Just Joking

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two women went on a girls night out, and got slightly carried away with the ****tails.Drunk and walking home, they realised they both needed to pee.They were near a graveyard and one suggested they do their business behind a headstone.The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panti...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite embarrassed but whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.The teacher told him t...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Yep, can remember doing this many a time on the farm

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need.In His Wisdom He made seniors l...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishesand house cleaning.It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a cleanhouse and dishes washed and put away.The second man married a Thai. He...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

is at his dying church members bedThe preacher is talking to the man, saying how he will say a prayer for his quick healing when all of a sudden the man begins to attempt to tell him somethingThe man motions with his hand so the pastor steps closer "What is it? What do you need?" The pastor askedThe man look...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her car, found four malesin the act of leaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags ...and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!Get out of the car - NOW!"The four men d...

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Gundog · Gundog

Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Metaphors. (Metaphors who?) Metaphors be with you, this Star Wars Day! Did you hear that your local KFC will be celebrating Star Wars Day on May 4th with an Anakin special? It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing. What happens if you celebrate Star W...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.The waiting room was filled with patients.As I approached the receptionists desk,I noticed that she was a large...

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Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty.""That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?" Finnegin: "My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it."Keenan: "What on earth is...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife).1. If I like it - It's mine.2. If it's in my hand - It's mine.3. If I can take it from you - It's mine.4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine.5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours.6. If it looks like mine - It's mine.7. If I'm doing or building so...

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	Remember (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	491	07:53 PM May 31, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Two women.. (Preview) Two women went on a girls night out, and got slightly carried away with the ****tails.Drunk and walking home, they realised they both needed to pee.They were near a graveyard and one suggested they do their business behind a headstone.The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panti...	aussie_paul	0	458	07:45 PM May 31, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A teacher.. (Preview) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite embarrassed but whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.The teacher told him t...	aussie_paul	0	408	07:43 PM May 31, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Two timing (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	472	07:14 PM May 31, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	When the world wasn't so soft (Preview) Yep, can remember doing this many a time on the farm	Southern Cruizer	0	570	07:51 PM May 29, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	God's plan for aging.. (Preview) Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need.In His Wisdom He made seniors l...	aussie_paul	2	597	11:49 AM May 29, 2024 by grahos
	Three friends.. (Preview) Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishesand house cleaning.It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a cleanhouse and dishes washed and put away.The second man married a Thai. He...	aussie_paul	0	441	09:10 PM May 28, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Lavatory on a plane (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	582	08:05 PM May 27, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	A Preacher.. (Preview) is at his dying church members bedThe preacher is talking to the man, saying how he will say a prayer for his quick healing when all of a sudden the man begins to attempt to tell him somethingThe man motions with his hand so the pastor steps closer "What is it? What do you need?" The pastor askedThe man look...	aussie_paul	0	448	07:56 PM May 27, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The Nice Man Became Impatient (Preview) A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...	aussie_paul	0	422	07:53 PM May 27, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Gangsta Nanny.. (Preview) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her car, found four malesin the act of leaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags ...and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!Get out of the car - NOW!"The four men d...	aussie_paul	0	378	07:50 PM May 27, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A cabbie.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	586	08:39 PM May 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Back up system (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	479	08:37 PM May 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Chcolate.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	411	08:36 PM May 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	May the 4th Be With You! Star Wars Funnies (Preview) Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Metaphors. (Metaphors who?) Metaphors be with you, this Star Wars Day! Did you hear that your local KFC will be celebrating Star Wars Day on May 4th with an Anakin special? It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing. What happens if you celebrate Star W...	Gundog	0	527	10:42 AM May 24, 2024 by Gundog
	Yesterday.. (Preview) Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.The waiting room was filled with patients.As I approached the receptionists desk,I noticed that she was a large...	aussie_paul	1	785	06:36 AM May 22, 2024 by Possum3
	Village flasher.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	668	06:44 PM May 21, 2024 by aussie_paul
	!!!!!!!!! 🙂 🙂 (Preview) Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty.""That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?" Finnegin: "My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it."Keenan: "What on earth is...	aussie_paul	0	721	06:34 PM May 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Possession (Preview) Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife).1. If I like it - It's mine.2. If it's in my hand - It's mine.3. If I can take it from you - It's mine.4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine.5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours.6. If it looks like mine - It's mine.7. If I'm doing or building so...	aussie_paul	0	551	06:32 PM May 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	John.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	538	06:17 PM May 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
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