Just Joking

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a bit of a story

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back ...and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher rea...

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Winters can be extremely cold in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his farm worker, Archie. Noticing, however, that Archie wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the coldest day, the owner asked, 'Didn't you like the earmuffs I gave yo...

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almost talkin

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just skippin away

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A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said somet...

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Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleepi...

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a bit sticky as well -- Edited by Craig1 on Wednesday 9th of October 2019 09:18:01 PM

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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the ...girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...

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very clever

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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. Of course, my son, said the priest. Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found...

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what shed like as a gift. Id like to be eight again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bow...

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A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.... Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...

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The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way,... I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down...

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A woman and her husband stop at a dentists office. I need a tooth pulled right away, she says. Dont bother with the pain relief; were in a hurry. Which tooth do you want pulled? asks the Dentist. The woman shoves her husband toward the dentist and says: Go ahead, dear. Show him your tooth.

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Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had been closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger of the tw...o aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump (of course) didn't respond. The younger...

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Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river in Canberra The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it"...... ''Well,' said the big Croc, What have you been eating...

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	An Irish Affair. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1635	08:36 AM Oct 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Fred (Preview) a bit of a story	Craig1	0	1461	09:33 PM Oct 11, 2019 by Craig1
	Marine Corps. (Preview) The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back ...and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher rea...	Possum3	0	1360	11:05 AM Oct 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Why Scots don't wear Ear Muffs: (Preview) Winters can be extremely cold in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his farm worker, Archie. Noticing, however, that Archie wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the coldest day, the owner asked, 'Didn't you like the earmuffs I gave yo...	Possum3	0	1501	07:25 AM Oct 11, 2019 by Possum3
	The horth wissper (Preview) almost talkin	Craig1	0	1402	08:37 PM Oct 10, 2019 by Craig1
	only in australia (Preview) just skippin away	Craig1	0	1454	01:53 PM Oct 10, 2019 by Craig1
	Organist. (Preview) A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said somet...	Possum3	0	1694	11:21 AM Oct 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Army Life. (Preview) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleepi...	Possum3	0	1460	08:27 PM Oct 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Newly wed (Preview) a bit sticky as well -- Edited by Craig1 on Wednesday 9th of October 2019 09:18:01 PM	Craig1	0	1348	04:47 PM Oct 9, 2019 by Craig1
	How? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1263	11:19 AM Oct 9, 2019 by Possum3
	"Bless me Father". (Preview) "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the ...girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...	Possum3	0	1098	08:08 AM Oct 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Smart Ass (Preview) very clever	Craig1	0	1505	05:18 PM Oct 8, 2019 by Craig1
	Confession. (Preview) The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. Of course, my son, said the priest. Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found...	Possum3	0	1289	03:00 PM Oct 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Birthday surprise. (Preview) A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what shed like as a gift. Id like to be eight again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bow...	Possum3	0	1596	02:40 PM Oct 8, 2019 by Possum3
	A SHORT LOVE STORY (Preview) A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.... Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...	Possum3	0	1065	08:43 AM Oct 8, 2019 by Possum3
	FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES - Just saw this on another site. (Preview) The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way,... I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down...	Possum3	1	1471	02:24 AM Oct 8, 2019 by Tony Bev
	In a hurry. (Preview) A woman and her husband stop at a dentists office. I need a tooth pulled right away, she says. Dont bother with the pain relief; were in a hurry. Which tooth do you want pulled? asks the Dentist. The woman shoves her husband toward the dentist and says: Go ahead, dear. Show him your tooth.	Possum3	0	1335	08:44 AM Oct 7, 2019 by Possum3
	Fishing with Sam. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1373	06:20 PM Oct 6, 2019 by Possum3
	Two Aliens. (Preview) Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had been closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger of the tw...o aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump (of course) didn't respond. The younger...	Possum3	0	1183	06:07 PM Oct 6, 2019 by Possum3
	Two Crocodiles. (Preview) Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river in Canberra The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it"...... ''Well,' said the big Croc, What have you been eating...	Possum3	0	1563	03:13 PM Oct 6, 2019 by Possum3
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