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Hey Jude
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A friend of mine, who has a stutter, was telling us about his nana. By the time he was finished we were all singing Hey Jude
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This weeks jokes
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A teacher asked her class to name things that ended with 'tor', that ate things. The first little boy said "Alligator". "Very good James, that's a big word". The second boy said "Predator". "Yes, that's another big word, Josh. Very well done". Little Johnny says "Vibrator". After nearly falling off...
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Spring
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Well, it could be another 2-3 wweks
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Diary farmers forum.Artificial breeding ..
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A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is...
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hows your day
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this could be you, travellin cats
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My Neighbour
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Ma and Pa Kettle do maths
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-- Edited by KevinJ on Tuesday 27th of August 2019 05:44:10 PM
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Salary Raise
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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I wo...
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Country Doctor
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A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the community would become used to their new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick...
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Classic Golden Girls
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A mixed bag of jokes
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63 people died in Bradford this morning.It was thought to be a terrorist attack at first, a bunk bed collapsed..The police are blaming AL IKEA Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take. Police stopped a man in his trans...
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Lost access code
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Only skilled people can open this file.......once you succeed to open this file, you will find names of the people who have managed open this....... now it is your turn! A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his access code. However, he did remember five clues. These are the cl...
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watch or tell
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what would you do? -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 6th of August 2019 05:13:08 PM
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She talks a lot........
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Woman wanted
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Ambidextrous Golfing
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A group of men live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. One of them transfers to another city and they're lost without him.A new woman joins their club. When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next w...
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Bad BMW
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US Navy
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Becky demolishes her school
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Saw this on the box the other night......thought it was funny
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The Vicar of DibleyThe final end scene in the 2007 special episode featured a joke from Geraldine (Dawn French) and Alice (Emma Chambers) A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him to the pub for his first pint. He takes a sip and BOOM - h...
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