Just Joking

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Funny and cute....

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should have been gelato

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Easy way to fish, not sure about the screaming camerawoman though...........

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Ok even for an Ad

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After the honeymoon, Tom was welding some stuff in the garage for fun. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence... she finally said: "Honey, I've just been thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much of your time out here in your...

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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he... has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pu...

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We often get "Only in Asia" or "Only in America"pictures, so you might like some ONLY IN AUSSIE' for a change? An interesting place to live. Never a dull moment

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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.... The dung was actually thawing...

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I would just like to thank those who put a smile on my face on this forum. Thanks and have a great Christmas.

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An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9". "Without numbers?" The Irishman says? "Dat is easy". And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss as...

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The doctor said, "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."...

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MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the familys status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl w...

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Low Battery: A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.~~~~~Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them. They said it would be just l...

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Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: oh! Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No... Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Paddy: N...

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A woman went to the service counter and... told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PIN...

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Mick, Paddy, and Tat are in their local pub having a drink. One of the locals come over to them and asks "are you three triplets?... Paddy replies yes" The local asks "well how come you and Mick are six foot tall, and Tat is only four foot six? Paddy says "ah you see me and Mick were breast fed, but there was no...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Baby Elephants (Preview) Funny and cute....	Bobdown	2	1392	09:52 PM Dec 18, 2019 by Bicyclecamper
	Sunday Morning (Preview) should have been gelato	Craig1	0	1185	09:39 PM Dec 18, 2019 by Craig1
	Fishing without a hook (Preview) Easy way to fish, not sure about the screaming camerawoman though...........	Bobdown	1	1900	09:20 PM Dec 18, 2019 by Bicyclecamper
	Good Ad (Preview) Ok even for an Ad	Bobdown	2	1678	10:11 AM Dec 18, 2019 by valiant81
	Sounds like ... (Preview) After the honeymoon, Tom was welding some stuff in the garage for fun. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence... she finally said: "Honey, I've just been thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much of your time out here in your...	Possum3	1	1182	09:13 PM Dec 17, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Lucky cowboy? (Preview) A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he... has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pu...	Possum3	1	1388	01:02 PM Dec 17, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Blind miracle (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1316	11:59 AM Dec 17, 2019 by Tony Bev
	How is the wife? (Preview)	Possum3	2	1579	09:59 AM Dec 17, 2019 by Nevd
	Only in Australia (Preview) We often get "Only in Asia" or "Only in America"pictures, so you might like some ONLY IN AUSSIE' for a change? An interesting place to live. Never a dull moment	Bobdown	2	1480	03:11 PM Dec 16, 2019 by Bobdown
	Biker Granny. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1266	07:35 AM Dec 16, 2019 by Possum3
	The Frozen Bird (Preview) A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.... The dung was actually thawing...	Possum3	0	953	10:16 PM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Thanks (Preview) I would just like to thank those who put a smile on my face on this forum. Thanks and have a great Christmas.	bgt	7	1806	02:37 PM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Irish Maths. (Preview) An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9". "Without numbers?" The Irishman says? "Dat is easy". And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss as...	Possum3	0	1238	02:12 PM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Headache cured. (Preview) The doctor said, "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."...	Possum3	0	980	07:24 AM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	A weeks worth of jokes (Preview) MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the familys status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl w...	Bobdown	1	1710	01:10 AM Dec 15, 2019 by Tony Bev
	It's in the contract. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1212	06:27 PM Dec 14, 2019 by Possum3
	A few Quickies (Preview) Low Battery: A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.~~~~~Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them. They said it would be just l...	Bobdown	0	1098	11:07 AM Dec 14, 2019 by Bobdown
	Night Classes. (Preview) Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: oh! Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No... Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Paddy: N...	Possum3	0	1252	08:26 AM Dec 14, 2019 by Possum3
	Returned toaster. (Preview) A woman went to the service counter and... told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PIN...	Possum3	0	1106	11:04 PM Dec 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Irish Triplets (Preview) Mick, Paddy, and Tat are in their local pub having a drink. One of the locals come over to them and asks "are you three triplets?... Paddy replies yes" The local asks "well how come you and Mick are six foot tall, and Tat is only four foot six? Paddy says "ah you see me and Mick were breast fed, but there was no...	Possum3	0	1046	10:53 PM Dec 13, 2019 by Possum3
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