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Wit and Wisdom
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Do you remember the days when folks would do without what they couldn't afford? Yawning is opening your mouth and wishing that others would shut theirs. You can always tell an egoist, but you can't tell him much. Some people take a holiday to get away from their problems. Others take the family with th...
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A young man..
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...
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How to measure current in fibre optic cables
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https://www.amazon.com.au/CP-05-Clamp-Current-200KHz-Oscilloscope/dp/B098JGN8BR
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Ouch!
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Today's society..
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An atheist..
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An atheist was walking through the woods one dayAn atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals", he said to himself.As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot Bear c...
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M98ssing child..
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Two businessmen..
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Why We Love Children..
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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' A woman was trying hard to get th...
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Donating old clothes..
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One day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why don't you just thrown t...
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Stuff that will keep you awake at night..
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-What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.-...
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Sorry to the blonde folk out there..
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Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV.The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You know...
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Learn Chinese..
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Up..
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Political correctness..
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Cowboy Wisdom
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Southern Cruizer
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Last words..
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What the Teacher Really Means (I guess the teachers among you will relate to this one)
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What the teacher says. (And what the teacher really means.) 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test.) 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minu...
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Next Class Reunion
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I asked..
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