Just Joking

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

HAMMER:Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.ELECTRIC DRILL:Normally used for spinning rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works well for drilling mounting holes...

rgren2 · rgren2

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark". Long Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 deck...

rgren2 · rgren2

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer...The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."Officer: "Ok, let's do...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in.The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master"."Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side".The Doberman...

JayDee · JayDee

A very attractive middle-aged lady walks into a vinyl record shop. She asked the young stud behind the counter. Would you have a vinyl record called Jingle Bells on a 12-inch. Sorry lady, but I will tell you what I do have. I have dangling balls on a 8-inch. to which the attractive lady asked. Is that a re...

Mein · Mein

A man is standing in a pharmacy looking at the men's toiletries shelves. A pharmacy shop assistant approaches him and asks if he needs any help. "I'm just trying to decide what type of deodorant to buy." he replied. "Do you prefer the ball type?" asked the pharmacy shop assistant. "Actually, I jus...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car..Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator:' What is your location sir?'Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'..Operator: 'How do y...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie1 · Aussie1

Two drunks visit a brothel. The madam takes one look at them and says to her manager, "go put inflatable dolls in the two bedrooms, these guys are too drunk notice." During the walk home one guy says "I think my girl was dead, she never moved and never made a sound." The second guy says, "I think mine was a wi...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

fwdoz · fwdoz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remember...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Margaret and Bert, a spunky older couple, had just moved to Texas, where everythingincluding dreams of becoming a cowboywas bigger. Bert had always fancied himself as a bit of a cowboy, so when he spotted a pair of authentic boots on sale, he couldnt resist. He strutted home, wearing them proudly, hi...

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	Far Side (Preview)	rgren2	2	940	06:59 PM Nov 23, 2024 by Plain Truth
	The complete toolkit.. (Preview) HAMMER:Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.ELECTRIC DRILL:Normally used for spinning rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works well for drilling mounting holes...	aussie_paul	2	1163	11:44 AM Nov 22, 2024 by Magnarc
	Noah (Preview) One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark". Long Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 deck...	rgren2	7	1118	08:48 AM Nov 21, 2024 by Magnarc
	Flirting with death. (Preview)	rgren2	0	939	02:16 PM Nov 15, 2024 by rgren2
	Cow Farts (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	2	1043	02:52 PM Nov 12, 2024 by Cupie
	Morning Coffee (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	986	07:35 PM Nov 9, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Smoke Less (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	1065	10:18 PM Nov 6, 2024 by Nevd
	Could lose my License (Preview) I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer...The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."Officer: "Ok, let's do...	Southern Cruizer	0	901	07:04 PM Nov 4, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Hungry (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	894	06:58 PM Nov 4, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	That one friend.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	740	04:57 PM Nov 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The difference between dogs and cats.. (Preview) A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in.The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master"."Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side".The Doberman...	aussie_paul	0	798	04:53 PM Nov 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Is that a record. (Preview) A very attractive middle-aged lady walks into a vinyl record shop. She asked the young stud behind the counter. Would you have a vinyl record called Jingle Bells on a 12-inch. Sorry lady, but I will tell you what I do have. I have dangling balls on a 8-inch. to which the attractive lady asked. Is that a re...	JayDee	0	757	09:31 AM Nov 4, 2024 by JayDee
	Mens' Deodorant (Preview) A man is standing in a pharmacy looking at the men's toiletries shelves. A pharmacy shop assistant approaches him and asks if he needs any help. "I'm just trying to decide what type of deodorant to buy." he replied. "Do you prefer the ball type?" asked the pharmacy shop assistant. "Actually, I jus...	Mein	0	843	12:13 AM Nov 4, 2024 by Mein
	Irish road accident 🙂 (Preview) Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car..Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator:' What is your location sir?'Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'..Operator: 'How do y...	aussie_paul	0	802	10:13 PM Nov 3, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Pre internet.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	861	07:08 PM Nov 3, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Two drunks (Preview) Two drunks visit a brothel. The madam takes one look at them and says to her manager, "go put inflatable dolls in the two bedrooms, these guys are too drunk notice." During the walk home one guy says "I think my girl was dead, she never moved and never made a sound." The second guy says, "I think mine was a wi...	Aussie1	0	755	10:23 AM Nov 3, 2024 by Aussie1
	Not a Brick (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	972	08:05 PM Nov 1, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Oops! (Preview)	fwdoz	0	761	05:37 PM Nov 1, 2024 by fwdoz
	An Obituary.. (Preview) An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remember...	aussie_paul	1	905	07:28 PM Oct 31, 2024 by grahos
	Margaret & Bert (Preview) Margaret and Bert, a spunky older couple, had just moved to Texas, where everythingincluding dreams of becoming a cowboywas bigger. Bert had always fancied himself as a bit of a cowboy, so when he spotted a pair of authentic boots on sale, he couldnt resist. He strutted home, wearing them proudly, hi...	Southern Cruizer	0	645	07:28 PM Oct 31, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
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