Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A farmer was in an accident with a trucking company and finally decided his injuries were serious enough to take the company to court. In court, the trucking companys lawyer was questioning the farmer and asked, Didnt you say at the scene of the accident, Im fine? The farmer responded, Well let me tell...

Possum3 · Possum3

biggles2 · biggles2

better luck this time with it .. !

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A house in a small town caught fire so the local fire department was called to put it out. However, the fire was far too much for the department to handle on their own so someone suggested that a nearby volunteer group be called to action. Despite some doubt that the volunteers would be of any assistance,...

Possum3 · Possum3

A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could be stay there for the night. Well, were mighty crowded since theres already someone in the spare room, replied the farmer. But I guess you can stay if you dont mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde. The tourist puffed out...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A mate just sent the footage of that Qld python found by a lady in the Nth Qld bedroom.. I sent him this.....I was in Jakarta and I held this monster's head to stop it moving/coiling.....scary?...not really, just like a regular visit to the Urinal for me...... The other photo is not my love child......t...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very British.....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

biggles2 · biggles2

.. will give it another go now ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7wbAbc9PFk -- Edited by biggles2 on Sunday 17th of February 2019 06:10:17 AM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

The last photo is of a 2 Metre tall Roo....appeared quietly behind an outback fence checker/repairer.....they stood staring at each other......Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

They're still the best/superior Rugby Union Nation on earth bar none.....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. What are those for? she asked suspiciously. Im a juggler, the man replied. I use those in my act. Well, show me, the officer requested. So he got out the machetes and s...

fwdoz · fwdoz

An irate motorist went to his insurance company and demanded money because his car had been stolen. "But" explained the insurance agent "we do not give you money. We will replace the car with another". The man replied indignantly "Well, if that's the way you do business, you can just cancel the polic...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny British homophobic skit .......very good at putting his foot in it.

Bobdown · Bobdown

A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings."This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone...

LLD · LLD

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of painkillers and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,...

Bobdown · Bobdown

British Humour

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Favourite Mule (Preview) A farmer was in an accident with a trucking company and finally decided his injuries were serious enough to take the company to court. In court, the trucking companys lawyer was questioning the farmer and asked, Didnt you say at the scene of the accident, Im fine? The farmer responded, Well let me tell...	Possum3	0	930	04:23 PM Feb 19, 2019 by Possum3
	Towel. (Preview)	Possum3	1	967	03:37 PM Feb 19, 2019 by fwdoz
	renewing "Lady in RED" (Preview) better luck this time with it .. !	biggles2	1	1289	01:47 PM Feb 19, 2019 by biggles2
	ATO. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1294	08:23 AM Feb 19, 2019 by Possum3
	Walking. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1140	05:44 PM Feb 18, 2019 by Possum3
	Fire crew (Preview) A house in a small town caught fire so the local fire department was called to put it out. However, the fire was far too much for the department to handle on their own so someone suggested that a nearby volunteer group be called to action. Despite some doubt that the volunteers would be of any assistance,...	Possum3	0	817	04:27 PM Feb 18, 2019 by Possum3
	Overnight with a tall blonde. (Preview) A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could be stay there for the night. Well, were mighty crowded since theres already someone in the spare room, replied the farmer. But I guess you can stay if you dont mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde. The tourist puffed out...	Possum3	0	1054	11:02 AM Feb 18, 2019 by Possum3
	A mate just showed me that footage of the Nth Qld Python...now THIS is a Python..photo (Preview) A mate just sent the footage of that Qld python found by a lady in the Nth Qld bedroom.. I sent him this.....I was in Jakarta and I held this monster's head to stop it moving/coiling.....scary?...not really, just like a regular visit to the Urinal for me...... The other photo is not my love child......t...	Goldfinger	0	1253	06:31 PM Feb 17, 2019 by Goldfinger
	A Quickie..very short MP4 on a Bank Robbery... (Preview) Very British.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	570	05:25 PM Feb 17, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Cup of tea? (Preview)	Possum3	0	868	03:59 PM Feb 17, 2019 by Possum3
	"Lady in Red" .. thought it was worth sharing .. (Preview) .. will give it another go now ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7wbAbc9PFk -- Edited by biggles2 on Sunday 17th of February 2019 06:10:17 AM	biggles2	0	938	06:16 AM Feb 17, 2019 by biggles2
	Some more that appeal to my weird sense of humour........ (Preview) The last photo is of a 2 Metre tall Roo....appeared quietly behind an outback fence checker/repairer.....they stood staring at each other......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1298	08:31 PM Feb 16, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Haka explained by an Irishman for our Kiwi friends...very short MP4 video.. (Preview) They're still the best/superior Rugby Union Nation on earth bar none.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1017	07:58 PM Feb 16, 2019 by Goldfinger
	The juggler. (Preview) A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. What are those for? she asked suspiciously. Im a juggler, the man replied. I use those in my act. Well, show me, the officer requested. So he got out the machetes and s...	Possum3	0	1139	11:27 AM Feb 16, 2019 by Possum3
	Insurance Policy (Preview) An irate motorist went to his insurance company and demanded money because his car had been stolen. "But" explained the insurance agent "we do not give you money. We will replace the car with another". The man replied indignantly "Well, if that's the way you do business, you can just cancel the polic...	fwdoz	0	970	04:38 PM Feb 15, 2019 by fwdoz
	Meeting the boyfriend (Preview) Funny British homophobic skit .......very good at putting his foot in it.	Bobdown	0	1101	02:08 PM Feb 15, 2019 by Bobdown
	Flat diet (Preview) A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings."This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone...	Bobdown	0	1271	01:04 PM Feb 14, 2019 by Bobdown
	Mushrooms (Preview) She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and...	LLD	0	1107	11:54 AM Feb 14, 2019 by LLD
	Hungover. (Preview) A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of painkillers and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,...	Possum3	0	1369	07:34 PM Feb 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Too much wine (Preview) British Humour	Bobdown	0	1418	02:38 PM Feb 13, 2019 by Bobdown
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