Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday... "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rea...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo: The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the b...

Possum3 · Possum3

JayDee · JayDee

This one no doubt would be back there somewhere in the 15277 posts in Just Joking. But worth another reminder for us all. Jay&Dee What makes a Politician While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening, until you pass wind. 4....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny video that a few of you might relate to...........

fwdoz · fwdoz

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dorian · dorian

I've been to both places, but not in France. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizy,_Marne "Dizy is situated in the Marne valley." "The Champagne vineyards producing the world-famous sparkling wine are located within Marne." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouzy "...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Works well...........

rbsuper · rbsuper

When you're dead, you don't know that you are dead. It's difficult only for the others. It's the same when you are stupid.

Bobdown · Bobdown

I Did NOT Know this! DO YOU EAT CADBURY'S CHOCOLATE? We were raised on CADBURY'S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood but I will never eat it again!! I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though noth...

rgren2 · rgren2

A friend of mine, who has a stutter, was telling us about his nana. By the time he was finished we were all singing Hey Jude

fwdoz · fwdoz

A teacher asked her class to name things that ended with 'tor', that ate things. The first little boy said "Alligator". "Very good James, that's a big word". The second boy said "Predator". "Yes, that's another big word, Josh. Very well done". Little Johnny says "Vibrator". After nearly falling off...

Craig1 · Craig1

Well, it could be another 2-3 wweks

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is...

Craig1 · Craig1

this could be you, travellin cats

Craig1 · Craig1

a bit of a doggy joke

KevinJ · KevinJ

-- Edited by KevinJ on Tuesday 27th of August 2019 05:44:10 PM

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	Golfing (Preview)	Possum3	0	1308	10:39 AM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	DEA Officer - Oldie but still a goodie (Preview) A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday... "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rea...	Possum3	0	1236	10:37 AM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Novice nuns. (Preview) Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo: The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the b...	Possum3	0	1358	03:59 PM Sep 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Jest a few. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1445	08:23 AM Sep 10, 2019 by Possum3
	What makes a Politician (Preview) This one no doubt would be back there somewhere in the 15277 posts in Just Joking. But worth another reminder for us all. Jay&Dee What makes a Politician While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...	JayDee	0	1178	07:14 PM Sep 9, 2019 by JayDee
	Updated Nursery Rhymes (Preview)	Possum3	0	1274	09:52 AM Sep 9, 2019 by Possum3
	ZEN TEACHINGS (Preview) 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening, until you pass wind. 4....	Bobdown	0	1555	01:28 PM Sep 8, 2019 by Bobdown
	Memory loss (Preview) Funny video that a few of you might relate to...........	Bobdown	1	1611	09:24 PM Sep 7, 2019 by StewG
	Friday Jokes (Preview) -----------------------------------------------------	fwdoz	0	1209	05:03 PM Sep 6, 2019 by fwdoz
	Bouzy and Dizy (Preview) I've been to both places, but not in France. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizy,_Marne "Dizy is situated in the Marne valley." "The Champagne vineyards producing the world-famous sparkling wine are located within Marne." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouzy "...	dorian	0	1347	08:48 AM Sep 6, 2019 by dorian
	PROTOTYPE OF TRUMP'S BORDER WALL (Preview) Works well...........	Bobdown	0	1301	06:53 PM Sep 4, 2019 by Bobdown
	Death (Preview) When you're dead, you don't know that you are dead. It's difficult only for the others. It's the same when you are stupid.	rbsuper	4	1438	06:16 PM Sep 4, 2019 by Sahara05
	Chocolate danger (Preview) I Did NOT Know this! DO YOU EAT CADBURY'S CHOCOLATE? We were raised on CADBURY'S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood but I will never eat it again!! I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though noth...	Bobdown	0	1491	04:03 PM Sep 3, 2019 by Bobdown
	Hey Jude (Preview) A friend of mine, who has a stutter, was telling us about his nana. By the time he was finished we were all singing Hey Jude	rgren2	0	1654	07:27 PM Sep 1, 2019 by rgren2
	This weeks jokes (Preview) A teacher asked her class to name things that ended with 'tor', that ate things. The first little boy said "Alligator". "Very good James, that's a big word". The second boy said "Predator". "Yes, that's another big word, Josh. Very well done". Little Johnny says "Vibrator". After nearly falling off...	fwdoz	0	1547	07:58 PM Aug 30, 2019 by fwdoz
	Spring (Preview) Well, it could be another 2-3 wweks	Craig1	0	1801	05:18 PM Aug 30, 2019 by Craig1
	Diary farmers forum.Artificial breeding .. (Preview) A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is...	Aus-Kiwi	0	1789	07:37 PM Aug 28, 2019 by Aus-Kiwi
	hows your day (Preview) this could be you, travellin cats	Craig1	0	1773	09:06 PM Aug 27, 2019 by Craig1
	My Neighbour (Preview) a bit of a doggy joke	Craig1	0	1304	09:00 PM Aug 27, 2019 by Craig1
	Ma and Pa Kettle do maths (Preview) -- Edited by KevinJ on Tuesday 27th of August 2019 05:44:10 PM	KevinJ	0	1216	05:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 by KevinJ
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