Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?The livestock dealer said, Why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken unde...

Possum3 · Possum3

1. Find a woman that makes you laugh. 2. Find a woman who has a job and likes housework 3. Find a woman who is honest. 4. Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom. 5. Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot. 6. Most of all it is very important that these five women never meet.

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and wife were celebrating their 30th anniversary. One of their divorced friends approached them and congratulated them on the big achievement. I have to know, whats your secret to staying so happy? the divorcee asked. Well, the husband answered. She has a university degree in communicat...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Deleted. Sorry not meant to have been.Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 21st of January 2019 10:54:14 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Another old classic...Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Fasten your seat belt....Theresa May get to 10 Downing Street....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 21st of January 2019 04:39:16 PM

rgren2 · rgren2

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he will be looking for a job."The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we can take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he will be looking for a job."...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Bobdown · Bobdown

The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee. As she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford them" she r...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man was walking along a beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said: "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also giv...

LLD · LLD

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

1.Who remembers the cap gun when we were kids...?......and they smelled great when fired....double them over for louder bang....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared. The englishman caught the camel and spluttered I support "Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver." The scotsm...

Possum3 · Possum3

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "...

Possum3 · Possum3

Q: What do you call a camel without a hump? A: Humphrey (Hump-free). Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud? A: He took part in a hump and dump scheme. Q: Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? A: They only had one camel. Q. What do you call a Talib...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Classic....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A man visited the local mental hospital and asked the head doctor how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. Its simple actually, said the doctor. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket. Then we simply ask him or her to empty the batht...

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	Transparency..photo.. (Preview)	Goldfinger	1	915	06:52 PM Jan 22, 2019 by LLD
	Thinking... (Preview) A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?The livestock dealer said, Why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken unde...	aussie_paul	0	929	04:17 PM Jan 22, 2019 by aussie_paul
	Man's guide to a lasting relationship. (Preview) 1. Find a woman that makes you laugh. 2. Find a woman who has a job and likes housework 3. Find a woman who is honest. 4. Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom. 5. Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot. 6. Most of all it is very important that these five women never meet.	Possum3	0	799	03:31 PM Jan 22, 2019 by Possum3
	Educated. (Preview) A husband and wife were celebrating their 30th anniversary. One of their divorced friends approached them and congratulated them on the big achievement. I have to know, whats your secret to staying so happy? the divorcee asked. Well, the husband answered. She has a university degree in communicat...	Possum3	0	661	03:10 PM Jan 22, 2019 by Possum3
	Close shave. (Preview) An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the s...	Possum3	0	710	02:43 PM Jan 22, 2019 by Possum3
	A Very, Very, Very, good explanation !!! lol (Preview) Deleted. Sorry not meant to have been.Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 21st of January 2019 10:54:14 PM	aussie_paul	2	727	10:54 PM Jan 21, 2019 by aussie_paul
	The Prawn & Crab...David Niven....short MP4 video (Preview) Another old classic...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	699	05:02 PM Jan 21, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Theresa May survive...... (Preview) Fasten your seat belt....Theresa May get to 10 Downing Street....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 21st of January 2019 04:39:16 PM	Goldfinger	0	827	04:38 PM Jan 21, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Great Doctors (Preview) A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he will be looking for a job."The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we can take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he will be looking for a job."...	rgren2	0	632	02:39 PM Jan 21, 2019 by rgren2
	Funny sayings (Preview)	Bobdown	0	821	02:10 PM Jan 21, 2019 by Bobdown
	Goooo Grrannnyyy! (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	685	11:05 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Scotsman (Preview) The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee. As she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford them" she r...	Bobdown	0	653	11:03 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Bobdown
	Magic Genie. (Preview) A man was walking along a beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said: "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also giv...	Possum3	0	655	10:57 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Possum3
	Paddy Again (Preview)	LLD	0	646	10:12 AM Jan 21, 2019 by LLD
	Some more humour.....plus old cap gun photo... (Preview) 1.Who remembers the cap gun when we were kids...?......and they smelled great when fired....double them over for louder bang....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	709	10:02 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Craig1
	Camel & Irish (Preview) An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared. The englishman caught the camel and spluttered I support "Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver." The scotsm...	Possum3	1	568	09:38 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Blues Man
	Camel and the Priest (Preview) A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "...	Possum3	1	403	09:36 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Blues Man
	Short Camels (Preview) Q: What do you call a camel without a hump? A: Humphrey (Hump-free). Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud? A: He took part in a hump and dump scheme. Q: Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? A: They only had one camel. Q. What do you call a Talib...	Possum3	2	546	09:34 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Blues Man
	Classic Pommie Humour...short MP4 Video.. (Preview) Classic....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	477	09:32 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Blues Man
	Sanity. (Preview) A man visited the local mental hospital and asked the head doctor how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. Its simple actually, said the doctor. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket. Then we simply ask him or her to empty the batht...	Possum3	1	650	09:28 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Blues Man
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