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Four old retired guys..
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...
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Hmmm
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The feeling..
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Irony ??
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Bra
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Southern Cruizer
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Nobody move..
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Saturday BLONDE jokes..
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"A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure ou...
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A few funnies..
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William..
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Little Johnny
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Southern Cruizer
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Reality
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How Children perceive their grandparents..
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How Children perceive their grandparents.1. I was in the bathroom, putting on my makeup, under the watchful eyes of my young granddaughter, as I'd done many times before. After I applied my lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye...
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The Shoplifter..
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A cranky older woman in her senior years was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.She complained and criticised everything and everyone throughout the process.When she app...
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Picking on the Irish..
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Mick from Dublin appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and towards the end of the program had already won $500,000."You've done really well so far" said the show's host, "but for one million dollars, you've only got one life line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you...
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Sign of the times..
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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, an...
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Sign of the times..
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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, an...
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lol..
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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, an...
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Conspiracy..
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MY Dog
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Southern Cruizer
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Hey you..
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