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Exchange rate.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1432
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Report card.
(Preview)
Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers. In a last-ditch effort, they took Tommy and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, Little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't kiss h...
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Possum3
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0
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1456
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Golfing Buddy.
(Preview)
A group of men were sitting around in the changing room of a golf club. After showering and getting changed for the 19th hole, a mobile phone on one of the benches rang. One of the men picked it up and said: Hello? On the other end the woman replied: Honey, its me. I am at the shops. I just saw a beautiful leath...
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Possum3
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0
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1012
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SENIORS & COMPUTERS.
(Preview)
I had a problem yesterday with my computer, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.... Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID...
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Possum3
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0
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1016
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Car crash.
(Preview)
WTF!! Today I came out from the local supermarket, standing beside the car watching another car coming straight towards me, crashing into the car, and making a total mess of the rear end of the car. A young man comes running out of the other car, he was out practicing driving with his older brother. I ask...
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Possum3
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0
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1597
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Tact.
(Preview)
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is ki...lled instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Hey mate, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.. Mongrel says, 'OK,...
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Possum3
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0
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1189
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Pepper.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1119
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Proof.
(Preview)
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat...
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Possum3
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0
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739
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Calling your mate donkey
(Preview)
Two blokes walk into a pub Kalgoorlie. One says "i'll have a midi of swan, and one for me mate here Donkey " Skimpy says, "that's not very nice, calling your mate donkey!" Mate says "Don't worry love, Eeore,eeeore, eeoreways calls me that"
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Paintar
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0
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1017
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What gift do you want?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1677
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WD-40
(Preview)
Old Ad, could be mistaken for double meaning these days........
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Bobdown
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1
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1500
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Kiwi Fun.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1700
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Johnny again.
(Preview)
Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a Development that is currently being built near your home and what are the Advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.... Teacher: "Young ladi...
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Possum3
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0
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1523
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Large bet.
(Preview)
An elderly woman walked into the Commonwealth Bank one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employ...
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Possum3
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1
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1482
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Sneeze.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1280
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Medical condition.
(Preview)
A man walked into a doctors office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied: Shingles.So she wrote down his name, address and phone number and told him to have a seat.Fifteen minutes later a nurse came out and asked the man what he had. The man said: Shingles.So she wrote down his height, we...
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Possum3
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1
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1609
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Boring job?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1423
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What Causes Arthritis?
(Preview)
A drunk who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to...
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Paintar
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0
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1336
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Police Dog.
(Preview)
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained tha...
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Possum3
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0
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1549
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Veet hair removal for men. Copy & Paste from another site
(Preview)
THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. ... After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put m...
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Possum3
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0
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890
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