Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Bugger Rudolph,..this is way more fun......Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman books an appointment with her dentist after noticing one of her teeth hurts every time she eats. When she arrives, the dentist asks her to sit in the chair so he can investigate whats happening. The woman sits down and the dentist asks her to open her mouth. Open wider, he says. The woman opens her...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... cheers - John -- Edited by rockylizard on Sunday 16th of December 2018 08:11:14 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very persuasive.....

fwdoz · fwdoz

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

During a baseball game, three men were sitting directly behind three nuns. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, th...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

fwdoz · fwdoz

I went to the bottlo Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jim Beam and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jim Beam before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, becaus...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Well theres packing the shelves at Woolies . A job is a job !!

rgren2 · rgren2

A banjo player and his wife were awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud knocking on the door. The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain. "I need a push", said the ukulele player. "Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning...

Possum3 · Possum3

A father is passing by his sons bedroom one day and is amazed to see the bed nicely made and everything clean. To his surprise, he notices an envelope sitting on his sons desk. The letter was addressed to the father. Scared, he decided to read it, thinking the worst had happened to his son. Dear Dad, It is w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/stronglang.wordpress.com/2016/12/18/a-sweary-seasonal-suggestion/amp/

Paintar · Paintar

I Made A SnowmanIt snowed last night. 8:00 am - I made a snowman 8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:2...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Always good for a laugh...or a cry!...for some of us....

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..Story of my Life really.....hope I have not been too risque' with these...I deleted many....Hoo Roo

fwdoz · fwdoz

Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...

rgren2 · rgren2

British Airways plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 9th of December 2018 11:29:46 AM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Santa may come twice this year....... (Preview) Bugger Rudolph,..this is way more fun......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	16	974	12:58 PM Dec 17, 2018 by Sahara05
	The dentist (Preview) A woman books an appointment with her dentist after noticing one of her teeth hurts every time she eats. When she arrives, the dentist asks her to sit in the chair so he can investigate whats happening. The woman sits down and the dentist asks her to open her mouth. Open wider, he says. The woman opens her...	Possum3	0	762	09:51 PM Dec 16, 2018 by Possum3
	:) :) (Preview) Gday... cheers - John -- Edited by rockylizard on Sunday 16th of December 2018 08:11:14 PM	rockylizard	0	590	08:10 PM Dec 16, 2018 by rockylizard
	As I get Older... (Preview)	Goldfinger	2	730	06:31 PM Dec 16, 2018 by Baggie
	No arguing,...just visual convincing...seems to be effective...very short MP4 video (Preview) Very persuasive.....	Goldfinger	5	750	10:46 AM Dec 16, 2018 by Blues Man
	Camelot & the Chastity Belt (Preview) King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...	fwdoz	1	726	09:54 AM Dec 15, 2018 by Blues Man
	Three Nuns (Preview) During a baseball game, three men were sitting directly behind three nuns. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, th...	Tony Bev	1	669	09:51 AM Dec 15, 2018 by Blues Man
	A few of life's observations... (Preview)	Goldfinger	2	684	09:50 AM Dec 15, 2018 by Blues Man
	Friday funnies (Preview) I went to the bottlo Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jim Beam and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jim Beam before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, becaus...	fwdoz	2	614	03:08 PM Dec 14, 2018 by fwdoz
	Pretty much sums it up . Still no employment (Preview) Well theres packing the shelves at Woolies . A job is a job !!	Aus-Kiwi	2	568	03:08 PM Dec 14, 2018 by Blues Man
	The banjo player (Preview) A banjo player and his wife were awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud knocking on the door. The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain. "I need a push", said the ukulele player. "Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning...	rgren2	1	814	08:45 AM Dec 13, 2018 by Blues Man
	Letter to dad. (Preview) A father is passing by his sons bedroom one day and is amazed to see the bed nicely made and everything clean. To his surprise, he notices an envelope sitting on his sons desk. The letter was addressed to the father. Scared, he decided to read it, thinking the worst had happened to his son. Dear Dad, It is w...	Possum3	0	696	08:46 PM Dec 12, 2018 by Possum3
	Karen... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1021	04:56 PM Dec 12, 2018 by T1 Terry
	A Sincere Forum Xmas Message....warning: that 'word' is used..however with much aplomb..... (Preview) https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/stronglang.wordpress.com/2016/12/18/a-sweary-seasonal-suggestion/amp/	Goldfinger	1	774	09:17 PM Dec 11, 2018 by incentive
	I made a snowman. (Preview) I Made A SnowmanIt snowed last night. 8:00 am - I made a snowman 8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:2...	Paintar	2	711	09:12 PM Dec 11, 2018 by incentive
	Golden Oldies..always good for a laugh...or indeed a cry!..... (Preview) Always good for a laugh...or a cry!...for some of us....	Goldfinger	12	1002	03:41 PM Dec 11, 2018 by PeterD
	Warning:..Crude, Rude, and Undesirable...but I laughed..am I bad?.. (Preview) ..Story of my Life really.....hope I have not been too risque' with these...I deleted many....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	955	10:21 AM Dec 11, 2018 by Hendo
	David Thorne 10: Roz hates David; and anything Adelaide (Preview) Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...	fwdoz	5	986	09:44 PM Dec 10, 2018 by Sarco Harris
	The Pilots (Preview) British Airways plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...	rgren2	0	617	09:54 AM Dec 10, 2018 by rgren2
	Dentist's car... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 9th of December 2018 11:29:46 AM	aussie_paul	0	741	11:29 AM Dec 9, 2018 by aussie_paul
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