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Chicken & Horse
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse who loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into some quicksand and began to sink. Scared for is life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help. Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he sear...
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1755
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Golf Panties.
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The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied. The Sw...
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0
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1476
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Surgeon Son.
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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. Yes, Dad, what is it? the son asked. Dont be nervous, son, the father smiled. Do your best and just r...
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0
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1461
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Some great comebacks
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In an interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His answer was classic Schwarzkopf. The General said, "I believe that forgiving the...
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Giggleswick
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1467
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Priest and the Bookie.
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A Jewish bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and bless the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, ... that horse - a long shot - won the race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto...
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0
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1314
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Art.
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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery rea...
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1249
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Help.
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A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded on...
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0
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977
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Circumcised.
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Possum3
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0
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1135
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When did you say?
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1
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1442
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Medical procedure.
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Two blokes are in hospital,laid in beds waiting to go into theatre. One says to the other "What you in for"? The other replies "Endoscopy" "What's that then"? the first bloke asks."... They'll send a camera down my throat into my stomach and look for things like ulcers etc, what you in for"? replies the...
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1339
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Employee Payments.
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An old man named John owned a small farm. One day, a government official claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and went out to interview him. I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them, he demanded of the farmer. Well, replied old John. Theres my farm hand whos been with me for t...
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1093
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THE DESERT ISLAND.
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A Welshman washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch th...
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1262
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Morning Sex.
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1509
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Flight Attendant.
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane sh...
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1389
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There is some bull in this story
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Very funny! My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs smiled and said, "He mated 50 ti...
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JayDee
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1784
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Man is smarter than Lady
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Woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, -"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me." and hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the...
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JayDee
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2001
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Ladies golf.
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Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she r...
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Possum3
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0
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1561
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Online Shopping
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Bobdown
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2133
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Environmentally sensitive area
(Preview)
Environmentally sensitive area keep out!
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Whenarewethere
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1
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1933
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Irish Baker.
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0
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1923
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