Just Joking

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An older man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. I dont think you understand, the old ma...

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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping... at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the ro...

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Russ Buttacovoli, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Russ, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight...

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I thought this was well done ..

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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.One of them says to the bartender,"Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. Im John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian draft beers please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make pol...

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A young guy from Idaho moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sa...les experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Idaho." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd giv...

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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks.... 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him...

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While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having s...

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A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering. The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you." "Oh, th...

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Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, s...

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A seaman named Captain Bravo was a man who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed: Bring me my red shirt! The first mate quickly retrieved the captains red shirt and whilst wearin...

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lol

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Superman and Pinocchio and Snow White are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest. Snow White says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize. They walk further and come across a sign that reads: Strongest man contest. Superman enters and aft...

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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her ...cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did yo...

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	Very special ring. (Preview) An older man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. I dont think you understand, the old ma...	Possum3	0	1666	10:24 AM May 14, 2019 by Possum3
	Irate woman driver. (Preview) A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping... at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the ro...	Possum3	0	1052	08:38 AM May 14, 2019 by Possum3
	New Burger. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1291	09:36 PM May 13, 2019 by Possum3
	The Italian Golfer (Preview) Russ Buttacovoli, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Russ, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight...	Bobdown	0	1367	02:09 PM May 13, 2019 by Bobdown
	IF ONLY ! (Preview) I thought this was well done ..	biggles2	3	1384	09:31 AM May 13, 2019 by Grandad5
	Politically incorrect (Preview) Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.One of them says to the bartender,"Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. Im John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian draft beers please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make pol...	Bobdown	0	1342	09:05 PM May 12, 2019 by Bobdown
	New Salesman. (Preview) A young guy from Idaho moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sa...les experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Idaho." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd giv...	Possum3	0	1548	05:53 PM May 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Fred. (Preview) An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks.... 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him...	Possum3	0	1374	05:23 PM May 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Couple more. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1636	12:40 PM May 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Mongolian Disease. (Preview) While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having s...	Possum3	0	1516	12:28 PM May 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Aspirin. (Preview) A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering. The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you." "Oh, th...	Possum3	0	1688	11:10 AM May 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Hangover. (Preview) Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, s...	Possum3	0	1515	10:59 AM May 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Brave Captain (Preview) A seaman named Captain Bravo was a man who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed: Bring me my red shirt! The first mate quickly retrieved the captains red shirt and whilst wearin...	Possum3	0	1224	09:04 AM May 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Toons (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1377	06:06 PM May 10, 2019 by Bobdown
	Sound of Beer vs Water (Preview) lol	Bobdown	0	714	06:04 PM May 10, 2019 by Bobdown
	Few More. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1131	06:35 AM May 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Contest. (Preview) Superman and Pinocchio and Snow White are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest. Snow White says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize. They walk further and come across a sign that reads: Strongest man contest. Superman enters and aft...	Possum3	3	1293	09:08 PM May 9, 2019 by Craig1
	Where did we come from? (Preview)	Possum3	1	1116	07:12 PM May 9, 2019 by Bobdown
	What size? (Preview) Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her ...cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did yo...	Possum3	0	778	03:27 PM May 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Special treat. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1282	01:39 PM May 9, 2019 by Possum3
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