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Man's best friend.......just joking girls
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Why Some Men have Dogs and Not Wives d 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your...
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Siri
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I asked Siri what women want. She hasn't shut up for 3 days.
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Can you teach kids to cook?
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Ain't Bubba.
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!!!!! Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, Yup, h...
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More British Humour
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It was predicted.
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Quick thinking.
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A woman walked into the emergency room with a fish bone caught in her throat. A nurse sat her down in a wheelchair and wheeled her off toward an examination room. When they reached the top of a ramp, the nurse stumbled and accidentally let go of the wheelchair. The lady flew down the ramp and hit the rail at...
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Divorce
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Mickey Mouse is speaking with his lawyer and his lawyer says,"I'm sorry Mickey but you can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's incredibly silly." To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's 'incredibly silly', I said... "She's fu#@ing Goofy!"
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Blonde patient.
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A blonde woman went to the doctor for her yearly check-up. The doctor said there seemed to be a slight heart problem and advised her to take some pills for two weeks and then come back. Most importantly of all, dont climb any stairs, advised the doctor. But we have a two-storey house, protested the patie...
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Dave Allen on Oz
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Taking the Pi55...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdVXn8a5k0Q
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Dave Allen
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Makes me feel like having a smoke........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FweG226aiw
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Old English Humour
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Proof required.
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A man went to the hospital for his colonoscopy. When he woke up, he asked the doctor if there had been anything unusual about the results. Nothing at all, said the doctor. Its just a routine check and there were no issues or obstructions. Great, said the man. Now, can you write a note for my wife to tell her...
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Possesion.
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Three Virgin Sisters
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Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period.Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise tosend a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital sex. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two...
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Ageing
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Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooter...
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Hearing Aid.
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Trump's Wall
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Singles Ad
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The Outback Aussie Dunny
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THE AUSSIE DUNNY POEM Only those who have used a bush toilet would fully appreciate this. The service station trade was slow The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and hardwood stick Piled shavings on the ground. No "all mod cons" did they have there. A log across the rill Led to a shack, marke...
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