Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and... asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and t...

Possum3 · Possum3

I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.... Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you...

Craig1 · Craig1

might be preparing for presidents cup

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

pretty good, turn sound on

Craig1 · Craig1

wishful thinking

Hendo · Hendo

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking very annoyed, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says: "Well, I guess we finally answered that question."

Craig1 · Craig1

really collected this one

Craig1 · Craig1

wonder what other country we could pick on

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

They now have mars bars icecreams too

rgren2 · rgren2

The Italian TestI was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Slip slide away...........

Craig1 · Craig1

just munchin the grass

Craig1 · Craig1

Queens over desert sands

Craig1 · Craig1

good job the photographer didnt want wet toes

Craig1 · Craig1

It is warming up

Craig1 · Craig1

Dont read until 6pm, it's beer o'clock now

Craig1 · Craig1

oh to be that young

Possum3 · Possum3

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minute...

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	Genuine incentive. (Preview) A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and... asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and t...	Possum3	0	1194	11:39 AM Nov 18, 2019 by Possum3
	Drafting Guys Over 60 (Preview) I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.... Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you...	Possum3	0	1604	04:57 PM Nov 17, 2019 by Possum3
	one day (Preview) might be preparing for presidents cup	Craig1	0	1237	04:23 PM Nov 16, 2019 by Craig1
	Wife jokes.......ha ha (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1888	08:21 PM Nov 14, 2019 by Craig1
	It is a new Michael Jackson (Preview) pretty good, turn sound on	Craig1	0	1099	09:32 PM Nov 13, 2019 by Craig1
	sex after death (Preview) wishful thinking	Craig1	0	1395	09:17 PM Nov 12, 2019 by Craig1
	Chicken and the Egg (Preview) A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking very annoyed, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says: "Well, I guess we finally answered that question."	Hendo	0	1321	05:38 PM Nov 11, 2019 by Hendo
	Garbage (Preview) really collected this one	Craig1	0	1928	05:42 PM Nov 10, 2019 by Craig1
	Funny Irishman (Preview) wonder what other country we could pick on	Craig1	0	1767	10:35 PM Nov 7, 2019 by Craig1
	Rednecks (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1763	10:51 AM Nov 4, 2019 by Bobdown
	The art of Lying to kids (Preview) They now have mars bars icecreams too	Craig1	0	1699	05:33 PM Nov 3, 2019 by Craig1
	Italian test (Preview) The Italian TestI was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts...	rgren2	1	1878	08:17 PM Nov 1, 2019 by Bicyclecamper
	Hang on tight (Preview) Slip slide away...........	Bobdown	0	1945	11:06 AM Nov 1, 2019 by Bobdown
	God (Preview) just munchin the grass	Craig1	0	1486	09:30 AM Nov 1, 2019 by Craig1
	he Flight Attendant (Preview) Queens over desert sands	Craig1	0	1336	10:19 PM Oct 31, 2019 by Craig1
	No wet toes (Preview) good job the photographer didnt want wet toes	Craig1	0	1019	10:13 PM Oct 31, 2019 by Craig1
	Once upon a time (Preview) It is warming up	Craig1	0	1202	10:05 PM Oct 31, 2019 by Craig1
	Beer Research (Preview) Dont read until 6pm, it's beer o'clock now	Craig1	0	1347	04:56 PM Oct 30, 2019 by Craig1
	A Real Cowboy (Preview) oh to be that young	Craig1	0	1648	01:34 PM Oct 30, 2019 by Craig1
	Fart football. (Preview) An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minute...	Possum3	0	1693	09:13 PM Oct 29, 2019 by Possum3
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