Just Joking

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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down...

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The morning of my wife's birthday I realised that I had forgotten all about it. I went out in the backyard and picked up a straight stick, and wrapped it as a gift. handed her the package and said this is the first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a f*cking stick! What do I want with a f*cking stick...

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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use som...

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An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long: When the black male reaches... a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches....

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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner...: The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked. "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "N...

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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....

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A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks: Geez, why are you drinking so fast? The man says: You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had. The bartender asks: What do you have? The man answers: 75 cents.

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I heard vandals have broken into an origami exhibition and ruined all the exhibits. Police are trying to work out how events unfolded.

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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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Just found this on another page.......You will not believe what just happened... I pulled in to the local gas station to get fuel and soda. When I walked up and noticed these 2 cops watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man stupid or crazy?!! With the officer...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The hereafter. (Preview) On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down...	Possum3	0	851	11:41 AM Jul 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Birthday gift (Preview) The morning of my wife's birthday I realised that I had forgotten all about it. I went out in the backyard and picked up a straight stick, and wrapped it as a gift. handed her the package and said this is the first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a fcking stick! What do I want with a fcking stick...	Possum3	0	1024	11:24 AM Jul 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Painting. (Preview) A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use som...	Possum3	0	1056	11:09 AM Jul 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Growth. (Preview) An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long: When the black male reaches... a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches....	Possum3	0	1149	04:12 PM Jul 14, 2019 by Possum3
	Germs. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1073	09:23 AM Jul 14, 2019 by Possum3
	Doctor's. (Preview)	Possum3	0	941	09:09 AM Jul 14, 2019 by Possum3
	Talking dog. (Preview) A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...	Possum3	1	1477	09:50 PM Jul 13, 2019 by terriwa
	The vagrant. (Preview) A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner...: The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked. "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "N...	Possum3	0	913	05:36 PM Jul 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Nun and the priest. (Preview) A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....	Possum3	0	1122	05:21 PM Jul 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Fast Drinker. (Preview) A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks: Geez, why are you drinking so fast? The man says: You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had. The bartender asks: What do you have? The man answers: 75 cents.	Possum3	0	1066	10:04 AM Jul 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Cost of looking good. (Preview)	Possum3	3	1173	09:53 AM Jul 13, 2019 by Hendo
	Vandals (Preview) I heard vandals have broken into an origami exhibition and ruined all the exhibits. Police are trying to work out how events unfolded.	fwdoz	0	838	04:06 PM Jul 12, 2019 by fwdoz
	How come women love cats? (Preview) I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.	fwdoz	0	983	04:05 PM Jul 12, 2019 by fwdoz
	Smoking. (Preview) Just found this on another page.......You will not believe what just happened... I pulled in to the local gas station to get fuel and soda. When I walked up and noticed these 2 cops watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man stupid or crazy?!! With the officer...	Possum3	0	1148	11:41 AM Jul 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Fire at sausage factory. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1247	05:00 PM Jul 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Flat tyre. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1130	04:06 PM Jul 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Paddy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1001	03:57 PM Jul 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Motor running. (Preview)	Possum3	0	973	03:49 PM Jul 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Organic food. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1080	03:44 PM Jul 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Thai holiday. (Preview)	Possum3	0	845	11:18 AM Jul 11, 2019 by Possum3
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