Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that... it was over eleven years old: They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

A million kids want to clean up the earth? A million parents would love it if it started in their bedroom!!!

Possum3 · Possum3

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over i...mmediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his...

Possum3 · Possum3

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."......

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Colin was bragging to his boss one day:"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."So Colin and his boss fly out to Holly...

Possum3 · Possum3

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Craig1 · Craig1

with a small update. Bring on your additions

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny what people do with time on their hands, very clever..........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

"A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out...

Craig1 · Craig1

Ah, the bagpipes

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

be careful

Possum3 · Possum3

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there h...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

It was late and a traveller was looking for a room to spend the night. He had stopped at every hotel and motel and there were no rooms available. At the far edge of town, he spotted one last motel. It was his only hope. Unfortunately, the traveler was told by the clerk at this motel they had no rooms availabl...

Possum3 · Possum3

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead wit...

JayDee · JayDee

This could have been around before in the 7000 odd posts The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've got some Bad news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her dau...

Craig1 · Craig1

Is he yours

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Shoemaker. (Preview) Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that... it was over eleven years old: They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade...	Possum3	0	1247	10:16 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Save the planet (Preview) A million kids want to clean up the earth? A million parents would love it if it started in their bedroom!!!	Aus-Kiwi	0	1431	09:28 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Aus-Kiwi
	Seductive. (Preview) A very attractive lady goes up to a bar A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over i...mmediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his...	Possum3	0	1382	08:30 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Bruce. (Preview) Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."......	Possum3	0	855	07:53 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Colin the bragger... (Preview) Colin was bragging to his boss one day:"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."So Colin and his boss fly out to Holly...	aussie_paul	4	1844	07:50 AM Oct 1, 2019 by WAssa41
	Danglies. (Preview) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...	Possum3	1	1647	11:49 PM Sep 30, 2019 by Greg 1
	For the ladies..... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1527	01:20 PM Sep 30, 2019 by aussie_paul
	will rogers (Preview) with a small update. Bring on your additions	Craig1	0	1500	09:38 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Craig1
	Thai Helicopter (Preview) Funny what people do with time on their hands, very clever..........	Bobdown	0	1525	07:02 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Unfortunate Name (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1235	07:00 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Friday's Blonde Jokes (Preview) "A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out...	Bobdown	0	1151	03:22 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Scottish (Preview) Ah, the bagpipes	Craig1	0	1839	09:27 PM Sep 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Bush camp (Preview)	Bobdown	1	883	05:16 PM Sep 26, 2019 by Long Weekend
	Blonde also (Preview) be careful	Craig1	0	1534	09:23 PM Sep 24, 2019 by Craig1
	Don't touch Buttons. (Preview) In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there h...	Possum3	0	1365	03:29 PM Sep 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Blonde. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1202	03:22 PM Sep 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Good nights sleep. (Preview) It was late and a traveller was looking for a room to spend the night. He had stopped at every hotel and motel and there were no rooms available. At the far edge of town, he spotted one last motel. It was his only hope. Unfortunately, the traveler was told by the clerk at this motel they had no rooms availabl...	Possum3	0	1456	03:08 PM Sep 23, 2019 by Possum3
	Told ya. (Preview) This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead wit...	Possum3	0	1247	02:45 PM Sep 23, 2019 by Possum3
	having your affairs in order (Preview) This could have been around before in the 7000 odd posts The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've got some Bad news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her dau...	JayDee	0	1637	07:09 AM Sep 23, 2019 by JayDee
	Parrot (Preview) Is he yours	Craig1	0	871	05:36 PM Sep 22, 2019 by Craig1
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