Just Joking

JayDee · JayDee

The old guy and the Hooker An old man is walking in Perth and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?" ...

Possum3 · Possum3

A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip nake...

Craig1 · Craig1

Just a bbq

Possum3 · Possum3

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pu...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge. After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again? Your Honour, the criminal says. Thats what I tried to tell the police but they wouldnt listen!

Possum3 · Possum3

Soon after marriage, a ladys husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. Annoyed by this, the woman asked: Why dont you ever wear your wedding band? The husband replied: It cuts off my circulation. She answered back: Its supposed to!

Possum3 · Possum3

One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. The man, being a kind-hea...

Possum3 · Possum3

A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads: I need 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in h...

Bobdown · Bobdown

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abou...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Powerpoint presentation.........some may not be able to open. Cheers

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good one

Possum3 · Possum3

A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a fing...

Craig1 · Craig1

are we being foistered with this

Possum3 · Possum3

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up Johns minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they co...

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Craig1 · Craig1

musta been a redhead, blondie woudnt be tthat dumb

Bobdown · Bobdown

How to put a chook to sleep......

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The old guy and the Hooker (Preview) The old guy and the Hooker An old man is walking in Perth and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?" ...	JayDee	0	1596	02:38 PM Oct 28, 2019 by JayDee
	The Firefighter. (Preview) A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip nake...	Possum3	0	1301	12:08 PM Oct 28, 2019 by Possum3
	Dad cook lunch (Preview) Just a bbq	Craig1	0	1487	08:28 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Quiz answer. (Preview) A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pu...	Possum3	1	1915	08:24 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Ohhh! (Preview)	Possum3	0	1558	07:34 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	That's what I said. (Preview) A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge. After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again? Your Honour, the criminal says. Thats what I tried to tell the police but they wouldnt listen!	Possum3	0	1070	05:27 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Wedding ring. (Preview) Soon after marriage, a ladys husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. Annoyed by this, the woman asked: Why dont you ever wear your wedding band? The husband replied: It cuts off my circulation. She answered back: Its supposed to!	Possum3	0	1276	05:25 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Lost watch. (Preview) One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. The man, being a kind-hea...	Possum3	0	1486	05:24 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Clever Dog. (Preview) A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads: I need 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in h...	Possum3	0	1478	05:22 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Old Age (Preview) While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abou...	Bobdown	5	2045	08:31 PM Oct 25, 2019 by Valkie
	Do you know the difference? (Preview) Powerpoint presentation.........some may not be able to open. Cheers	Bobdown	0	1609	11:02 AM Oct 25, 2019 by Bobdown
	Great Scotch Commercial (Preview) Good one	Bobdown	0	1531	10:57 AM Oct 25, 2019 by Bobdown
	Chinese torture. (Preview) A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a fing...	Possum3	0	1264	10:12 AM Oct 25, 2019 by Possum3
	over population (Preview) are we being foistered with this	Craig1	0	1240	04:34 PM Oct 24, 2019 by Craig1
	Did you? (Preview) John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up Johns minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they co...	Possum3	0	1338	01:48 PM Oct 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Age 50. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1376	09:01 AM Oct 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Candy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1256	08:59 AM Oct 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Cheapest Parrot. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1319	09:22 PM Oct 22, 2019 by Possum3
	a young woman (Preview) musta been a redhead, blondie woudnt be tthat dumb	Craig1	0	1547	08:39 PM Oct 22, 2019 by Craig1
	Rooster (Preview) How to put a chook to sleep......	Bobdown	1	1119	12:21 PM Oct 22, 2019 by drtooheys
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