Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

An elderly couple returning from holiday cross the US/Canada border. The customs officer asks the man a question. The man's wife asks her husband what the officer said. "He wants to know if we bought anything," the man replies. The customs officer then asks the man where he is from. He answers "Toront...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old man wants to take up a sport, so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his doctor asks him how hes doing. Its going well, the man says. When Im on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me, my brain immediately says, To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back! Thats great, h...

Paintar · Paintar

What a beautiful answer.! Comparison between two "Generations" A youngster asked his father : How did you people live before with: No access to technology No aeroplanes No internet No computers No dramas No TVs No air cons No cars No mobile phones? Dad replied : "Just...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Since Serena Williams is getting some press, thought I might throw this one in: Serena Williams was in Sears. She was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were white. So, the clerk called the store manager, who asked "What's the problem here, Ms Williams? Serena pointed at t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A young man and his boss board a train headed through the mountains. They can't find anywhere to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious the young woman and the young man are interested in each other. Soon the train passes into a t...

Dickodownunder · Dickodownunder

The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race andit won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in therace again and it won again. The local paper read:PASTOR'SASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter...

Possum3 · Possum3

An elderly woman with some memory problems called emergency services to report that her car had been broken into. She was hysterical when she explained her situation to the dispatcher. Theyve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator, she said frantically. Th...

fwdoz · fwdoz

The wife shouted at me the other day: "We never talk, we live like strangers in the same house. All you do is watch your stupid rugby on TV and drink your damn beer! You show absolutely zero interest in me!" I said "That's not true honey, I know you well, I love you!" Rather unexpectedly (and regrettably fo...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A man goes to his doctors and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?" "Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the tri...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

40 Aboriginals arrive at the Pearly Gates St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 Aboriginals here. Can I let them in?' God says 'We are over the quota on Abos. Go out and tell them to choose Between them which are the 12 most worthy, And I will let just the dozen in.' ...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Pete49 · Pete49

Australian Rules Football.Take a field and place four goalposts each end, two long ones in the centre and two shorter ones outside as the players who throw or kick the ball can be somewhat challenged when it comes to accuracy and to save their egos get a lesser score for a near miss.There are 18 players o...

Possum3 · Possum3

NASA decided to send three astronauts to space for three years. The astronauts were not allowed back to earth for the entire three years but they were all allowed to take 95 kilograms of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to take his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to spe...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?" "Yes I know," replied the woman. "I need bo...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the men is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, Wow, that is the m...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Dont read on if you are easily offended We have bought this pet skunk. The wife and I took it for walks every day. One day we came to this bar which had a big sign saying "No pets allowed" she turned to me and said. "What shall we do about the pet skunk? "I replied "Shove it down your panties, no one will know. "...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks, "Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?' The Mother in law replys. It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey. "Good replies the woman". "Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"

Possum3 · Possum3

A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers. The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year. The blond retorted "You slut!" "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

