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Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on tv... The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed, to put one hand on the tv and the other on the body part they wanted healed...... Grandma hobbled to the tv and put one hand on the tv and the other on her arthritic hip.. Grandpa mad...

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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Atherton. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...

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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and sa...

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A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a...

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After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Ediths multi-million dollar ho...me and, since the mans lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st...

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:... SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which r...

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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday... "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rea...

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Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo: The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the b...

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JayDee · JayDee

This one no doubt would be back there somewhere in the 15277 posts in Just Joking. But worth another reminder for us all. Jay&Dee What makes a Politician While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening, until you pass wind. 4....

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Funny video that a few of you might relate to...........

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Heal the Sick (Preview) Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on tv... The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed, to put one hand on the tv and the other on the body part they wanted healed...... Grandma hobbled to the tv and put one hand on the tv and the other on her arthritic hip.. Grandpa mad...	Possum3	0	1436	08:39 PM Sep 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Not OH&S (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1377	07:46 PM Sep 13, 2019 by grahos
	Cheap Drinks (Preview) Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Atherton. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...	Possum3	0	1441	10:47 AM Sep 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Hillbilly cure. (Preview) Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and sa...	Possum3	0	1492	10:22 PM Sep 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Rubber Gloves (Preview)	Phillipn	0	1809	01:28 PM Sep 12, 2019 by Phillipn
	FIFO Hunters. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1856	08:45 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Golfing Nun. (Preview) A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a...	Possum3	0	1286	06:11 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Curtains. (Preview) After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Ediths multi-million dollar ho...me and, since the mans lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st...	Possum3	0	1532	03:02 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Different position. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1239	01:57 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Last day. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1224	01:49 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Holy Prostitutes (Preview) A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:... SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which r...	Possum3	0	1357	01:47 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	9 Important Facts. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1117	11:43 AM Sep 11, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Golfing (Preview)	Possum3	0	1332	10:39 AM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	DEA Officer - Oldie but still a goodie (Preview) A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday... "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rea...	Possum3	0	1261	10:37 AM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Novice nuns. (Preview) Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo: The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the b...	Possum3	0	1391	03:59 PM Sep 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Jest a few. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1468	08:23 AM Sep 10, 2019 by Possum3
	What makes a Politician (Preview) This one no doubt would be back there somewhere in the 15277 posts in Just Joking. But worth another reminder for us all. Jay&Dee What makes a Politician While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...	JayDee	0	1199	07:14 PM Sep 9, 2019 by JayDee
	Updated Nursery Rhymes (Preview)	Possum3	0	1308	09:52 AM Sep 9, 2019 by Possum3
	ZEN TEACHINGS (Preview) 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening, until you pass wind. 4....	Bobdown	0	1586	01:28 PM Sep 8, 2019 by Bobdown
	Memory loss (Preview) Funny video that a few of you might relate to...........	Bobdown	1	1646	09:24 PM Sep 7, 2019 by StewG
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