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Phil's Scrotum.....
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Phil's ScrotumThe pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was e...
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Latest Darwin Awards announced in USA.
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Darwin awards for 2018 Nominee No. 1 (San Jose Mercury News): An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriends windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. Nominee No. 2 (Kalamazoo Gazette): James Burns, 34, a mec...
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Paddy and Mick
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Whilst touring Ireland, a man stopped at a rural service station. After filling up his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink the coke and watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other would...
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Security System
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1. Go to Salvo's and buy used pair of 16 - 18 boots. 2. Place on front patio, with a copy of "Guns And Ammo"magazine. 3. Get four large dog dishes and place on front patio. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads; Bubba, Me and Marcel and Billy Ray went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour, don't mess with t...
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Wisdom
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Accident at work.
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A man was working on a construction site when he accidentally cut off all of his fingers with an electric saw. He rushed to the emergency room as quickly as he could. His doctor looked at his hand and said, Give me the fingers, and Ill see what I can do. The man shook his head and replied, But I dont have the fi...
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Age Related Humour...cartooonies...
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Manners.
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Turning on Lights and Sirens is just plain bad manners, just for losing a drag race.
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Wilderness Honeymoon
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A young couple were on their honeymoon. They were staying at remote, log cabin resort way up in the mountains. They had checked in early in the week and hadn't been seen since. The elderly couple who ran the resort began to get worries about the two. The old man decided to go and see if they were alright. He...
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Happy wife.
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I wanted to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning. I'm not allowed to play with Texta Colours anymore.
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Police Stop.
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A Cop just pulled me up, and said "Papers". I said "Scissors I win" So I drove off. He must want a rematch coz he has been chasing me for 15 minutes.
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Lottery Win
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A man finds himself in trouble. His business has gone bankrupt and he has lost all of his money. Hes so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into his local church and begins to pray. Oh God, please help me. Ive lost my business and if I dont find some money soon Im going to lose my house as well...
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The Famous Dame Edna Line:'They've found me a better seat"..short MP4 video
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I hadn't realized Dame Edna is better looking than Camilla....Hoo Roo
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Talking Parrot.
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A woman goes to an auction in the hope of purchasing an exotic speaking parrot. She places a bid on the bird before another voice pipes up and doubles the price. The pair continue furiously bidding against each other until, eventually, the second bidder gives up and the woman takes the prize. As she goe...
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Wish
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Two statues, a male and a female, had faced each other in the park for decades. One day, an angel appeared before them and decided to grant them a wish. Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life, he said. For half an hour you ge...
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Blondes
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Sally and Ian, both blondes, were delighted when their long wait to adopt a child finally came to an end. The adoption centre informed them they had been selected as potential parents for a beautiful baby girl from China. On the way home, they stopped at their local university and enrolled in night cou...
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Angry wife
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A husband and wife were on a holiday together. The wife was angry at her husband for spending all of his free time in a bar. So one night he took her along with him. "What will you have?" the man asked the woman. "Oh I don't know," she replied. "The same as you I suppose." The husband ordered a couple of Jack Da...
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Doctor?
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An old man who had been retired for many years decided to open up his own hospital so he didnt get bored. He erected a sign out the front that read: Get your treatments for $500. $1,000 refund if no cure. A young doctor decided to visit the hospital, convinced the old man didnt know the first thing about med...
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera...
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, and again the camera flashed.Now he began to...
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Feel this at times ? Blinding
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-- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 2nd of January 2019 01:48:02 PM
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