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FIFO Hunters.
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Golfing Nun.
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A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a...
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Curtains.
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After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Ediths multi-million dollar ho...me and, since the mans lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st...
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Different position.
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Last day.
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Holy Prostitutes
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:... SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which r...
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9 Important Facts.
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Golfing
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DEA Officer - Oldie but still a goodie
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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday... "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rea...
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Novice nuns.
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Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo: The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the b...
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Jest a few.
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What makes a Politician
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This one no doubt would be back there somewhere in the 15277 posts in Just Joking. But worth another reminder for us all. Jay&Dee What makes a Politician While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...
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Updated Nursery Rhymes
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ZEN TEACHINGS
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening, until you pass wind. 4....
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Memory loss
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Funny video that a few of you might relate to...........
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Friday Jokes
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Bouzy and Dizy
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I've been to both places, but not in France. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizy,_Marne "Dizy is situated in the Marne valley." "The Champagne vineyards producing the world-famous sparkling wine are located within Marne." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouzy "...
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PROTOTYPE OF TRUMP'S BORDER WALL
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Death
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When you're dead, you don't know that you are dead. It's difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you are stupid.
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Chocolate danger
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I Did NOT Know this! DO YOU EAT CADBURY'S CHOCOLATE? We were raised on CADBURY'S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood but I will never eat it again!! I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though noth...
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