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A few Cartoons/jokes
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What Is Worse
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she the...
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Sale price.
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Snake
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Wishing and hoping
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My New Neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the do...
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Two crocodiles.
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, sa...
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I Try and keep an open mind on Gender Diversity....photo.
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I just don't know sometimes the direction of the transitioning.....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 26th of February 2019 09:51:00 PM
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Impressing the new InLaws.....short MP4 Vid.
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Better out than in......Hoo Roo
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Topical
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Importance of Original Knowledge Principle #1: Don't trust retellers, get hold of the original sources.A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.So, the...
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Wakey....wakey.....short MP4 vid.
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..another subtle British Humour.Hoo Roo
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Missing silver plate.
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A woman went away for the weekend to visit her son. He lived with a female roommate. When she arrived they all sat down for a nice dinner together. During the course of the meal, the woman couldn't help but notice how pretty her son's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between th...
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Ring her again....ring her again....ring her again!...short MP4 video.
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Ring her again...and again...and again......and......Hoo Roo
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SMS
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I'll just leave this here. Lol -- Edited by oldbloke on Sunday 24th of February 2019 05:27:04 PM
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Talking dog.
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A bloke sees an Ad for a talking dog for free, and being a bit lonely thinks it would be good company to talk to.He goes around to house and the man says "he's out the back, go and have a look for yourself"So he sees the dog and says "So you can talk?"The dog says "Yes, have you been to France, it great over there...
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Funny ....not a word spoken
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A visit from the Welfare officials
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A ninety-year-old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done"....
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Men won't say ........
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Blonde golfer
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A blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Bill Shorten. Bill quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Bill Shorten and I hope you'll vote Labor in t...
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For a dollar Granpa......
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Daughter & the boyfriend
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A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend's house and the girlfriend said to her mum "Mum, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mum says "Okay honey, you kids have fun". When they are in the room, the mum hears "Baby baby baby oh!" The mum walks to the door and ask "What the hell is...
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