Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

My wife and I went to the auction at Wagga Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen ...and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield."Quick, quick!" shouts Siste...

Possum3 · Possum3

The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, yo...

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's...

Bobdown · Bobdown

This notice can now be found in many French churches: En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu.Par contre, il nest pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone.Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.Si vous souhait...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny and cute....

Craig1 · Craig1

should have been gelato

Bobdown · Bobdown

Easy way to fish, not sure about the screaming camerawoman though...........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Ok even for an Ad

Possum3 · Possum3

After the honeymoon, Tom was welding some stuff in the garage for fun. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence... she finally said: "Honey, I've just been thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much of your time out here in your...

Possum3 · Possum3

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he... has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pu...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

We often get "Only in Asia" or "Only in America"pictures, so you might like some ONLY IN AUSSIE' for a change? An interesting place to live. Never a dull moment

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Possum3 · Possum3

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.... The dung was actually thawing...

bgt · bgt

I would just like to thank those who put a smile on my face on this forum. Thanks and have a great Christmas.

Possum3 · Possum3

An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9". "Without numbers?" The Irishman says? "Dat is easy". And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss as...

Possum3 · Possum3

The doctor said, "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."...

Bobdown · Bobdown

MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the familys status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl w...

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	All Bull (Preview) My wife and I went to the auction at Wagga Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen ...and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He...	Possum3	0	1316	07:47 AM Dec 20, 2019 by Possum3
	2 Angry Nuns.............very religious jokes this week, ha ha (Preview) Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield."Quick, quick!" shouts Siste...	Bobdown	0	1046	10:42 PM Dec 19, 2019 by Bobdown
	Salvo's calling. (Preview) The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, yo...	Possum3	1	1354	02:40 PM Dec 19, 2019 by Tony Bev
	St Peter. (Preview) Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's...	Possum3	1	1798	02:38 PM Dec 19, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Church rules in France (Preview) This notice can now be found in many French churches: En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu.Par contre, il nest pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone.Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.Si vous souhait...	Bobdown	1	1748	02:08 PM Dec 19, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Baby Elephants (Preview) Funny and cute....	Bobdown	2	1365	09:52 PM Dec 18, 2019 by Bicyclecamper
	Sunday Morning (Preview) should have been gelato	Craig1	0	1144	09:39 PM Dec 18, 2019 by Craig1
	Fishing without a hook (Preview) Easy way to fish, not sure about the screaming camerawoman though...........	Bobdown	1	1852	09:20 PM Dec 18, 2019 by Bicyclecamper
	Good Ad (Preview) Ok even for an Ad	Bobdown	2	1610	10:11 AM Dec 18, 2019 by valiant81
	Sounds like ... (Preview) After the honeymoon, Tom was welding some stuff in the garage for fun. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence... she finally said: "Honey, I've just been thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much of your time out here in your...	Possum3	1	1147	09:13 PM Dec 17, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Lucky cowboy? (Preview) A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he... has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pu...	Possum3	1	1342	01:02 PM Dec 17, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Blind miracle (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1276	11:59 AM Dec 17, 2019 by Tony Bev
	How is the wife? (Preview)	Possum3	2	1529	09:59 AM Dec 17, 2019 by Nevd
	Only in Australia (Preview) We often get "Only in Asia" or "Only in America"pictures, so you might like some ONLY IN AUSSIE' for a change? An interesting place to live. Never a dull moment	Bobdown	2	1434	03:11 PM Dec 16, 2019 by Bobdown
	Biker Granny. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1236	07:35 AM Dec 16, 2019 by Possum3
	The Frozen Bird (Preview) A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.... The dung was actually thawing...	Possum3	0	927	10:16 PM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Thanks (Preview) I would just like to thank those who put a smile on my face on this forum. Thanks and have a great Christmas.	bgt	7	1756	02:37 PM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Irish Maths. (Preview) An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9". "Without numbers?" The Irishman says? "Dat is easy". And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss as...	Possum3	0	1207	02:12 PM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Headache cured. (Preview) The doctor said, "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."...	Possum3	0	958	07:24 AM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	A weeks worth of jokes (Preview) MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the familys status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl w...	Bobdown	1	1625	01:10 AM Dec 15, 2019 by Tony Bev
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