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Thoughtful
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the men is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, Wow, that is the m...
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The Skunk
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Dont read on if you are easily offended We have bought this pet skunk. The wife and I took it for walks every day. One day we came to this bar which had a big sign saying "No pets allowed" she turned to me and said. "What shall we do about the pet skunk? "I replied "Shove it down your panties, no one will know. "...
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Always Mother.
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A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks, "Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?' The Mother in law replys. It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey. "Good replies the woman". "Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"
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Blonde time
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A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers. The brunette said Ď slept with a Brazilian, last year. The blond retorted "You slut!" "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
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The history of the entire world in one photo...xxxx rated.
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Sign language
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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he cant find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She cant hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure what he m...
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Rabbit.
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A man was driving along a highway while on holiday when he saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately it jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road a...
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The face you make...
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Collingwood - important info
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Important information for all Collingwood supporters going to the game next sat; dole payments will be available as cash advances outside gates 4,7 and 8. A temporary parole office will be set up near gate 3. An amnesty will be available for stolen vehicles that can be left in the carpark after the...
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Mugged...
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The Warrnambool Wombat
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I was late in adding this to another posting recently & was thinking that it may have moved on before being seen by the general membership. I have a warped sense of humour & it seemed one of the characters (Phil) did too! On the first view it appeared there "really" was a hole in the railway br...
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Heart warming story...
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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day inhis despair, he decided to commit suicide.He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building tojump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this mandown on the sidew...
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Bad luck...
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Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 24th of September 2018 09:54:49 PM
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Another lol one.
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Lucky so far
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Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old but, they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Billy goes to Lucy's mother to tell her they want to get married.Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mrs. Smith replies, "Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?...
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The Shoplifter
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A cranky older woman in her senior years was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.She complained and criticised everything and everyone throughout the process.When she app...
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The Crowded Train
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It was just after the end of the second world war and a US Marine was traveling across France by train to board his ship for home.The train was quite crowded and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle....
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New Password
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WINDOWS:Please enter your new password.USER :CabbageWINDOWS:Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.USER:Boiled cabbageWINDOWS:Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.USER:1 boiled cabbageWINDOWS:Sorry, the password cannot have blank spacesUSER:50damn...
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lol...
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The hunter.
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A father goes hunting for his family. He kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they wont tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The father says: Well, its what Mummy calls me sometimes. The little girl screams to her brot...
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