Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Dead parrot At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Umm, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your green and purple parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that wo...

Possum3 · Possum3

It was pelting down with rain and a big puddle had formed out the front of a pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and began jiggling it up and down in the water. A young man, who was travelling through the town, stopped to ask what he was doing. "Fishing," replied the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo

Paintar · Paintar

An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I be...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Short video....well told joke.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Funny..it may be my weird sense of humour of course......Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman goes to she her Gynecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" He asked. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vagina" she replied. So the Gynecologist puts her on the examination table to see the problem. He chuckled and said; "Those aren't postage...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man was travelling down a highway late one night, in a rush to meet his family who were waiting for him in a nearby city where they were holidaying. A policeman noticed how fast he was going and pulled him over. "Are you aware of how fast you're going?" the policeman asked. "Yes I am, I'm trying to escape a...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died. Well, then, just give me my money back, the man said. Cant do that. I went and spent it already, replied th...

Possum3 · Possum3

A priest, a doctor and an engineer are enjoying a weekend away together and decide to play a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the groundskeeper for an explanation. "That's a group of blind firefighters," the groundskeeper repli...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Tad crude...well told by an amateur...bet it gets told round someone's next Happy Hour, if they can remember it..Lmao...Hoo Roo

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and an ostrich who were travelling together along a highway entered a restaurant. As they sat down the waitress asked for their orders. "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," the man replied. The waitress then turned to the ostrich and asked the same question. To which the ostrich replied: "I'll have...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him."Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or va...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Last one typifys a much simpler/innocent Australia...Hoo Roo

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Busthrough Hervey Bay.As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op,a young guide led them through the process of cheese making,explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. "These", she explained, "...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s...

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	Dead parrot (Preview) Dead parrot At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Umm, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your green and purple parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that wo...	Bobdown	0	988	01:05 PM Feb 10, 2019 by Bobdown
	Fishing. (Preview) It was pelting down with rain and a big puddle had formed out the front of a pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and began jiggling it up and down in the water. A young man, who was travelling through the town, stopped to ask what he was doing. "Fishing," replied the...	Possum3	0	992	09:57 AM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	New Mercedes. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1313	09:31 AM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Is this also my weird sense of humour?...photo/caption... (Preview) Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	1490	10:19 PM Feb 9, 2019 by Goldfinger
	An Angel visited a woman (Preview) An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I be...	Paintar	0	1372	03:46 PM Feb 9, 2019 by Paintar
	The Bus Driver (Preview) Short video....well told joke.	Bobdown	0	1459	11:44 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Bobdown
	How to piss off -literally- a BMW owner....short MP4 video.. (Preview) Funny..it may be my weird sense of humour of course......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	3	992	10:11 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Blues Man
	Medical problem. (Preview) A woman goes to she her Gynecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" He asked. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vagina" she replied. So the Gynecologist puts her on the examination table to see the problem. He chuckled and said; "Those aren't postage...	Possum3	2	590	10:01 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Blues Man
	Speeding (Preview) A man was travelling down a highway late one night, in a rush to meet his family who were waiting for him in a nearby city where they were holidaying. A policeman noticed how fast he was going and pulled him over. "Are you aware of how fast you're going?" the policeman asked. "Yes I am, I'm trying to escape a...	Possum3	2	792	10:00 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Blues Man
	Donkey (Preview) A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died. Well, then, just give me my money back, the man said. Cant do that. I went and spent it already, replied th...	Possum3	1	601	09:48 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Blues Man
	Golf (Preview) A priest, a doctor and an engineer are enjoying a weekend away together and decide to play a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the groundskeeper for an explanation. "That's a group of blind firefighters," the groundskeeper repli...	Possum3	0	1464	09:41 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Possum3
	'The Fly'....Joke well told by an amateur...tad crude I guess...short MP4 video.... (Preview) Tad crude...well told by an amateur...bet it gets told round someone's next Happy Hour, if they can remember it..Lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1369	07:01 PM Feb 8, 2019 by LLD
	Fridge magnet (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1227	05:38 PM Feb 8, 2019 by navynurse
	Ostrich. (Preview) A man and an ostrich who were travelling together along a highway entered a restaurant. As they sat down the waitress asked for their orders. "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," the man replied. The waitress then turned to the ostrich and asked the same question. To which the ostrich replied: "I'll have...	Possum3	0	940	04:44 PM Feb 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Nympho Convention Lecturer (Preview) A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him."Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or va...	fwdoz	0	1230	04:35 PM Feb 8, 2019 by fwdoz
	Almost not a joke... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1413	04:22 PM Feb 8, 2019 by aussie_paul
	A couple more I like.... (Preview) Last one typifys a much simpler/innocent Australia...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	945	08:30 PM Feb 7, 2019 by Craig1
	A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Bus.... (Preview) A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Busthrough Hervey Bay.As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op,a young guide led them through the process of cheese making,explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. "These", she explained, "...	aussie_paul	0	938	04:20 PM Feb 7, 2019 by aussie_paul
	Train sex (Preview)	Bobdown	1	914	02:50 PM Feb 7, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Chinese sick leave (Preview) CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s...	Bobdown	0	1083	02:34 PM Feb 7, 2019 by Bobdown
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