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Back Rub
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Phillipn
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0
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908
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Afternoon nap.
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Possum3
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1050
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Eye Popping.
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This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there's a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He's been sneakily checking her out ever ...since he arrived, but doesn't have the courage to start talking to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the...
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Possum3
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1245
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Towing mass.
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Possum3
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4
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1624
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High school classmates.
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My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be...
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680
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Crocodile Wrestler:
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A multi-millionaire living in Darwin, Australia, decided to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours: He also invited Brian, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancin...
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Possum3
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887
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Two Horses.
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Paddy walks into a bar very down on himself: As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks. "What's the matter?" Paddy replies. "Well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff) and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."... The barten...
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Possum3
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695
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Where?
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A group of 40 year old friends were discussing where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree that they should meet at the local Italian restaurant because the waitress there is easy on the eye. Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and discusses where they should meet this t...
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Possum3
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1117
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Trading places.
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went throu...gh each day, so he prayed: "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade...
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Possum3
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1040
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Dear Vegans
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Phillipn
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955
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I would love a drink
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Phillipn
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1665
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Love this
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-- Edited by Phillipn on Friday 5th of July 2019 02:34:00 PM
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Phillipn
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1119
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Mouthwatering
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Phillipn
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1305
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Toilet paper size getting out of hand!
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I bought a pack of king size toilet paper which is 25% larger but they must have packed one economy roll. At least it's 4 ply!
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Whenarewethere
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7
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2044
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Married
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10 years ago today I married my best friend My wife is still very angry about it but me and Dave were drunk and thought it was really funny
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jebs
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1777
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What the best part of my body
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A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. A...
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Paintar
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1109
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Dentures and Bra Straps
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Paintar
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1
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1555
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Bonnie Prince Charlie
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The jokle is much the same as others, only the names have been changed.Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.The whole world was ag...
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JayDee
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1801
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Truckies Breakfast
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Truckies Breakfast... A truckie came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered...
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Baggie
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1753
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Typical.
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate g...irl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen cried a...
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1852
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