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Dentist.
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A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient's throat. "Sorry," said the doctor. "You're outside my specialty now.... You should see a laryngo...
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1593
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Do the limbo
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Bobdown
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1394
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Quickies.
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What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall...
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1549
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naked cowboy
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Craig1
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1242
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Why I like Retirement
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Jay&Dee Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?Answer...
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1702
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Redneck
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Craig1
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1526
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Measure.
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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. T...
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Possum3
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1262
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Memories.
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Byron reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be m...
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1286
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Shoemaker.
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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that... it was over eleven years old: They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade...
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1220
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Save the planet
(Preview)
A million kids want to clean up the earth? A million parents would love it if it started in their bedroom!!!
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Aus-Kiwi
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1392
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Seductive.
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over i...mmediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his...
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1353
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Bruce.
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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."......
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815
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Colin the bragger...
(Preview)
Colin was bragging to his boss one day:"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."So Colin and his boss fly out to Holly...
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aussie_paul
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Danglies.
(Preview)
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...
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Possum3
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1618
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For the ladies.....
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aussie_paul
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1482
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will rogers
(Preview)
with a small update. Bring on your additions
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Craig1
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Thai Helicopter
(Preview)
Funny what people do with time on their hands, very clever..........
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Bobdown
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Unfortunate Name
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Bobdown
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Friday's Blonde Jokes
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"A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out...
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Bobdown
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Scottish
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Craig1
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