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Lamboghini..
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My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamboghini, I said , " wow , that's an amazing car "! He replied , " If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year "
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Fairy tales..
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Bossy..
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SEENAGER..
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I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work.I get an allowance (pensions).I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew.I have a drivers license and my own car.I have ID that gets me into bars.The people I hang around wit...
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Lessons
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Harold..
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher!!
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Woman's word..
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wife left..
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wife left.A man in his forties bought a new convertible car and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 100km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind hi...
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wife left..
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wife left.A man in his forties bought a new convertible car and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 100km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind hi...
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Poor Dave..
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Sniffer Dog
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Southern Cruizer
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What..
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Apologies to our female members.
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DID NOAh FISH?
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DID NOAh FISH?A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?""No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
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Kevin..
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British humour.
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I hope these dont offend the gentle people on here.
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Cat Food
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A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - an...
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My wife..
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The Subway
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The SubwayTwo drunks are walking around Melbourne when one suddenly disappears down the subway. His mate walks around for a few hours and finally finds his mate coming up out of a subway. Where the hell have you been? asks the guy waiting on the street. Down in some guys cellar and you should see the trai...
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Putting Your Affairs In Order.......
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The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've got some Bad news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebra...
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I too..
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