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Expensive
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Harry was on holiday in the Middle East with his wife, children and mother-in-law. During a visit to Jerusalem, his mother-in-law unexpectedly died. With a death certificate in his hand, he was making preparations to fly his mother-in-laws body home for a proper burial. The funeral director over t...
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1
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524
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Lots of kids.
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Ethel married Tom and had five kids. Tom passed away. Ethel then married Dick and had another four kids. Dick passed away. Ethel then married Harry and had another six kids. Harry passed away, as did Ethel shortly after. At Ethels gravesite Mavis said to Ivy: Oh, how lovely! Together at last! Who? Ethe...
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Possum3
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0
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572
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Dad and Dave
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Dad and Dave went fishing. While waiting for the fish to start biting, Dave says to Dad "I think I'm going to divorce Mabel. She hasn't spoken to me for in 3 months." After a while Dad says to Dave " You better think it over for a bit Dave, women like that are hard to find."
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rgren2
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0
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607
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Jacket present.
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A couple were holidaying overseas. They wanted to bring home a special present for their granddaughter. They went into a fancy shop and were looking around for a nice piece of clothing. They couldn't decide which one to pick so asked the salesman for some help. "If you were buying a jacket for your girl...
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0
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492
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Fortune cookie.
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A married couple were holidaying in China. They decided to go out to dinner at a nice restaurant. After finishing their main meal they cracked open their fortune cookies. The woman's read: "Be quiet for a little while". The husband's read: "Talk while you have a chance".
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0
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619
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How much?
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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, the wife completely forgets that her 10-year-old boy was home and unaware that he was hiding in her bedroom closet. The husband comes home unexpectedly and she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Its dark...
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Possum3
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0
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550
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Negligee surpise gift.
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Ahead of his 50th wedding anniversary, Melvin decides to surprise his wife with a very special gift. He goes to the shopping centre and heads into the lingerie store. Realising hes never seen his wife in lingerie in all the years theyve been married, he decides to buy some as a way of making her feel youn...
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0
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674
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Top o' the Mornin'.
(Preview)
There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two hours. OLeary, your glass is empty, will you be having another one? And what would I be doing with two empty glasses? OLeary replied. Young Teresa came home with so...
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Spook
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0
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613
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You wanna screw for it
(Preview)
While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was fin...
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Paintar
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0
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661
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Store Closed
(Preview)
Just a reminder that all Coles stores will be closed today, so that both cashiers can have a Holiday and spend some time with their families..
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Possum3
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6
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910
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That much?
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A man came home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. "Where are you going?" the surprised husband asks. "To Las Vegas," the woman exclaims. "I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing hi...
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Possum3
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0
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644
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Jewelry store.
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A woman walks into a fancy and very expensive jewellery store. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond necklace. Curious, she walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to take a closer look, she accidentally and unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously and hopes t...
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Possum3
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0
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616
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Molly.
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A man named Alan takes his blind date Molly to the carnival for some fun. Theres plenty of games, rides and attractions and Alan is curious to know what his date wants to do. I want to get weighed, Molly says. Alan takes her to the carnival games and attempts to guess her weight at the weight-guessing game...
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1
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763
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Seniors Wedding.
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An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally...
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Possum3
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1
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709
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Beautiful woman
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A man goes to the local supermarket one day to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him. The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he cant figure out where hes seen her before. Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him. Oh, she replie...
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Possum3
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0
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700
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Replacement
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Carefree are replacing tampon strings with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.
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rgren2
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804
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Facial Recognition...ideal for Husbands...short MP4 video..
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Does anyone speak Russian.....?...this facial recognition gizmo protects a husbands interests, like chastity belts of Olde......Lmao...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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4
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853
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Xmas Day...in Typical Aussie Couth Style...short MP4 video
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We really are a couth lot...it's a gift for many......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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1
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598
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Merry Christmas to all.
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Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven. Before theyre allowed to enter the gates, theyre greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them there are rules before he allows them into heaven. In order to get in to heaven you must each produce something that represents Christmas and the holiday season. The fi...
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0
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483
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Never question a thoroughly inebriated Gentleman.....
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As a single mom, I was shopping at the local supermarket-where I selected : A carton of 2L skim milk, a carton of eggs, carton of orange juice. a head of lettuce, small tin of decaf coffee and 500g bacon...... As I was unloading my items on the checkout conveyor belt, a grossly inebriated gentleman sta...
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Goldfinger
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947
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