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How come women love cats?
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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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Smoking.
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Just found this on another page.......You will not believe what just happened... I pulled in to the local gas station to get fuel and soda. When I walked up and noticed these 2 cops watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man stupid or crazy?!! With the officer...
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Fire at sausage factory.
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Flat tyre.
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Paddy.
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Motor running.
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Organic food.
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Thai holiday.
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Back Rub
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Afternoon nap.
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987
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Eye Popping.
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This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there's a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He's been sneakily checking her out ever ...since he arrived, but doesn't have the courage to start talking to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the...
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Towing mass.
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High school classmates.
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My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be...
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Crocodile Wrestler:
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A multi-millionaire living in Darwin, Australia, decided to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours: He also invited Brian, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancin...
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Two Horses.
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Paddy walks into a bar very down on himself: As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks. "What's the matter?" Paddy replies. "Well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff) and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."... The barten...
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Where?
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A group of 40 year old friends were discussing where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree that they should meet at the local Italian restaurant because the waitress there is easy on the eye. Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and discusses where they should meet this t...
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Trading places.
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went throu...gh each day, so he prayed: "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade...
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Dear Vegans
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I would love a drink
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Love this
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-- Edited by Phillipn on Friday 5th of July 2019 02:34:00 PM
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