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Kuringai Police
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While patrolling the local area, police came across an elderly female driver who was driving and knitting at the same time. Police activated their lights and sirens, but the driver didn't stop. She continued driving. The police pulled up beside her and the observer wound his window down, indicatin...
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Authority!
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A DEA officer stopped at a farm and said: I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs. The woman who owned the farm answered: Okay, but dont go in that field over there. The DEA officer exploded and said: Maam, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! He reached into his pocket, pu...
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Lazy
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Removed.
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Removed. -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 5th of March 2019 03:47:06 PM
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Bartender
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Close shave.
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Some brain teasers
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What are these: there are 8 pictures, look carefully before reading answers. A Pool Table Tap Dancers Card Shark ...
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No idea.
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Two men who had been friends for years got together for lunch one day. Mike, Im in a terrible pickle, the first man stated. Im strapped for cash, my rent is due tomorrow and I havent the slightest idea where Im going to get it from! Well, thats good to hear, answered Mike with a smile. I was afraid you might h...
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The way most of us Grey Nomads would like to go....?....!
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and...we have our asbestos money belts ready in the event of any eventuality....Lol..Hoo Roo
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Removed..by Poster
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Removed, by Poster. -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of March 2019 11:44:02 PM
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Important.
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A woman parked her car out the front of Parliament House. She turned to a man standing near her on the curb and said, Listen, Im only going to be a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run inside? What? the man huffed. Do you know who I am? Do you realise I am a very important politician? Oh no, I di...
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Bingo!......photo
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Help in the kitchen.
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Chicken breast
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Short Nandos ad that didn't make on TV
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What do you want?
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A couple were house sitting for their daughter in another state. The man was sitting on the couch watching television when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love?" she said. "Chicken, beef or lamb?" "Thank you, dear," the man replied. "I think I'll have chi...
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Thoughts about beer
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it. If I didn't drink this beer, they...
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Singing wife
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbours can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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Lucky boy
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Snake 2
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Be honest... how many of you got a fright, wet their pants, had a heart attack when they saw the Snake video? Some Jerk got me a beauty, so I thought I'd share it with you GN's, only 2 of you commented. Most of you would probably forward it on to get someone else......it's only human nature, ha ha Cheers Bob...
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A few Cartoons/jokes
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