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Toilet paper size getting out of hand!
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I bought a pack of king size toilet paper which is 25% larger but they must have packed one economy roll. At least it's 4 ply!
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Whenarewethere
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7
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1937
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Married
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10 years ago today I married my best friend My wife is still very angry about it but me and Dave were drunk and thought it was really funny
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What the best part of my body
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A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. A...
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Paintar
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Dentures and Bra Straps
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Paintar
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Bonnie Prince Charlie
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The jokle is much the same as others, only the names have been changed.Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.The whole world was ag...
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JayDee
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Truckies Breakfast
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Truckies Breakfast... A truckie came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered...
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Baggie
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1668
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Typical.
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate g...irl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen cried a...
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1771
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Irish weight loss.
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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet: I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for ...2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least two kilos." Said his doctor. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by h...
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1736
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Jest a few.
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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil: One said to the other. "What do you think about all this Satan stuf...f?" The other boy replied. 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad." **** Attending a wedding for the first t...
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1625
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Peggy Sue.
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Its 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sues father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what theyre planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that theyll probably just go to... the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sues father suggests, Why dont you kids...
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1578
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Bank loan.
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1896
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In Heaven.
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Old Ladies Mule.
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AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER S...TEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HE...
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Hammer.
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The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the court...
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Missing wife.
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Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of ey...
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How old?
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Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell... exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and u...
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1678
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Only Fair
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles, looking at many things. After some time passes, the sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he brings a h...
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The Pastors Wife
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Jack goes to his friend Mike and says "I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?" The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep h...
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fwdoz
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Hospital.
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked. "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator ...said. "Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said. "Martha...
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1371
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Chicken or the egg.
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Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, You died in your sleep, Bob. Bob was stunned, Im dead? No, I cant be! Ive got too much to live for. Send me back! St. Peter said, Im sorry, but theres only...
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