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Topless
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Phillipn
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1536
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Clowns
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Phillipn
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1115
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Mirror mirror on the wall
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A woman is looking at herself in front of the mirror, she says to her husband Ive got wrinkles, bags under my eyes and Im overweight.. tell me something good about myself..Husband replies Well... theres bugger all wrong with your eyesight.
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oldbloke
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1434
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another oldie
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could have been recent cricket as well
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Craig1
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1813
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Just Plain Dumb
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Idiots and guns..............
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Bobdown
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1
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1833
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Those Newspaper Headlines are Back...LOL
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Bobdown
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1842
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Dumb Ass vs Smart Ass
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Bobdown
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0
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1630
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cold in Canberra
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Craig1
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1661
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General knowledge test
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Which of the following names are you familiar with? 1 Monica Lewinski 2 Tony Blair 3 Robert Mugabe 4 Jeremy Corbyn 5 Jorge Bergoglio 6 Winnie Mandela 7 Vladimir Putin 8 ...
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Bobdown
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5
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1775
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Heap of jokes
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"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job" said my wife as I was checking my ticket. "Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my 57 Morris Minor". I replied. "Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up...
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fwdoz
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1326
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Olaf swenson
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Craig1
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1523
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Oldie but goodie
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"After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the Brits, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeo...
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oldbloke
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1365
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a collingwood mother
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The way the Pies are going,they will need this lot soon
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Craig1
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3
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Ribald Poem
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Don't be offended, it happens to the best of you Grey Nomads........... https://www.facebook.com/100002743617857/posts/2028262573941843?s=100007894200603&v=i&sfns=mo -- Edited by Bobdown on Thursday 1st of August 2019 11:34:19 AM
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Bobdown
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1802
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Hairdryer
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Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well ove...
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Bobdown
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0
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1590
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Best drunk
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Nevd
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1210
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A doctor and a truck driver
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A doctor and a truck driver...A doctor and a truck driver are both in love with a very beautiful woman named Sara and the competition is fierce. Right as the truck driver is starting to get in good with her, his company sends him on a week long job, but before he leaves he brings Sara 7 apples. She says "It'...
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Paintar
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942
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The Lone Ranger...
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Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tont...
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Des and Jane
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1228
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Wishful thinking Vs reality
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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the acci...
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skins
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1301
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Good news
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A man wakes up from surgery and is greeted by the doctor, who says "I'm sorry sir, but I have good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first?" The man sighs and says "I guess I would like to hear the bad news first doc." "Well the bad news" says the doctor "is that during the surgery we had to amputa...
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Bobdown
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