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Dirty Little Billy
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Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy."But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f*cking difference? " asks the father. "...
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Little Billy
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Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 1...
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A Busy Day
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Sorry could only get a Facebook link so deleted it. -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 11th of February 2019 08:56:00 AM
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Rob Driver
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1607
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Curious.
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A young man was strolling down the street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting: Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldnt. Then he spotted a small hole in the wood and put his eye to it. He just...
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1803
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Cooking lesson.
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One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off. The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her mother had done it...
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1498
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Dead parrot
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Dead parrot At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Umm, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your green and purple parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that wo...
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Fishing.
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It was pelting down with rain and a big puddle had formed out the front of a pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and began jiggling it up and down in the water. A young man, who was travelling through the town, stopped to ask what he was doing. "Fishing," replied the...
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1038
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New Mercedes.
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Is this also my weird sense of humour?...photo/caption...
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Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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2
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An Angel visited a woman
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An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I be...
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Paintar
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The Bus Driver
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Short video....well told joke.
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How to piss off -literally- a BMW owner....short MP4 video..
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Funny..it may be my weird sense of humour of course......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Medical problem.
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A woman goes to she her Gynecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" He asked. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vagina" she replied. So the Gynecologist puts her on the examination table to see the problem. He chuckled and said; "Those aren't postage...
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Speeding
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A man was travelling down a highway late one night, in a rush to meet his family who were waiting for him in a nearby city where they were holidaying. A policeman noticed how fast he was going and pulled him over. "Are you aware of how fast you're going?" the policeman asked. "Yes I am, I'm trying to escape a...
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Donkey
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A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died. Well, then, just give me my money back, the man said. Cant do that. I went and spent it already, replied th...
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Golf
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A priest, a doctor and an engineer are enjoying a weekend away together and decide to play a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the groundskeeper for an explanation. "That's a group of blind firefighters," the groundskeeper repli...
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'The Fly'....Joke well told by an amateur...*tad crude I guess*...short MP4 video....
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Tad crude...well told by an amateur...bet it gets told round someone's next Happy Hour, if they can remember it..Lmao...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Fridge magnet
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Ostrich.
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A man and an ostrich who were travelling together along a highway entered a restaurant. As they sat down the waitress asked for their orders. "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," the man replied. The waitress then turned to the ostrich and asked the same question. To which the ostrich replied: "I'll have...
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Nympho Convention Lecturer
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A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him."Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or va...
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fwdoz
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