Springs". So I smashed the windows, stole the radio, let the tyres down & left several empty VB cans on the back seat with a note saying "hope this helps"

erad · erad

Time to trot this chestnut out again.... Christmas Eve at the North Pole. Santa's alarm clock didn't go off, and he woke up 3 hours late for his epic run. In his rush to herd up the reindeer, they got spooked and took off into the forest. Santa had to go out on foot to round them up. 4 hours late... He loade...

rgren2 · rgren2

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It snowed last night.8:00 am - I made a snowman8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 am - The gay couple...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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	Kinfolk. (Preview) Two good ol' boys in a Arkansas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local horse trailer manufa...cturing plant:After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd....."If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife whi...	aussie_paul	0	539	04:30 PM Dec 23, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Dear Santa. (Preview)	rgren2	0	688	11:12 AM Dec 23, 2024 by rgren2
	Advice (Preview) To anybody I offended this year. Work on yourself so I don't gotta do it again in 2025	Aussie1	2	1000	09:47 AM Dec 22, 2024 by Roy E
	Dolly Parton (Preview) Dolly Parton hasnt spoken to her bra fitter since the two fell out!	67HR	0	722	11:05 PM Dec 19, 2024 by 67HR
	An old guy.. (Preview) An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in.He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?"The trainer looked him up and down and said;"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."	aussie_paul	0	697	08:44 PM Dec 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The Rectum Stretcher (Preview) The Rectum StretcherA woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the p...	aussie_paul	0	557	08:43 PM Dec 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	How heavy? (Preview) A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale.Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach.Thats not going to help, darling, said the wife. Trust me.Its already working, the husband said smugly.Now I can see the numbers.	aussie_paul	0	613	08:37 PM Dec 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	If you ever feel a little bit stupid.. (Preview) If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could live fore...	aussie_paul	0	599	08:23 PM Dec 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A bartender.. (Preview) A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up, and go home. Its a slow night and he has no customers.He hears a light knock at the back door, opens it, and there are 2 nuns there. One says, Mr Bartender, can we impose upon you for a wee favor? Certainly, Sister, what is it?Well, its not fo...	aussie_paul	0	540	08:21 PM Dec 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	I stopped.. (Preview) I stopped by the Holden Colorado dealership yesterday, for a look at the current 2018 pickup thinking that I might be interested in one of these at the End Of Year runout sales.Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.The seats were of part...	aussie_paul	1	805	06:46 PM Dec 19, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Don’t. (Preview)	rgren2	0	630	10:59 AM Dec 19, 2024 by rgren2
	No Nativity Scene in Canberra this Year.. (Preview) No Nativity Scene in Canberra this YearThe Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene inthe nation's Capital this Christmas season.This isn't for any religious reason.They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in Canberra ..The search for a Virgin continues...There w...	aussie_paul	0	572	09:55 PM Dec 18, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A 70-year-old woman.. (Preview) A 70-year-old woman chose to stay overnight in a costly hotel as a treat for her birthday.The morning following her stay, she was appalled when the desk worker gave her a bill for $250. She asked why the room charge was so high.Its a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly arent worth $250 for just an overnig...	aussie_paul	0	564	09:53 PM Dec 18, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Teacher.. (Preview) Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?Johnny: Seven.Teacher: No, listen carefully If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?Johnny: Seven.Teacher: Let me put it to you differentlyIf I gave you two apples, and an...	aussie_paul	0	455	09:51 PM Dec 18, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Home Sick.... (Preview) I saw a car parked outside Woollies with a bumper sticker that said "I miss Alice Springs". So I smashed the windows, stole the radio, let the tyres down & left several empty VB cans on the back seat with a note saying "hope this helps"	Aussie1	9	1119	10:00 AM Dec 17, 2024 by Aussie1
	Christmas Eve at the North Pole (Preview) Time to trot this chestnut out again.... Christmas Eve at the North Pole. Santa's alarm clock didn't go off, and he woke up 3 hours late for his epic run. In his rush to herd up the reindeer, they got spooked and took off into the forest. Santa had to go out on foot to round them up. 4 hours late... He loade...	erad	0	720	10:28 PM Dec 15, 2024 by erad
	Is it? (Preview)	rgren2	1	763	06:54 PM Dec 15, 2024 by woolman
	Climate change kids (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	594	03:55 PM Dec 15, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	A joke... (Preview) It snowed last night.8:00 am - I made a snowman8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 am - The gay couple...	aussie_paul	2	1069	07:21 PM Dec 13, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Pop says.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	748	08:32 PM Dec 11, 2024 by aussie_paul
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