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	Toronto. (Preview) An elderly couple returning from holiday cross the US/Canada border. The customs officer asks the man a question. The man's wife asks her husband what the officer said. "He wants to know if we bought anything," the man replies. The customs officer then asks the man where he is from. He answers "Toront...	Possum3	0	816	04:28 PM Oct 7, 2018 by Possum3
	Tennis. (Preview) An old man wants to take up a sport, so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his doctor asks him how hes doing. Its going well, the man says. When Im on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me, my brain immediately says, To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back! Thats great, h...	Possum3	0	813	04:18 PM Oct 7, 2018 by Possum3
	The way it used to be (Preview) What a beautiful answer.! Comparison between two "Generations" A youngster asked his father : How did you people live before with: No access to technology No aeroplanes No internet No computers No dramas No TVs No air cons No cars No mobile phones? Dad replied : "Just...	Paintar	0	730	08:07 PM Oct 6, 2018 by Paintar
	Washing machines (Preview) Since Serena Williams is getting some press, thought I might throw this one in: Serena Williams was in Sears. She was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were white. So, the clerk called the store manager, who asked "What's the problem here, Ms Williams? Serena pointed at t...	fwdoz	1	967	11:11 AM Oct 6, 2018 by Bryan
	Train ride. (Preview) A young man and his boss board a train headed through the mountains. They can't find anywhere to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious the young woman and the young man are interested in each other. Soon the train passes into a t...	Possum3	0	884	05:43 PM Oct 5, 2018 by Possum3
	The Pastors Ass (Preview) The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race andit won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in therace again and it won again. The local paper read:PASTOR'SASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter...	Dickodownunder	0	673	04:14 PM Oct 5, 2018 by Dickodownunder
	Stolen. (Preview) An elderly woman with some memory problems called emergency services to report that her car had been broken into. She was hysterical when she explained her situation to the dispatcher. Theyve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator, she said frantically. Th...	Possum3	0	743	03:58 PM Oct 5, 2018 by Possum3
	What is her favourite? (Preview) The wife shouted at me the other day: "We never talk, we live like strangers in the same house. All you do is watch your stupid rugby on TV and drink your damn beer! You show absolutely zero interest in me!" I said "That's not true honey, I know you well, I love you!" Rather unexpectedly (and regrettably fo...	fwdoz	0	785	08:37 AM Oct 5, 2018 by fwdoz
	Visit to the Doctor (Preview) A man goes to his doctors and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?" "Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the tri...	fwdoz	0	686	08:35 AM Oct 5, 2018 by fwdoz
	Pearly gate problem... (Preview) 40 Aboriginals arrive at the Pearly Gates St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 Aboriginals here. Can I let them in?' God says 'We are over the quota on Abos. Go out and tell them to choose Between them which are the 12 most worthy, And I will let just the dozen in.' ...	aussie_paul	3	829	08:30 PM Oct 4, 2018 by rockylizard
	Motorcycle gangs.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	739	02:29 PM Oct 4, 2018 by aussie_paul
	AFL explained (Preview) Australian Rules Football.Take a field and place four goalposts each end, two long ones in the centre and two shorter ones outside as the players who throw or kick the ball can be somewhat challenged when it comes to accuracy and to save their egos get a lesser score for a near miss.There are 18 players o...	Pete49	6	902	08:21 AM Oct 4, 2018 by The Travelling Dillberries
	3 Astronauts (Preview) NASA decided to send three astronauts to space for three years. The astronauts were not allowed back to earth for the entire three years but they were all allowed to take 95 kilograms of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to take his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to spe...	Possum3	1	795	07:41 AM Oct 4, 2018 by Blues Man
	Eggs???? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	980	03:55 PM Oct 3, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Old vs New. (Preview) An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?" "Yes I know," replied the woman. "I need bo...	Possum3	0	940	07:33 PM Oct 2, 2018 by Possum3
	Thoughtful (Preview) A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the men is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, Wow, that is the m...	Possum3	0	633	04:31 PM Oct 2, 2018 by Possum3
	The Skunk (Preview) Dont read on if you are easily offended We have bought this pet skunk. The wife and I took it for walks every day. One day we came to this bar which had a big sign saying "No pets allowed" she turned to me and said. "What shall we do about the pet skunk? "I replied "Shove it down your panties, no one will know. "...	fwdoz	2	832	06:11 PM Oct 1, 2018 by fwdoz
	Always Mother. (Preview) A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks, "Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?' The Mother in law replys. It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey. "Good replies the woman". "Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"	Possum3	0	790	10:22 AM Oct 1, 2018 by Possum3
	Blonde time (Preview) A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers. The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year. The blond retorted "You slut!" "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"	Possum3	0	680	10:13 AM Oct 1, 2018 by Possum3
	The history of the entire world in one photo...xxxx rated. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	6	1199	10:06 AM Sep 30, 2018 by Blues Man
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