Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Magnarc · Magnarc

Paddy, whilst wandering around the fair, comes across a tent with a bloke out front with a microphone. Next to him is a 7 foot tall man mountain called Slugger. "Any of you brave chaps can go one three minute round with Slugger without being counted out will get a hundred bucks." Paddy, being a bit light o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks downin astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast alwaysfalls butter-side-down. So h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

BagpipesI love this story. Lay down what's bothering you, breath in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a f...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way yo...

Craig1 · Craig1

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

rgren2 · rgren2

Little Johnnys neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnys family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnys dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His d...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Paul Bruty · Shared with Your friends Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they wi...

Gundog · Gundog

Pub Visit The tourist coach was passing through Dublin when the guide announced: We are now passing the biggest pub in Ireland.An Aussie voice from the back of the bus said: Why? At the Hotel I hate hotel bath towels. They are too thick and fl...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Magnarc · Magnarc

Then there was the atom scientist with an STD. Went into hospital and came out with a nuclear weapon. (Don't blame me folks, I'm just the messenger!)

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	Bloody trap.. (Preview) I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.	aussie_paul	0	427	09:33 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Almost.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	589	09:32 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	3 Irish men.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	474	09:30 PM Jul 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A Poor Man (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	5	1117	10:32 AM Jun 29, 2024 by Possum3
	Would have to be the US atm. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	583	10:43 PM Jun 28, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The wrestler. (Preview) Paddy, whilst wandering around the fair, comes across a tent with a bloke out front with a microphone. Next to him is a 7 foot tall man mountain called Slugger. "Any of you brave chaps can go one three minute round with Slugger without being counted out will get a hundred bucks." Paddy, being a bit light o...	Magnarc	0	676	08:39 AM Jun 27, 2024 by Magnarc
	THE NIGHT NURSE... (Preview) A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......	aussie_paul	0	616	07:45 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	One for the teachers about to start holidays... (Preview) A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only t...	aussie_paul	0	487	07:43 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Crowbar,, (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	606	12:06 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Murphy's Law.. (Preview) At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks downin astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast alwaysfalls butter-side-down. So h...	aussie_paul	2	645	08:28 AM Jun 26, 2024 by Magnarc
	Bagpipes.. (Preview) BagpipesI love this story. Lay down what's bothering you, breath in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a f...	aussie_paul	0	477	10:02 PM Jun 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Still... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	389	07:37 PM Jun 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist .. (Preview) 78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way yo...	aussie_paul	0	519	07:36 PM Jun 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Hiring Issues Solved in Calgary (Preview)	Craig1	5	727	07:19 PM Jun 25, 2024 by DMaxer
	Farting (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	534	05:19 PM Jun 25, 2024 by Craig1
	No ears (Preview) Little Johnnys neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnys family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnys dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His d...	rgren2	3	1026	02:41 PM Jun 23, 2024 by Roy E
	Sammy.. (Preview) Paul Bruty · Shared with Your friends Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they wi...	aussie_paul	1	622	09:46 AM Jun 22, 2024 by Gundog
	A giggle 4U (Preview) Pub Visit The tourist coach was passing through Dublin when the guide announced: We are now passing the biggest pub in Ireland.An Aussie voice from the back of the bus said: Why? At the Hotel I hate hotel bath towels. They are too thick and fl...	Gundog	0	429	09:42 AM Jun 22, 2024 by Gundog
	Paddy.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	605	10:08 PM Jun 21, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Scientist (Preview) Then there was the atom scientist with an STD. Went into hospital and came out with a nuclear weapon. (Don't blame me folks, I'm just the messenger!)	Magnarc	3	855	01:20 PM Jun 21, 2024 by Aussie1
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