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Funny Irishman
(Preview)
wonder what other country we could pick on
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Craig1
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0
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1643
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Rednecks
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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1640
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The art of Lying to kids
(Preview)
They now have mars bars icecreams too
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Craig1
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1525
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Italian test
(Preview)
The Italian TestI was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts...
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rgren2
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1
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1732
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Hang on tight
(Preview)
Slip slide away...........
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Bobdown
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0
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1784
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God
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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1385
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he Flight Attendant
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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1233
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No wet toes
(Preview)
good job the photographer didnt want wet toes
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Craig1
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945
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Once upon a time
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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1088
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Beer Research
(Preview)
Dont read until 6pm, it's beer o'clock now
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Craig1
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0
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1241
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A Real Cowboy
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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1503
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Fart football.
(Preview)
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minute...
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Possum3
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0
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1540
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The old guy and the Hooker
(Preview)
The old guy and the Hooker An old man is walking in Perth and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?" ...
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JayDee
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0
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1459
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The Firefighter.
(Preview)
A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip nake...
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Possum3
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0
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1196
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Dad cook lunch
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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1384
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Quiz answer.
(Preview)
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pu...
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Possum3
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1
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1761
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Ohhh!
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1438
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That's what I said.
(Preview)
A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge. After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again? Your Honour, the criminal says. Thats what I tried to tell the police but they wouldnt listen!
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Possum3
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0
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991
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Wedding ring.
(Preview)
Soon after marriage, a ladys husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. Annoyed by this, the woman asked: Why dont you ever wear your wedding band? The husband replied: It cuts off my circulation. She answered back: Its supposed to!
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Possum3
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0
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1167
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Lost watch.
(Preview)
One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. The man, being a kind-hea...
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Possum3
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0
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1352
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