Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman parked her car out the front of Parliament House. She turned to a man standing near her on the curb and said, Listen, Im only going to be a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run inside? What? the man huffed. Do you know who I am? Do you realise I am a very important politician? Oh no, I di...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Short Nandos ad that didn't make on TV

Possum3 · Possum3

A couple were house sitting for their daughter in another state. The man was sitting on the couch watching television when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love?" she said. "Chicken, beef or lamb?" "Thank you, dear," the man replied. "I think I'll have chi...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it. If I didn't drink this beer, they...

fwdoz · fwdoz

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbours can see there's no domestic violence going on.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Very funny ending....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Be honest... how many of you got a fright, wet their pants, had a heart attack when they saw the Snake video? Some Jerk got me a beauty, so I thought I'd share it with you GN's, only 2 of you commented. Most of you would probably forward it on to get someone else......it's only human nature, ha ha Cheers Bob...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Backpacker....ha ha

Bobdown · Bobdown

My New Neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the do...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, sa...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I just don't know sometimes the direction of the transitioning.....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 26th of February 2019 09:51:00 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Better out than in......Hoo Roo

rgren2 · rgren2

Importance of Original Knowledge Principle #1: Don't trust retellers, get hold of the original sources.A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.So, the...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..another subtle British Humour.Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman went away for the weekend to visit her son. He lived with a female roommate. When she arrived they all sat down for a nice dinner together. During the course of the meal, the woman couldn't help but notice how pretty her son's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between th...

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	Important. (Preview) A woman parked her car out the front of Parliament House. She turned to a man standing near her on the curb and said, Listen, Im only going to be a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run inside? What? the man huffed. Do you know who I am? Do you realise I am a very important politician? Oh no, I di...	Possum3	0	987	04:42 PM Mar 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Bingo!......photo (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	1240	03:10 PM Mar 3, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Help in the kitchen. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1301	01:39 PM Mar 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Chicken breast (Preview) Short Nandos ad that didn't make on TV	Bobdown	1	1233	11:04 AM Mar 3, 2019 by Extraordinary Rendition
	What do you want? (Preview) A couple were house sitting for their daughter in another state. The man was sitting on the couch watching television when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love?" she said. "Chicken, beef or lamb?" "Thank you, dear," the man replied. "I think I'll have chi...	Possum3	0	979	10:00 AM Mar 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Thoughts about beer (Preview) Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it. If I didn't drink this beer, they...	fwdoz	3	1363	10:25 AM Mar 2, 2019 by Hendo
	Singing wife (Preview) When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbours can see there's no domestic violence going on.	fwdoz	0	1261	12:07 PM Mar 1, 2019 by fwdoz
	Lucky boy (Preview) Very funny ending....	Bobdown	1	1403	02:34 PM Feb 28, 2019 by Dougwe
	Snake 2 (Preview) Be honest... how many of you got a fright, wet their pants, had a heart attack when they saw the Snake video? Some Jerk got me a beauty, so I thought I'd share it with you GN's, only 2 of you commented. Most of you would probably forward it on to get someone else......it's only human nature, ha ha Cheers Bob...	Bobdown	5	1955	02:29 PM Feb 28, 2019 by Dougwe
	A few Cartoons/jokes (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1325	07:53 PM Feb 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	What Is Worse (Preview) I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she the...	Sarco Harris	1	1465	04:53 PM Feb 27, 2019 by LLD
	Sale price. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1332	04:50 PM Feb 27, 2019 by LLD
	Snake (Preview) Backpacker....ha ha	Bobdown	2	1518	03:40 PM Feb 27, 2019 by bowiebd
	Wishing and hoping (Preview) My New Neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the do...	Bobdown	0	1100	11:32 AM Feb 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Two crocodiles. (Preview) Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, sa...	Possum3	0	968	08:24 AM Feb 27, 2019 by Possum3
	I Try and keep an open mind on Gender Diversity....photo. (Preview) I just don't know sometimes the direction of the transitioning.....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 26th of February 2019 09:51:00 PM	Goldfinger	1	1281	01:59 AM Feb 27, 2019 by Greg 1
	Impressing the new InLaws.....short MP4 Vid. (Preview) Better out than in......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	653	09:42 PM Feb 26, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Topical (Preview) Importance of Original Knowledge Principle #1: Don't trust retellers, get hold of the original sources.A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.So, the...	rgren2	0	1582	12:12 PM Feb 26, 2019 by rgren2
	Wakey....wakey.....short MP4 vid. (Preview) ..another subtle British Humour.Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1077	11:22 AM Feb 26, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Missing silver plate. (Preview) A woman went away for the weekend to visit her son. He lived with a female roommate. When she arrived they all sat down for a nice dinner together. During the course of the meal, the woman couldn't help but notice how pretty her son's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between th...	Possum3	0	1560	10:06 AM Feb 26, 2019 by Possum3
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