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Large bet.
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An elderly woman walked into the Commonwealth Bank one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employ...
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1615
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Sneeze.
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1404
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Medical condition.
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A man walked into a doctors office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied: Shingles.So she wrote down his name, address and phone number and told him to have a seat.Fifteen minutes later a nurse came out and asked the man what he had. The man said: Shingles.So she wrote down his height, we...
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1733
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Boring job?
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1523
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What Causes Arthritis?
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A drunk who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to...
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1455
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Police Dog.
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained tha...
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1696
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Veet hair removal for men. Copy & Paste from another site
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. ... After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put m...
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966
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Cough up your last Penny
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A lady and her 7-year-old son are eating in a restaurant. In a moment of playfulness, the boy swallows a coin and chokes. The mother tries slapping his back, rubbing his neck, shaking him hard and everything she could think of, without success. The boy begins to turn blue. The desperate mother start...
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Paintar
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1449
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BIOLOGY EXAM:
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.... However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formu...
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1196
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The Boss
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Bobdown
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1274
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Couple more.
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1370
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Milk.
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1095
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The Happy pig.
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1620
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Dead cat.
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1402
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Good old days.
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1396
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Old Geezer Medicine.
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment... for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Mr "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this...
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1213
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Goodbye.
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1360
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Husband home early.
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1429
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Truckie and a Emu.
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A truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a co...ke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' - 'Sounds great, the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'Th...
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1074
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Hurts.
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1668
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