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smart old bird.
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An old classic worth revisiting...... A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed...They couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He the...
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JayDee
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0
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834
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Gas meter.
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Two natural gas company workers a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of an alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as the...
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Possum3
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0
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900
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Anniversary.
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A man comes down for breakfast one morning to find that his wife has cooked his favourite meal. As they sit down and begin eating, he says nothing. When his wife couldn't stand the silence any longer she blurts out, "Don't you know what today is?" Again he says nothing. Being beside herself, she spoke ra...
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0
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973
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Bird calls
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Bobdown
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1
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1204
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Park bench love
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Keep your eye out........
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Bobdown
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1
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882
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Golf Hit.
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down t...
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Possum3
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0
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696
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Almost unbelievable ads.
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Can you believe these Old Commercials !
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Possum3
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1
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856
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Brave man jokes.
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Possum3
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0
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1149
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Vaseline
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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. ...Im doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product? She said, Yes. My husband and I use it all the time. If you dont mind my ask...
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Possum3
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0
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997
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Effort required.
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Walking into the factory, the MD noticed a guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He calmly said to the young man, "How much do you earn?" "I earn $2000.0 a month, Sir. WHY?" Without answering, MD took out his wallet, and gave him $6000.00 cash saying, "Around here I pay people for working not sta...
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Possum3
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0
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972
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The truth of the matter.
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An old station hand named Billy was overseeing his stock in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Bryony suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the old man, "If I tell y...
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Possum3
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0
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906
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New Years Wish
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Bobdown
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2
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1099
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The Rope Trick
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https://www.wimp.com/mac-kings-infamous-rope-trick/
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JayDee
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6
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1180
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Italian trip.
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A woman was at the local salon having her hair styled for an upcoming trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? Its crowded and dirty. Youre crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there? Were taking Continental,...
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0
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1172
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10 Pigs.
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A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to driv...
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Possum3
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0
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1149
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Math Lessons.
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Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers. In a last-ditch effort, they took Tommy and... enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, Little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't ki...
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0
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887
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Woman’s Job
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Housework was a womans job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turned out that Ralph had read an article that said, Wives who worked full-t...
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Possum3
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0
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1249
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Fairy tale,
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed som...
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Possum3
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1
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1008
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Polilitically incorrect but extremely funny all the same
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Moe Disaster appeal! Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:50:45 +0000 Hurricane Shazza hit Moe in the early hours of 17th November 2008. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering 'Faaackinell'. The hurricane devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.. Three a...
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Roostertales
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4
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1311
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Passport problems
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John Tucker, St Johns NL Canada This, apparently is an actual letter received by the Canadian Passport Office from an irate Newfoundlander attempting to renew his passport. Dear Sirs, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Bell-Alliant has my add...
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Bobdown
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2
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1081
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