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The lazy bull
(Preview)
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend "All that bull does is eat grass. Won't even look at a cow". "Take him to the vet" his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happier. "The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!" he told his pal. "Then he broke through...
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fwdoz
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1367
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Walkie Talkie
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Possum3
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0
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1506
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Say Cheese
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Bobdown
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1
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1563
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British animal voiceovers
(Preview)
Watch and listen a couple of times.....
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Bobdown
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1326
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Old Fashioned Romance
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Bobdown
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1490
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Great Philosopher Quotes
(Preview)
Some funny..... some true
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Bobdown
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2
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1537
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6 Easy Exercises
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Possum3
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0
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1534
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The Draft
(Preview)
Drafting blokes over 60....I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join...
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rgren2
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1601
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It was me.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1533
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Famous quotations
(Preview)
- Charlie Chaplin - Harpo Marx - Marcel Marceau
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dorian
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4
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1314
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Bush poet
(Preview)
Good one from Bill Kearns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8qNTEong0
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Bobdown
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0
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1424
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SARCASM AT ITS BEST!
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings. "The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns t...
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Paintar
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1294
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Politically Incorrect for International Women's Day
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LLD
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1378
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Things to think about.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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2
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1671
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Drink.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1422
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Can't sleep.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1721
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How long?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1603
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Chinese Droving
(Preview)
Not all it's quacked up to be...lol
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Bobdown
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2
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1830
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Kuringai Police
(Preview)
While patrolling the local area, police came across an elderly female driver who was driving and knitting at the same time. Police activated their lights and sirens, but the driver didn't stop. She continued driving. The police pulled up beside her and the observer wound his window down, indicatin...
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Possum3
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1427
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Authority!
(Preview)
A DEA officer stopped at a farm and said: I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs. The woman who owned the farm answered: Okay, but dont go in that field over there. The DEA officer exploded and said: Maam, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! He reached into his pocket, pu...
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Possum3
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1542
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