Just Joking

Paintar · Paintar

Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period.Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise tosend a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital sex. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooter...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

THE AUSSIE DUNNY POEM Only those who have used a bush toilet would fully appreciate this. The service station trade was slow The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and hardwood stick Piled shavings on the ground. No "all mod cons" did they have there. A log across the rill Led to a shack, marke...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend "All that bull does is eat grass. Won't even look at a cow". "Take him to the vet" his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happier. "The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!" he told his pal. "Then he broke through...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Watch and listen a couple of times.....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Great ending

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some funny..... some true

Possum3 · Possum3

rgren2 · rgren2

Drafting blokes over 60....I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join...

Possum3 · Possum3

dorian · dorian

- Charlie Chaplin - Harpo Marx - Marcel Marceau

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good one from Bill Kearns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8qNTEong0

Paintar · Paintar

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings. "The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns t...

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	Three Virgin Sisters (Preview) Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period.Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise tosend a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital sex. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two...	Paintar	0	1136	05:55 PM Mar 19, 2019 by Paintar
	Ageing (Preview) Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooter...	Bobdown	0	1817	10:56 AM Mar 18, 2019 by Bobdown
	Hearing Aid. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1571	12:48 PM Mar 17, 2019 by Possum3
	Trump's Wall (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1721	11:26 AM Mar 16, 2019 by Bobdown
	Singles Ad (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1869	11:25 AM Mar 16, 2019 by Bobdown
	The Outback Aussie Dunny (Preview) THE AUSSIE DUNNY POEM Only those who have used a bush toilet would fully appreciate this. The service station trade was slow The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and hardwood stick Piled shavings on the ground. No "all mod cons" did they have there. A log across the rill Led to a shack, marke...	Bobdown	0	1494	11:24 AM Mar 16, 2019 by Bobdown
	The lazy bull (Preview) A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend "All that bull does is eat grass. Won't even look at a cow". "Take him to the vet" his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happier. "The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!" he told his pal. "Then he broke through...	fwdoz	0	1438	10:20 PM Mar 15, 2019 by fwdoz
	Walkie Talkie (Preview)	Possum3	0	1564	07:36 AM Mar 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Say Cheese (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1638	07:41 AM Mar 14, 2019 by Woody n Sue
	British animal voiceovers (Preview) Watch and listen a couple of times.....	Bobdown	0	1427	06:32 PM Mar 13, 2019 by Bobdown
	Old Fashioned Romance (Preview) Great ending	Bobdown	0	1549	06:28 PM Mar 13, 2019 by Bobdown
	Great Philosopher Quotes (Preview) Some funny..... some true	Bobdown	2	1596	08:35 PM Mar 12, 2019 by Craig1
	6 Easy Exercises (Preview)	Possum3	0	1589	09:33 AM Mar 12, 2019 by Possum3
	The Draft (Preview) Drafting blokes over 60....I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join...	rgren2	0	1701	09:23 AM Mar 12, 2019 by rgren2
	It was me. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1590	10:16 PM Mar 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Famous quotations (Preview) - Charlie Chaplin - Harpo Marx - Marcel Marceau	dorian	4	1360	09:19 PM Mar 10, 2019 by dogbox
	Bush poet (Preview) Good one from Bill Kearns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8qNTEong0	Bobdown	0	1475	03:43 PM Mar 10, 2019 by Bobdown
	SARCASM AT ITS BEST! (Preview) A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings. "The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns t...	Paintar	0	1341	02:43 PM Mar 9, 2019 by Paintar
	Politically Incorrect for International Women's Day (Preview)	LLD	0	1432	12:41 PM Mar 9, 2019 by LLD
	Things to think about. (Preview)	Possum3	2	1750	10:37 PM Mar 8, 2019 by Sweet William
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