Just Joking

fwdoz · fwdoz

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it. If I didn't drink this beer, they...

fwdoz · fwdoz

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbours can see there's no domestic violence going on.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Very funny ending....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Be honest... how many of you got a fright, wet their pants, had a heart attack when they saw the Snake video? Some Jerk got me a beauty, so I thought I'd share it with you GN's, only 2 of you commented. Most of you would probably forward it on to get someone else......it's only human nature, ha ha Cheers Bob...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Backpacker....ha ha

Bobdown · Bobdown

My New Neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the do...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, sa...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I just don't know sometimes the direction of the transitioning.....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 26th of February 2019 09:51:00 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Better out than in......Hoo Roo

rgren2 · rgren2

Importance of Original Knowledge Principle #1: Don't trust retellers, get hold of the original sources.A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.So, the...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..another subtle British Humour.Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman went away for the weekend to visit her son. He lived with a female roommate. When she arrived they all sat down for a nice dinner together. During the course of the meal, the woman couldn't help but notice how pretty her son's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between th...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Ring her again...and again...and again......and......Hoo Roo

oldbloke · oldbloke

I'll just leave this here. Lol -- Edited by oldbloke on Sunday 24th of February 2019 05:27:04 PM

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bloke sees an Ad for a talking dog for free, and being a bit lonely thinks it would be good company to talk to.He goes around to house and the man says "he's out the back, go and have a look for yourself"So he sees the dog and says "So you can talk?"The dog says "Yes, have you been to France, it great over there...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Classic Benny Hill

fwdoz · fwdoz

A ninety-year-old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done"....

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Thoughts about beer (Preview) Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it. If I didn't drink this beer, they...	fwdoz	3	1275	10:25 AM Mar 2, 2019 by Hendo
	Singing wife (Preview) When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbours can see there's no domestic violence going on.	fwdoz	0	1162	12:07 PM Mar 1, 2019 by fwdoz
	Lucky boy (Preview) Very funny ending....	Bobdown	1	1318	02:34 PM Feb 28, 2019 by Dougwe
	Snake 2 (Preview) Be honest... how many of you got a fright, wet their pants, had a heart attack when they saw the Snake video? Some Jerk got me a beauty, so I thought I'd share it with you GN's, only 2 of you commented. Most of you would probably forward it on to get someone else......it's only human nature, ha ha Cheers Bob...	Bobdown	5	1815	02:29 PM Feb 28, 2019 by Dougwe
	A few Cartoons/jokes (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1207	07:53 PM Feb 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	What Is Worse (Preview) I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she the...	Sarco Harris	1	1335	04:53 PM Feb 27, 2019 by LLD
	Sale price. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1222	04:50 PM Feb 27, 2019 by LLD
	Snake (Preview) Backpacker....ha ha	Bobdown	2	1426	03:40 PM Feb 27, 2019 by bowiebd
	Wishing and hoping (Preview) My New Neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the do...	Bobdown	0	970	11:32 AM Feb 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Two crocodiles. (Preview) Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, sa...	Possum3	0	909	08:24 AM Feb 27, 2019 by Possum3
	I Try and keep an open mind on Gender Diversity....photo. (Preview) I just don't know sometimes the direction of the transitioning.....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 26th of February 2019 09:51:00 PM	Goldfinger	1	1173	01:59 AM Feb 27, 2019 by Greg 1
	Impressing the new InLaws.....short MP4 Vid. (Preview) Better out than in......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	581	09:42 PM Feb 26, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Topical (Preview) Importance of Original Knowledge Principle #1: Don't trust retellers, get hold of the original sources.A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.So, the...	rgren2	0	1432	12:12 PM Feb 26, 2019 by rgren2
	Wakey....wakey.....short MP4 vid. (Preview) ..another subtle British Humour.Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	991	11:22 AM Feb 26, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Missing silver plate. (Preview) A woman went away for the weekend to visit her son. He lived with a female roommate. When she arrived they all sat down for a nice dinner together. During the course of the meal, the woman couldn't help but notice how pretty her son's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between th...	Possum3	0	1440	10:06 AM Feb 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Ring her again....ring her again....ring her again!...short MP4 video. (Preview) Ring her again...and again...and again......and......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1298	07:57 PM Feb 25, 2019 by Goldfinger
	SMS (Preview) I'll just leave this here. Lol -- Edited by oldbloke on Sunday 24th of February 2019 05:27:04 PM	oldbloke	0	1352	05:24 PM Feb 24, 2019 by oldbloke
	Talking dog. (Preview) A bloke sees an Ad for a talking dog for free, and being a bit lonely thinks it would be good company to talk to.He goes around to house and the man says "he's out the back, go and have a look for yourself"So he sees the dog and says "So you can talk?"The dog says "Yes, have you been to France, it great over there...	Bobdown	0	1577	04:04 PM Feb 24, 2019 by Bobdown
	Funny ....not a word spoken (Preview) Classic Benny Hill	Bobdown	0	1021	03:37 PM Feb 24, 2019 by Bobdown
	A visit from the Welfare officials (Preview) A ninety-year-old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done"....	fwdoz	0	1031	10:47 AM Feb 24, 2019 by fwdoz
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