Just Joking

fwdoz · fwdoz

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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

For my next trick.....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.Paddy guessed 8, and th...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old lady is caught speeding and is pulled over by an officer. The policeman informs the woman that shes speeding and demands to see her licence. Id give it to you but I dont have one, she informs the officer. I lost it four years ago for drink driving. Concerned, the officer asks to see the womans regist...

LLD · LLD

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

What a nice young man...tree smells real nice tooooo. Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him. We have three possible donors, the doctor explains. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...

Baz421 · Baz421

Too many recycled jokes here lately,,, well here's one from 2010. Se attatched

Possum3 · Possum3

A routine police patrol was parked outside a popular bar in the outback. After last call at the bar, the police officer noticed a man leaving that looked so drunk he could hardly walk. The man stumbled around the car park for several minutes, while the officer watched on quietly. After what seemed like...

Peterpan · Peterpan

Why did the boy cover himself in gift wrap? Because he was told to live in the present. why was the broom late? Because it overswept. Sorry couldn't help putting two in a row. I'm off to the naughty corner. The first for 2019.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Winston's considered response...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man was travelling to a nearby city. He was driving down the highway when he spotted a priest and a pastor by the side of the road, holding up a sign. "The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late," the sign read. Wanting to get to his destination as fast as possible the man didn't take it seriously...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Va..va..va..boom.....Hoo Roo

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Dear Mum, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Ad...

Paintar · Paintar

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to London and the other to Wales. They agree to meet every ten years in Wentworth and play golf. At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch. Where you wanna go? Hooters. Why? Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks,...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man has been stuck on a desert island for 10 years when he notices an unusual speck in the distance. Its certainly not a ship, he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer the man starts to rule out the possibility that its a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, is a beau...

Dickodownunder · Dickodownunder

Possum3 · Possum3

Harry was on holiday in the Middle East with his wife, children and mother-in-law. During a visit to Jerusalem, his mother-in-law unexpectedly died. With a death certificate in his hand, he was making preparations to fly his mother-in-laws body home for a proper burial. The funeral director over t...

Possum3 · Possum3

Ethel married Tom and had five kids. Tom passed away. Ethel then married Dick and had another four kids. Dick passed away. Ethel then married Harry and had another six kids. Harry passed away, as did Ethel shortly after. At Ethels gravesite Mavis said to Ivy: Oh, how lovely! Together at last! Who? Ethe...

rgren2 · rgren2

Dad and Dave went fishing. While waiting for the fish to start biting, Dave says to Dad "I think I'm going to divorce Mabel. She hasn't spoken to me for in 3 months." After a while Dad says to Dave " You better think it over for a bit Dave, women like that are hard to find."

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	First Friday Funnies for 2019 (Preview) ---------------------------------------------------	fwdoz	1	1101	11:40 AM Jan 4, 2019 by LLD
	Time spent on reconnaissance is never wasted...very short MP4 video... (Preview) For my next trick.....	Goldfinger	3	767	09:40 AM Jan 3, 2019 by bluecat
	Free Sex with Fill-Up. (Preview) A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.Paddy guessed 8, and th...	aussie_paul	0	642	05:10 PM Jan 2, 2019 by aussie_paul
	Lady stopped by Police. (Preview) An old lady is caught speeding and is pulled over by an officer. The policeman informs the woman that shes speeding and demands to see her licence. Id give it to you but I dont have one, she informs the officer. I lost it four years ago for drink driving. Concerned, the officer asks to see the womans regist...	Possum3	0	874	10:09 AM Jan 2, 2019 by Possum3
	How Vegans are made (Preview)	LLD	2	587	08:41 PM Jan 1, 2019 by grahos
	Nice Young Man just sold a nice Xmas Tree..photo (Preview) What a nice young man...tree smells real nice tooooo. Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	793	06:33 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Heart transplant (Preview) An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him. We have three possible donors, the doctor explains. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...	Possum3	0	616	06:09 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Possum3
	RECYCLED JOKE FOR 2010 (Preview) Too many recycled jokes here lately,,, well here's one from 2010. Se attatched	Baz421	0	478	05:29 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Baz421
	Dead cert Drunk. (Preview) A routine police patrol was parked outside a popular bar in the outback. After last call at the bar, the police officer noticed a man leaving that looked so drunk he could hardly walk. The man stumbled around the car park for several minutes, while the officer watched on quietly. After what seemed like...	Possum3	0	497	03:26 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Possum3
	A Pun (Preview) Why did the boy cover himself in gift wrap? Because he was told to live in the present. why was the broom late? Because it overswept. Sorry couldn't help putting two in a row. I'm off to the naughty corner. The first for 2019.	Peterpan	0	821	01:25 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Peterpan
	Winston Churchill was asked his position on Whisky...his actual response.... (Preview) Winston's considered response...	Goldfinger	4	906	10:49 AM Jan 1, 2019 by Dickodownunder
	Prophesy? (Preview) A man was travelling to a nearby city. He was driving down the highway when he spotted a priest and a pastor by the side of the road, holding up a sign. "The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late," the sign read. Wanting to get to his destination as fast as possible the man didn't take it seriously...	Possum3	0	560	09:45 AM Jan 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Spring Cleaning the Car...short MP4 video.... (Preview) Va..va..va..boom.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	474	09:47 PM Dec 31, 2018 by grahos
	Hello Mudda Hello Farder... (Preview) Dear Mum, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Ad...	aussie_paul	1	627	06:51 PM Dec 31, 2018 by Recoup
	Hooters (Preview) Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to London and the other to Wales. They agree to meet every ten years in Wentworth and play golf. At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch. Where you wanna go? Hooters. Why? Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks,...	Paintar	0	885	06:49 PM Dec 31, 2018 by Paintar
	How long has it been? (Preview) A man has been stuck on a desert island for 10 years when he notices an unusual speck in the distance. Its certainly not a ship, he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer the man starts to rule out the possibility that its a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, is a beau...	Possum3	0	573	04:42 PM Dec 31, 2018 by Possum3
	Just another problem (Preview)	Dickodownunder	0	685	08:48 PM Dec 30, 2018 by Dickodownunder
	Expensive (Preview) Harry was on holiday in the Middle East with his wife, children and mother-in-law. During a visit to Jerusalem, his mother-in-law unexpectedly died. With a death certificate in his hand, he was making preparations to fly his mother-in-laws body home for a proper burial. The funeral director over t...	Possum3	1	588	08:19 PM Dec 30, 2018 by fwdoz
	Lots of kids. (Preview) Ethel married Tom and had five kids. Tom passed away. Ethel then married Dick and had another four kids. Dick passed away. Ethel then married Harry and had another six kids. Harry passed away, as did Ethel shortly after. At Ethels gravesite Mavis said to Ivy: Oh, how lovely! Together at last! Who? Ethe...	Possum3	0	625	05:17 PM Dec 30, 2018 by Possum3
	Dad and Dave (Preview) Dad and Dave went fishing. While waiting for the fish to start biting, Dave says to Dad "I think I'm going to divorce Mabel. She hasn't spoken to me for in 3 months." After a while Dad says to Dave " You better think it over for a bit Dave, women like that are hard to find."	rgren2	0	663	01:28 PM Dec 30, 2018 by rgren2
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