Just Joking

Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver an...

Craig1 · Craig1

probably at home

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, Jeesh, I wonder what happen...ed to this parrot.? The parrot says, I was born this way. Im a defective parrot. Holy crap, the guy replies. You actually understood and answered m...

Possum3 · Possum3

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow: It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn...

Possum3 · Possum3

Craig1 · Craig1

a bit of a story

Possum3 · Possum3

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back ...and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher rea...

Possum3 · Possum3

Winters can be extremely cold in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his farm worker, Archie. Noticing, however, that Archie wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the coldest day, the owner asked, 'Didn't you like the earmuffs I gave yo...

Craig1 · Craig1

almost talkin

Craig1 · Craig1

just skippin away

Possum3 · Possum3

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said somet...

Possum3 · Possum3

Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleepi...

Craig1 · Craig1

a bit sticky as well -- Edited by Craig1 on Wednesday 9th of October 2019 09:18:01 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the ...girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...

Craig1 · Craig1

very clever

Possum3 · Possum3

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. Of course, my son, said the priest. Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found...

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	Off To Court (Preview) A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver an...	Sarco Harris	0	1027	09:33 PM Oct 17, 2019 by Sarco Harris
	where would you be (Preview) probably at home	Craig1	2	1379	09:32 AM Oct 16, 2019 by Craig1
	The Parrot. (Preview) A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, Jeesh, I wonder what happen...ed to this parrot.? The parrot says, I was born this way. Im a defective parrot. Holy crap, the guy replies. You actually understood and answered m...	Possum3	3	1780	08:38 AM Oct 16, 2019 by Blues Man
	The note. (Preview) A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow: It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear...	Possum3	0	1310	09:58 AM Oct 14, 2019 by Possum3
	Granny. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1874	01:12 PM Oct 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Toilet seat. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1370	10:42 AM Oct 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Golf. (Preview) A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn...	Possum3	0	1256	08:38 AM Oct 12, 2019 by Possum3
	An Irish Affair. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1541	08:36 AM Oct 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Fred (Preview) a bit of a story	Craig1	0	1377	09:33 PM Oct 11, 2019 by Craig1
	Marine Corps. (Preview) The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back ...and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher rea...	Possum3	0	1293	11:05 AM Oct 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Why Scots don't wear Ear Muffs: (Preview) Winters can be extremely cold in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his farm worker, Archie. Noticing, however, that Archie wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the coldest day, the owner asked, 'Didn't you like the earmuffs I gave yo...	Possum3	0	1407	07:25 AM Oct 11, 2019 by Possum3
	The horth wissper (Preview) almost talkin	Craig1	0	1322	08:37 PM Oct 10, 2019 by Craig1
	only in australia (Preview) just skippin away	Craig1	0	1380	01:53 PM Oct 10, 2019 by Craig1
	Organist. (Preview) A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said somet...	Possum3	0	1601	11:21 AM Oct 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Army Life. (Preview) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleepi...	Possum3	0	1397	08:27 PM Oct 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Newly wed (Preview) a bit sticky as well -- Edited by Craig1 on Wednesday 9th of October 2019 09:18:01 PM	Craig1	0	1265	04:47 PM Oct 9, 2019 by Craig1
	How? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1196	11:19 AM Oct 9, 2019 by Possum3
	"Bless me Father". (Preview) "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the ...girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...	Possum3	0	1033	08:08 AM Oct 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Smart Ass (Preview) very clever	Craig1	0	1417	05:18 PM Oct 8, 2019 by Craig1
	Confession. (Preview) The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. Of course, my son, said the priest. Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found...	Possum3	0	1188	03:00 PM Oct 8, 2019 by Possum3
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