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Landowner.
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I became a landowner at the tender age of 10. Jumped on the bike a bit too quick and ended up with a couple of acres.
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Magnarc
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783
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Getting older..
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aussie_paul
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1097
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Who says..
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aussie_paul
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905
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Doing business
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, Certainly, sir thatll be 1 cent.One penny?! the guy says in shock.Yep, says the bartender.So the guy checks the menu and asks,Could I get a T-bone steak with fries, peas, and a salad? Of course, sir. Thatll be 4 cents.FOUR CENTS?! Wheres th...
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Southern Cruizer
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840
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Mowing lawn early
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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1006
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Bond, James Bond.
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rgren2
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3
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1017
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Speaking part...
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aussie_paul
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0
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853
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No bike
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Little Sam asks his Dad for a bike for his Birthday. His Dad says "No Sam, the mortgage is 450,000 and your Mam's just lost her job." The next day Sam walked out with his suitcase packed. His Dad asked, "Where are you going son?"Sam replied, "I walked past your bedroom last night and heard you tell Mam that...
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rgren2
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888
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Redundancy..
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aussie_paul
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A cabbie...
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900
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Be grateful..
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aussie_paul
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745
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Climate change..
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aussie_paul
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Pajero airbags
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rgren2
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Not a joke, more a riddle.
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I recently asked this riddle of Co-Pilot and Chat gpt, and after several minutes of trying to get the answer, they gave up so I thought I would post it here to see if any of our members have more luck than they had. Lateral thinking is required. If I give you the answer to a question, can you tell me what the qu...
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Magnarc
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8
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1043
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Farmers are vital
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fwdoz
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853
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Ex..
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aussie_paul
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Bottle of wine..
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-- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 20th of May 2025 01:01:32 PM -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 20th of May 2025 01:02:39 PM
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aussie_paul
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Is it cold in Finland ?
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+5deg C Finns (people from Finland) sunbathe +2deg C Italian cars won't start 0deg C Water freezes -10deg C Finns go winter swimming -18deg C Finns turn the heat on in their homes. American cars won't start -25deg C It's too cold to kiss. Japanese cars won't start -35deg C Finns st...
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RustyJeep
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737
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Lawyer joke
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The Madam opened the brothel door in Belfast and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties:May I help you sir? She asked.The man replied. I want to see Rosie.Sir, Rosie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else. Said t...
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rgren2
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Trump..
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