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Circumcised.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1062
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When did you say?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1363
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Medical procedure.
(Preview)
Two blokes are in hospital,laid in beds waiting to go into theatre. One says to the other "What you in for"? The other replies "Endoscopy" "What's that then"? the first bloke asks."... They'll send a camera down my throat into my stomach and look for things like ulcers etc, what you in for"? replies the...
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Possum3
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0
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1249
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Employee Payments.
(Preview)
An old man named John owned a small farm. One day, a government official claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and went out to interview him. I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them, he demanded of the farmer. Well, replied old John. Theres my farm hand whos been with me for t...
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Possum3
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0
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1013
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THE DESERT ISLAND.
(Preview)
A Welshman washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch th...
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Possum3
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0
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1181
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Morning Sex.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1434
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Flight Attendant.
(Preview)
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane sh...
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Possum3
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0
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1305
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There is some bull in this story
(Preview)
Very funny! My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs smiled and said, "He mated 50 ti...
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JayDee
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0
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1664
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Man is smarter than Lady
(Preview)
Woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, -"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me." and hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the...
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JayDee
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0
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1819
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Ladies golf.
(Preview)
Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she r...
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Possum3
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0
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1475
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Online Shopping
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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2004
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Environmentally sensitive area
(Preview)
Environmentally sensitive area keep out!
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Whenarewethere
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1
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1805
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Irish Baker.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1816
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The Scotsman Kilt
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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1899
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For a few minutes, he thought he was on vacation........
(Preview)
Watch out when you let your hair down....
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Bobdown
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0
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1620
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South African Airline.
(Preview)
https://aviationhumor.net/kulula-a-south-african-airline-with-a-sense-of-humor/?fbclid=IwAR3PlTj5mRIZYW72qp5wCPxVbLky8T77TGxdR76TaWyvjPkS_MoTVG-3VVw
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Possum3
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3
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1882
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My granddaughters first driving lesson
(Preview)
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Des and Jane
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0
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1250
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Justin Bieber
(Preview)
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Recoup
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0
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1776
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Red Balloon.
(Preview)
Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues: "Johnny!" "Mum screams. "Knock it off..... Youre going to break something." He stops and eventually his Mum leaves for a short t...
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Possum3
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0
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1332
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How many condoms
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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1627
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