Just Joking

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Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes alittle math's test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat's easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Have y...

Possum3 · Possum3

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interview...

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I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please. A few...

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A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife. "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies. "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. He...

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A Scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit "How many children?" asks the welfare officer "Ten" replies the Scouse girl "Ten?" says the welfare worker "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" "Doesn't t...

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On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candle-light, he put on some soft background musi...

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Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your ass...

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An older man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. I dont think you understand, the old ma...

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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping... at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the ro...

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Russ Buttacovoli, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Russ, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight...

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I thought this was well done ..

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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.One of them says to the bartender,"Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. Im John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian draft beers please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make pol...

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A young guy from Idaho moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sa...les experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Idaho." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd giv...

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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks.... 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him...

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	Paddy (Preview) Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes alittle math's test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat's easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Have y...	Possum3	0	1693	10:47 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Job interview. (Preview) Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interview...	Possum3	0	1523	10:45 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Girlfriend left. (Preview) I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please. A few...	Possum3	0	1387	09:49 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Raffle. (Preview) A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife. "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies. "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. He...	Possum3	0	1172	09:36 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Scouse girl. (Preview) A Scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit "How many children?" asks the welfare officer "Ten" replies the Scouse girl "Ten?" says the welfare worker "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" "Doesn't t...	Possum3	0	1508	09:59 PM May 19, 2019 by Possum3
	AIDS Carriers. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1602	01:27 PM May 19, 2019 by Possum3
	Poor Gazza (Preview)	Craig1	0	1283	05:39 PM May 18, 2019 by Craig1
	How to handle a divorce (Preview) On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candle-light, he put on some soft background musi...	fwdoz	0	1345	11:28 AM May 16, 2019 by fwdoz
	Gift for wife. (Preview) Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your ass...	Possum3	0	1508	10:50 AM May 16, 2019 by Possum3
	At the bank (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1185	05:48 PM May 15, 2019 by Bobdown
	The Horse. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1554	08:27 PM May 14, 2019 by Possum3
	Todays funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1829	11:28 AM May 14, 2019 by Bobdown
	Very special ring. (Preview) An older man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. I dont think you understand, the old ma...	Possum3	0	1758	10:24 AM May 14, 2019 by Possum3
	Irate woman driver. (Preview) A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping... at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the ro...	Possum3	0	1142	08:38 AM May 14, 2019 by Possum3
	New Burger. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1374	09:36 PM May 13, 2019 by Possum3
	The Italian Golfer (Preview) Russ Buttacovoli, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Russ, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight...	Bobdown	0	1455	02:09 PM May 13, 2019 by Bobdown
	IF ONLY ! (Preview) I thought this was well done ..	biggles2	3	1454	09:31 AM May 13, 2019 by Grandad5
	Politically incorrect (Preview) Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.One of them says to the bartender,"Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. Im John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian draft beers please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make pol...	Bobdown	0	1405	09:05 PM May 12, 2019 by Bobdown
	New Salesman. (Preview) A young guy from Idaho moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sa...les experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Idaho." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd giv...	Possum3	0	1638	05:53 PM May 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Fred. (Preview) An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks.... 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him...	Possum3	0	1442	05:23 PM May 11, 2019 by Possum3
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