Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bit rude......but funny

Possum3 · Possum3

What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall...

Craig1 · Craig1

a son of a gun

JayDee · JayDee

Jay&Dee Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?Answer...

Craig1 · Craig1

chimney sweep

Possum3 · Possum3

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. T...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Byron reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be m...

Possum3 · Possum3

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that... it was over eleven years old: They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

A million kids want to clean up the earth? A million parents would love it if it started in their bedroom!!!

Possum3 · Possum3

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over i...mmediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his...

Possum3 · Possum3

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."......

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Colin was bragging to his boss one day:"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."So Colin and his boss fly out to Holly...

Possum3 · Possum3

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Craig1 · Craig1

with a small update. Bring on your additions

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny what people do with time on their hands, very clever..........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

"A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out...

Craig1 · Craig1

Ah, the bagpipes

Bobdown · Bobdown

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Do the limbo (Preview) Bit rude......but funny	Bobdown	0	1356	09:30 PM Oct 3, 2019 by Bobdown
	Quickies. (Preview) What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall...	Possum3	0	1497	04:17 PM Oct 3, 2019 by Possum3
	naked cowboy (Preview) a son of a gun	Craig1	0	1201	03:32 PM Oct 3, 2019 by Craig1
	Why I like Retirement (Preview) Jay&Dee Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?Answer...	JayDee	1	1648	11:25 PM Oct 1, 2019 by Greg 1
	Redneck (Preview) chimney sweep	Craig1	0	1469	10:14 PM Oct 1, 2019 by Craig1
	Measure. (Preview) The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. T...	Possum3	0	1219	05:38 PM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Memories. (Preview) Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Byron reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be m...	Possum3	0	1240	10:28 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Shoemaker. (Preview) Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that... it was over eleven years old: They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade...	Possum3	0	1182	10:16 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Save the planet (Preview) A million kids want to clean up the earth? A million parents would love it if it started in their bedroom!!!	Aus-Kiwi	0	1341	09:28 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Aus-Kiwi
	Seductive. (Preview) A very attractive lady goes up to a bar A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over i...mmediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his...	Possum3	0	1312	08:30 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Bruce. (Preview) Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."......	Possum3	0	787	07:53 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Colin the bragger... (Preview) Colin was bragging to his boss one day:"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."So Colin and his boss fly out to Holly...	aussie_paul	4	1756	07:50 AM Oct 1, 2019 by WAssa41
	Danglies. (Preview) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...	Possum3	1	1574	11:49 PM Sep 30, 2019 by Greg 1
	For the ladies..... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1438	01:20 PM Sep 30, 2019 by aussie_paul
	will rogers (Preview) with a small update. Bring on your additions	Craig1	0	1429	09:38 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Craig1
	Thai Helicopter (Preview) Funny what people do with time on their hands, very clever..........	Bobdown	0	1448	07:02 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Unfortunate Name (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1177	07:00 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Friday's Blonde Jokes (Preview) "A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out...	Bobdown	0	1094	03:22 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Scottish (Preview) Ah, the bagpipes	Craig1	0	1735	09:27 PM Sep 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Bush camp (Preview)	Bobdown	1	837	05:16 PM Sep 26, 2019 by Long Weekend
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