Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

As Christmas is just around the corner be very careful on the roads. A lot of men will be drinking heavily, And their wives will be driving. Have a Happy and Safe Christmas everyone, Possum.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman was in court regarding her pending divorce. Trying to sort everything out, the judge asked her a series of questions. What are the grounds for your divorce? he asked. About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a lake running by. No, the judge replied. I mean what are...

fwdoz · fwdoz

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. Little Boy "But I don't know how to pray". Dad says "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc". Little Boy says "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

...it helps if you're Irish....I am, by the way....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting a Labrador dog tomorrow" Mick says, "I wouldn't do that, have you seen how many of their owners go Feckin Blind".

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 19th of December 2018 10:49:59 AM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow" Mick replies "I had it done when I was a little baby". Paddy asks "Did it hurt" Mick says "I can't remember it much, but it took me a year to walk".

Possum3 · Possum3

A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional. I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest. Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost? Wel...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Back to coal..its safer....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Quick thinking on his feet...or cane.....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A man hails a taxi and gets into a yellow cab. To the airport please, he says. The trip is going fine until the passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Frightened, the driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on a footpath and stops centimetres away fro...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man gets home one morning and finds his dog laying on a porch covered in snow and mud with a rabbit in his mouth. The dog is not bloody, just dirty. The man realises his neighbour raises rabbits for special rabbit shows and has several blue-ribbon winners in his possession. He instantly knows the rabbi...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A few more smiles...I hope...Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Bugger Rudolph,..this is way more fun......Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman books an appointment with her dentist after noticing one of her teeth hurts every time she eats. When she arrives, the dentist asks her to sit in the chair so he can investigate whats happening. The woman sits down and the dentist asks her to open her mouth. Open wider, he says. The woman opens her...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... cheers - John -- Edited by rockylizard on Sunday 16th of December 2018 08:11:14 PM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Christmas Safety. (Preview) As Christmas is just around the corner be very careful on the roads. A lot of men will be drinking heavily, And their wives will be driving. Have a Happy and Safe Christmas everyone, Possum.	Possum3	1	951	11:22 AM Dec 23, 2018 by Tony Bev
	lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1011	10:01 PM Dec 22, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Divorce Court. (Preview) A woman was in court regarding her pending divorce. Trying to sort everything out, the judge asked her a series of questions. What are the grounds for your divorce? he asked. About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a lake running by. No, the judge replied. I mean what are...	Possum3	0	657	04:27 PM Dec 22, 2018 by Possum3
	Christmas Jokes (Preview) At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. Little Boy "But I don't know how to pray". Dad says "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc". Little Boy says "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice...	fwdoz	0	1028	05:52 PM Dec 21, 2018 by fwdoz
	Genuine Irish Confidence Course...very short MP4 video (Preview) ...it helps if you're Irish....I am, by the way....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	3	1246	05:35 PM Dec 20, 2018 by Goldfinger
	My beloved Granddaughter just wrote to Santa......at least she's honest... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	668	10:15 AM Dec 20, 2018 by Goldfinger
	:) :) (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	0	4002	07:08 PM Dec 19, 2018 by rockylizard
	Mick & Paddy again. (Preview) Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting a Labrador dog tomorrow" Mick says, "I wouldn't do that, have you seen how many of their owners go Feckin Blind".	Possum3	0	767	03:58 PM Dec 19, 2018 by Possum3
	Some funnies... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 19th of December 2018 10:49:59 AM	aussie_paul	1	1081	03:36 PM Dec 19, 2018 by LLD
	You know this is true........Aston Martin Pre-Owned Advert... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	917	11:02 AM Dec 19, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Mick & Paddy. (Preview) Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow" Mick replies "I had it done when I was a little baby". Paddy asks "Did it hurt" Mick says "I can't remember it much, but it took me a year to walk".	Possum3	0	1005	08:53 PM Dec 18, 2018 by Possum3
	Irish Confessional. (Preview) A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional. I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest. Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost? Wel...	Possum3	0	1132	04:30 PM Dec 18, 2018 by Possum3
	We were all afraid this would happen..... (Preview) Back to coal..its safer....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	798	08:50 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	Road Rage..very short MP4 video.. (Preview) Quick thinking on his feet...or cane.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	715	08:49 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	Taxi. (Preview) A man hails a taxi and gets into a yellow cab. To the airport please, he says. The trip is going fine until the passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Frightened, the driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on a footpath and stops centimetres away fro...	Possum3	1	1098	08:44 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	Dog caught a rabbit (Preview) A man gets home one morning and finds his dog laying on a porch covered in snow and mud with a rabbit in his mouth. The dog is not bloody, just dirty. The man realises his neighbour raises rabbits for special rabbit shows and has several blue-ribbon winners in his possession. He instantly knows the rabbi...	Possum3	1	805	08:41 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	A few more smiles.... (Preview) A few more smiles...I hope...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1194	03:50 PM Dec 17, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Santa may come twice this year....... (Preview) Bugger Rudolph,..this is way more fun......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	16	1031	12:58 PM Dec 17, 2018 by Sahara05
	The dentist (Preview) A woman books an appointment with her dentist after noticing one of her teeth hurts every time she eats. When she arrives, the dentist asks her to sit in the chair so he can investigate whats happening. The woman sits down and the dentist asks her to open her mouth. Open wider, he says. The woman opens her...	Possum3	0	851	09:51 PM Dec 16, 2018 by Possum3
	:) :) (Preview) Gday... cheers - John -- Edited by rockylizard on Sunday 16th of December 2018 08:11:14 PM	rockylizard	0	683	08:10 PM Dec 16, 2018 by rockylizard
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