Just Joking

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

Sorry could only get a Facebook link so deleted it. -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 11th of February 2019 08:56:00 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

A young man was strolling down the street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting: Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldnt. Then he spotted a small hole in the wood and put his eye to it. He just...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off. The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her mother had done it...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Dead parrot At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Umm, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your green and purple parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that wo...

Possum3 · Possum3

It was pelting down with rain and a big puddle had formed out the front of a pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and began jiggling it up and down in the water. A young man, who was travelling through the town, stopped to ask what he was doing. "Fishing," replied the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo

Paintar · Paintar

An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I be...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Short video....well told joke.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Funny..it may be my weird sense of humour of course......Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman goes to she her Gynecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" He asked. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vagina" she replied. So the Gynecologist puts her on the examination table to see the problem. He chuckled and said; "Those aren't postage...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man was travelling down a highway late one night, in a rush to meet his family who were waiting for him in a nearby city where they were holidaying. A policeman noticed how fast he was going and pulled him over. "Are you aware of how fast you're going?" the policeman asked. "Yes I am, I'm trying to escape a...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died. Well, then, just give me my money back, the man said. Cant do that. I went and spent it already, replied th...

Possum3 · Possum3

A priest, a doctor and an engineer are enjoying a weekend away together and decide to play a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the groundskeeper for an explanation. "That's a group of blind firefighters," the groundskeeper repli...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Tad crude...well told by an amateur...bet it gets told round someone's next Happy Hour, if they can remember it..Lmao...Hoo Roo

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and an ostrich who were travelling together along a highway entered a restaurant. As they sat down the waitress asked for their orders. "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," the man replied. The waitress then turned to the ostrich and asked the same question. To which the ostrich replied: "I'll have...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him."Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or va...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Last one typifys a much simpler/innocent Australia...Hoo Roo

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	A Busy Day (Preview) Sorry could only get a Facebook link so deleted it. -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 11th of February 2019 08:56:00 AM	Rob Driver	0	1748	08:53 AM Feb 11, 2019 by Rob Driver
	Curious. (Preview) A young man was strolling down the street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting: Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldnt. Then he spotted a small hole in the wood and put his eye to it. He just...	Possum3	2	2014	08:49 AM Feb 11, 2019 by Blues Man
	Cooking lesson. (Preview) One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off. The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her mother had done it...	Possum3	0	1677	05:15 PM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Dead parrot (Preview) Dead parrot At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Umm, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your green and purple parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that wo...	Bobdown	0	1148	01:05 PM Feb 10, 2019 by Bobdown
	Fishing. (Preview) It was pelting down with rain and a big puddle had formed out the front of a pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and began jiggling it up and down in the water. A young man, who was travelling through the town, stopped to ask what he was doing. "Fishing," replied the...	Possum3	0	1151	09:57 AM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	New Mercedes. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1510	09:31 AM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Is this also my weird sense of humour?...photo/caption... (Preview) Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	1778	10:19 PM Feb 9, 2019 by Goldfinger
	An Angel visited a woman (Preview) An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I be...	Paintar	0	1577	03:46 PM Feb 9, 2019 by Paintar
	The Bus Driver (Preview) Short video....well told joke.	Bobdown	0	1729	11:44 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Bobdown
	How to piss off -literally- a BMW owner....short MP4 video.. (Preview) Funny..it may be my weird sense of humour of course......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	3	1173	10:11 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Blues Man
	Medical problem. (Preview) A woman goes to she her Gynecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" He asked. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vagina" she replied. So the Gynecologist puts her on the examination table to see the problem. He chuckled and said; "Those aren't postage...	Possum3	2	701	10:01 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Blues Man
	Speeding (Preview) A man was travelling down a highway late one night, in a rush to meet his family who were waiting for him in a nearby city where they were holidaying. A policeman noticed how fast he was going and pulled him over. "Are you aware of how fast you're going?" the policeman asked. "Yes I am, I'm trying to escape a...	Possum3	2	924	10:00 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Blues Man
	Donkey (Preview) A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died. Well, then, just give me my money back, the man said. Cant do that. I went and spent it already, replied th...	Possum3	1	721	09:48 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Blues Man
	Golf (Preview) A priest, a doctor and an engineer are enjoying a weekend away together and decide to play a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the groundskeeper for an explanation. "That's a group of blind firefighters," the groundskeeper repli...	Possum3	0	1763	09:41 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Possum3
	'The Fly'....Joke well told by an amateur...tad crude I guess...short MP4 video.... (Preview) Tad crude...well told by an amateur...bet it gets told round someone's next Happy Hour, if they can remember it..Lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1621	07:01 PM Feb 8, 2019 by LLD
	Fridge magnet (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1401	05:38 PM Feb 8, 2019 by navynurse
	Ostrich. (Preview) A man and an ostrich who were travelling together along a highway entered a restaurant. As they sat down the waitress asked for their orders. "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," the man replied. The waitress then turned to the ostrich and asked the same question. To which the ostrich replied: "I'll have...	Possum3	0	1065	04:44 PM Feb 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Nympho Convention Lecturer (Preview) A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him."Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or va...	fwdoz	0	1407	04:35 PM Feb 8, 2019 by fwdoz
	Almost not a joke... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1683	04:22 PM Feb 8, 2019 by aussie_paul
	A couple more I like.... (Preview) Last one typifys a much simpler/innocent Australia...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1088	08:30 PM Feb 7, 2019 by Craig1
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